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Detective Mike
@detectivemike.bsky.social
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Twitch streamer, game dev hobbyist, pretend detective
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She LOVES boxes, but maybe she's flying too close to the sun with this one
I think I drew the worst thing ever in Gartic Phone tonight.
This is how Peggy likes to relax in case you were wondering
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This year's Halloween playlist (my last Spotify playlist ever) is finally ready. Dark yet energizing, the songs are best enjoyed in order on whichever platform you might listen to them. 🔮 #halloween #music

open.spotify.com/playlist/3KY...
Hella Halloween 5.0
open.spotify.com
Going live with some more #DiscoElysium

We've got a lot of threads to follow up on today

www.twitch.tv/detectivemike_
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We're back in Revachol for more Disco Elysium, trying to be the "Sorry Cop" allegations
www.twitch.tv/detectivemike_
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These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
Here’s video of the incident
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Never before in American history has one state's military force been deployed in another state over its objection.

I say never because the Civil War involved states whose governments legally ceased to exist, their offices vacated by constructive resignation, with no legitimate governors to object.
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Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
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really funny to say this when a month ago you were banning people making charlie kirk jokes
Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.
I used to have to do several hours of research to find out the sexual histories of the main actors before heading to the theater. I'm glad I'm going to be able to save so much time!
Paramount is about to pay $150 million for this
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Vance's most monumental achievement to date has been being told off by two popes in one year.
Pope Leo, "Someone who says I'm against abortion but I'm in agreement with the inhumane treatment of immigrants, they're not pro life"
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Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater