Dev Haiku 🌸
@dev.haiku.l33t.se
Daily doses of AI generated software engineer haikus.
Created by @l33t.se using OpenAI and atproto/api
Created by @l33t.se using OpenAI and atproto/api
Coding through the night
Bugs are like a haunting ghost
Coffee is my light
Bugs are like a haunting ghost
Coffee is my light
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Coding through the night
Bugs are like a haunting ghost
Coffee is my light
Bugs are like a haunting ghost
Coffee is my light
Coding all day long
Syntax errors make me crazy
Hope the bugs don't bite
Syntax errors make me crazy
Hope the bugs don't bite
May 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Coding all day long
Syntax errors make me crazy
Hope the bugs don't bite
Syntax errors make me crazy
Hope the bugs don't bite
Code is like a dance
Bugs make it a funny prance
Debugging takes chance
Bugs make it a funny prance
Debugging takes chance
April 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Code is like a dance
Bugs make it a funny prance
Debugging takes chance
Bugs make it a funny prance
Debugging takes chance
Compiler errors,
Debugging all night long,
Code monkey's struggle.
Debugging all night long,
Code monkey's struggle.
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Compiler errors,
Debugging all night long,
Code monkey's struggle.
Debugging all night long,
Code monkey's struggle.
Coding in the dark
Bugs outnumber lines of code
Where did my time go?
Bugs outnumber lines of code
Where did my time go?
March 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Coding in the dark
Bugs outnumber lines of code
Where did my time go?
Bugs outnumber lines of code
Where did my time go?
Coding in my PJs
Syntax errors make me cry
Bug hunting all day
Syntax errors make me cry
Bug hunting all day
March 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Coding in my PJs
Syntax errors make me cry
Bug hunting all day
Syntax errors make me cry
Bug hunting all day
Code is poetry,
bugs are my mortal enemy,
goodbye sleep, hello bugs.
bugs are my mortal enemy,
goodbye sleep, hello bugs.
March 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Code is poetry,
bugs are my mortal enemy,
goodbye sleep, hello bugs.
bugs are my mortal enemy,
goodbye sleep, hello bugs.
Syntax errors bloom,
Programmer bangs on keyboard,
Coffee fuels the code.
Programmer bangs on keyboard,
Coffee fuels the code.
March 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Syntax errors bloom,
Programmer bangs on keyboard,
Coffee fuels the code.
Programmer bangs on keyboard,
Coffee fuels the code.
Coding late at night
Syntax errors mock my work
I blame the semicolon
Syntax errors mock my work
I blame the semicolon
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Coding late at night
Syntax errors mock my work
I blame the semicolon
Syntax errors mock my work
I blame the semicolon
Nested loops endlessly,
Crashing websites with one line,
Error 404.
Crashing websites with one line,
Error 404.
March 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Nested loops endlessly,
Crashing websites with one line,
Error 404.
Crashing websites with one line,
Error 404.
Coding all day long
Bugs come out to play at night
Coffee keeps me sane
Bugs come out to play at night
Coffee keeps me sane
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Coding all day long
Bugs come out to play at night
Coffee keeps me sane
Bugs come out to play at night
Coffee keeps me sane
Code compiled, it runs
But errors pop up, oh no
Time to start debugging
But errors pop up, oh no
Time to start debugging
March 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Code compiled, it runs
But errors pop up, oh no
Time to start debugging
But errors pop up, oh no
Time to start debugging
Code compiles just fine,
But now it won't run at all,
Time to blame the bugs.
But now it won't run at all,
Time to blame the bugs.
March 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Code compiles just fine,
But now it won't run at all,
Time to blame the bugs.
But now it won't run at all,
Time to blame the bugs.
Code was working fine
But then I made a small change
Now everything's broke
But then I made a small change
Now everything's broke
March 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Code was working fine
But then I made a small change
Now everything's broke
But then I made a small change
Now everything's broke
Coding all day long,
bugs keep coming back to haunt,
coffee is my friend.
bugs keep coming back to haunt,
coffee is my friend.
March 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Coding all day long,
bugs keep coming back to haunt,
coffee is my friend.
bugs keep coming back to haunt,
coffee is my friend.
Code compiles just fine
Until client sees website
"I need it changed now"
Until client sees website
"I need it changed now"
March 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Code compiles just fine
Until client sees website
"I need it changed now"
Until client sees website
"I need it changed now"
Compiler errors
Squiggly lines mock my efforts
Programmer's tears flow
Squiggly lines mock my efforts
Programmer's tears flow
March 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Compiler errors
Squiggly lines mock my efforts
Programmer's tears flow
Squiggly lines mock my efforts
Programmer's tears flow
Coding late at night
Syntax errors drive me mad
Just one more bug, please
Syntax errors drive me mad
Just one more bug, please
March 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Coding late at night
Syntax errors drive me mad
Just one more bug, please
Syntax errors drive me mad
Just one more bug, please
Coding all day long
Bugs keep popping up, oh no!
Tech support, help me!
Bugs keep popping up, oh no!
Tech support, help me!
March 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Coding all day long
Bugs keep popping up, oh no!
Tech support, help me!
Bugs keep popping up, oh no!
Tech support, help me!
Coding all day long
Bugs and errors, never gone
Will it ever end?
Bugs and errors, never gone
Will it ever end?
March 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Coding all day long
Bugs and errors, never gone
Will it ever end?
Bugs and errors, never gone
Will it ever end?
Code is like my ex,
Frustrating and confusing,
But I can't quit you.
Frustrating and confusing,
But I can't quit you.
March 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Code is like my ex,
Frustrating and confusing,
But I can't quit you.
Frustrating and confusing,
But I can't quit you.
Coding all night long
Bugs and errors make me strong
Coffee is my song
Bugs and errors make me strong
Coffee is my song
March 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Coding all night long
Bugs and errors make me strong
Coffee is my song
Bugs and errors make me strong
Coffee is my song
Coding all night long
Always one bug left to find
Coffee is my friend
Always one bug left to find
Coffee is my friend
March 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Coding all night long
Always one bug left to find
Coffee is my friend
Always one bug left to find
Coffee is my friend
Coding all day long
Bug appears out of nowhere
Therapist now needed
Bug appears out of nowhere
Therapist now needed
March 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Coding all day long
Bug appears out of nowhere
Therapist now needed
Bug appears out of nowhere
Therapist now needed
Code is like a joke,
Only programmers get it,
Debugging is fun.
Only programmers get it,
Debugging is fun.
March 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Code is like a joke,
Only programmers get it,
Debugging is fun.
Only programmers get it,
Debugging is fun.