Desert Dragster
@desertdragster.bsky.social
He/Him, Gamer, Mildly autistic & Hater of modern blandness
Live Free! Live Fast! Live Fearless!
Live Free! Live Fast! Live Fearless!
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Some kid in 1991 deadass predicted Mario Galaxy in this letter to Nintendo Power.
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Some kid in 1991 deadass predicted Mario Galaxy in this letter to Nintendo Power.
Can we just consider the winners to be the games that placed second? It’s no fun if one game takes home every single award!
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Can we just consider the winners to be the games that placed second? It’s no fun if one game takes home every single award!
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Super Mario Bros. Remastered lets me live out my wildest fantasies
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Super Mario Bros. Remastered lets me live out my wildest fantasies
Pretty sure you’re not allowed to say that shit in commercials
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Pretty sure you’re not allowed to say that shit in commercials
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F-Zero 99 Update Version 1.7.0 Now Live - New Secret Tracks, Music Player, And Much More.
F-Zero 99 Update Version 1.7.0 Now Live - New Secret Tracks, Music Player, And Much More
Download it now!
www.nintendolife.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
F-Zero 99 Update Version 1.7.0 Now Live - New Secret Tracks, Music Player, And Much More.
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
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guy throws very large banana at somebody
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December 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
guy throws very large banana at somebody
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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
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Evil Yellow: You think Santa will HATE these red and green M&Ms?
Evil Red: I would know. I've met the guy.
Evil Red: I would know. I've met the guy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Evil Yellow: You think Santa will HATE these red and green M&Ms?
Evil Red: I would know. I've met the guy.
Evil Red: I would know. I've met the guy.
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The prophecy is true
Wait what if the new Mario Kart brings back custom items? 24 racers, blue shells only, imagine the chaos…
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The prophecy is true
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November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“I live” he says…
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“I live” he says…
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YES I DID THIS IS REAL WHAT THE FUCK?!
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
YES I DID THIS IS REAL WHAT THE FUCK?!
Did I seriously just get a Mint Mobile ad where Ryan Reynolds threatens to stab people in the dick?
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Did I seriously just get a Mint Mobile ad where Ryan Reynolds threatens to stab people in the dick?
New alarm clock
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
New alarm clock
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They referenced hock-err I mean hawk tuah in the new Smiling Friends… it’s over
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They referenced hock-err I mean hawk tuah in the new Smiling Friends… it’s over
Battle Chariot and Jet Hammer is already a devastating combo. But when everyone is grouped up fighting a boss, it practically turns into an instant win button
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Battle Chariot and Jet Hammer is already a devastating combo. But when everyone is grouped up fighting a boss, it practically turns into an instant win button