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DevolutionMan
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Seahawks, Mariners, PNW Sports, liberal. #Cascadia

This is a one way ride. Act accordingly.

“Poverty doesn't exist because we cannot feed the poor, poverty exists because we cannot satisfy the rich.” Absolutely no MAGAts
Can Jake Paul go back to YouTube now? When he fought a real boxer in his prime it turned out just like I thought it would.
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I’ve trademarked the 2 point conversion off the backward throw

The 2 point Pike Place Fish Toss©️
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
How can we bizarrely break team records week after week?

✅Six field goals, no problem.
✅Sixteen points in the 4th quarter, no problem
✅ Three two point conversions, no problem
✅ Two points off a backward pass, no problem
✅ Two points to win the game, no problem
✅1.3% chance to win, NO PROBLEM
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Puka whining about the refs after the game solidified his image as a little b*tch in the NFL.
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I may rewatch that game a third time tomorrow. Hahaha F*ck the Lambs
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December 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We got a 2 point conversion that will NEVER be repeated.

The Cheathawks are back baby!!! Hahahaha….
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I can’t sleep yet. But for once in a long time, its for a good reason. #Seahawks
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It feels pretty, pretty, pretty good.
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I just realized I gotta buy that jersey. In any case my wife said she likes it. lol
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
What is crazy about the Darnold heroics to win is the 2-4 really dumb things he does to put us in the hole. Im not sure that’s sustainable.
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My son won $550 on that score. lol
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
We have never completed 3ea 2 point conversions that I can remember.
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
MM with some huge balls on that play. Damn!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!!! OMG!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m all out of emotions at this point.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’ll live with a tie. Screw it.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
What a waste of a play call.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Mother flipper!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Can we get a turnover now.
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Won the toss!!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I didn’t feel stressed enough. Thanks Seahawks.
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Here we go to OT. Who would have thunk it?
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Fuck Nacua
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Darnold come the fuck on man.
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Never give Darnold more than 5 seconds to throw.
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM