Devohn Bland
@devohnbland.bsky.social
Minneapolis based Comedian, Writer, Filmmaker, and musician
Catch me at The Plus in Eau Claire, Wisconsin October 23-25
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Catch me at The Plus in Eau Claire, Wisconsin October 23-25
Today is my 33rd birthday
September 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Today is my 33rd birthday
Shouts out to folks who don't take their anger out on other people, I think that's really dope when people don't do that
July 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Shouts out to folks who don't take their anger out on other people, I think that's really dope when people don't do that
You cannot abduct people and have people just be ok with it, Liam Neeson has a whole ass entire film franchise about it. Be fuckin forreal
June 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You cannot abduct people and have people just be ok with it, Liam Neeson has a whole ass entire film franchise about it. Be fuckin forreal
"If we ever hooked up you have to wish me a happy Mother's Day", is a wild ass statement cuz like ok bet Happy Mother's Day to the women who I helped cheat on her 33 YR old bf when we were both 19? wtf are we doin here? YOU ARE NOT MY MOM. This Day is for moms. It's for MOMS bro
May 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"If we ever hooked up you have to wish me a happy Mother's Day", is a wild ass statement cuz like ok bet Happy Mother's Day to the women who I helped cheat on her 33 YR old bf when we were both 19? wtf are we doin here? YOU ARE NOT MY MOM. This Day is for moms. It's for MOMS bro
Hold up, Pope got a dead name now???
May 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hold up, Pope got a dead name now???
Listen here dammit, y'all better not spend no money today. Not even if that's a kink of yours. That's right we kink shaming during the fuckin boycott nigga
February 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Listen here dammit, y'all better not spend no money today. Not even if that's a kink of yours. That's right we kink shaming during the fuckin boycott nigga
This show is on March 21 at Bryant Lake Bowl and I'd be very happy if y'all attended it
February 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This show is on March 21 at Bryant Lake Bowl and I'd be very happy if y'all attended it
You can only rock the sexy nun\priest outfit so many times. After a while it's not sexy anymore, it's JUST Catholic. I've been up since 5am
February 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You can only rock the sexy nun\priest outfit so many times. After a while it's not sexy anymore, it's JUST Catholic. I've been up since 5am
The problem is that the yt people who want to be allies are also the "Are you mad at me?" types of people, and the white people who are accomplices need a few days to recover from all of the sex, drugs, and accordion\ korg microKORG2 playing
February 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The problem is that the yt people who want to be allies are also the "Are you mad at me?" types of people, and the white people who are accomplices need a few days to recover from all of the sex, drugs, and accordion\ korg microKORG2 playing
RFK wild cuz wtf u mean yo daddy got shot and now can't nobody have anti-depressants???
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
RFK wild cuz wtf u mean yo daddy got shot and now can't nobody have anti-depressants???
Naw cuz as the product of a teenage pregnancy I literally don't no wtf y'all niggas be saying when you complain about existential dread. I'm stastically not even supposed to be here but I just be chillin and making the most of it. I'm literally a baby raised by babies. Thuggin it
February 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Naw cuz as the product of a teenage pregnancy I literally don't no wtf y'all niggas be saying when you complain about existential dread. I'm stastically not even supposed to be here but I just be chillin and making the most of it. I'm literally a baby raised by babies. Thuggin it
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is Bull’s Horn the only bar in town consistently playing tubi movies? perhaps, just one reason it rules
February 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
is Bull’s Horn the only bar in town consistently playing tubi movies? perhaps, just one reason it rules
Gulf of America? More like Gulf Down Deez Nuts!! I'm not callin it that
February 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Gulf of America? More like Gulf Down Deez Nuts!! I'm not callin it that
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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
A Canadian man was killed tonight on Super Bowl Sunday
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A Canadian man was killed tonight on Super Bowl Sunday
Artist are dope, but also annoying. One time in community college film school we watched another students film and the sex scene was hella realistic, and when we told her she was like "Oh, yea they're fucking!! Really cool artists friend of mine", GIRL WHAT?? Now we gotta grade your porn. BE FORREAL
February 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Artist are dope, but also annoying. One time in community college film school we watched another students film and the sex scene was hella realistic, and when we told her she was like "Oh, yea they're fucking!! Really cool artists friend of mine", GIRL WHAT?? Now we gotta grade your porn. BE FORREAL