DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier
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The coolest old man you know outside of your immediate family. Also, paradoxically, the most uncool.
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Now, how do you fix this? Fuck you, that’s how. You’re paid unconscionable sums of money to figure it out.
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Hollywood, I’mma talk to you like a Dutch uncle (look it up):

My wife and I worship movies, and the rapidly dying theatrical experience, as much as any other two people alive.

If you can’t get people like US to see movies in theaters, trust me: you’re sunk.
dermudetude.bsky.social
“Not trying to wind you up.”
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Halloween
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It's a mystery. Lots of people are saying that Biden did it. It wouldn't have happened if I were president, that's for sure. Sad!
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Not so fast. 🙂 Landau’s was a performan for the ages, yeah… but I find it interesting that it’s about Lugosi as a young adult (and probably his career). Even more interesting to me, the script is by the team who wrote Ed Wood. I’d say it has a half-decent chance of coming out well.
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Speaking as an old people online… give ‘em hell!
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AND he had an unmistakable resemblance to Bill Murray. 👍
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TIL that there are people who sell hunks of machined glass, claiming that they’re genuine healing crystals.

I don’t know what the fuss is about: I’m sure the glass is every bit as effective as the crystals.

Every. Bit.
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#Svengoolie is doing something smart this week: They're showing "Young Frankenstein" before "Bride of Frankenstein."

Why is it smart? If you've seen "Young" but not "Bride," "Bride" will seem hilarious to you--and it shouldn't. It has black humor, but is one of the greatest horror films ever made.
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Unfortunately, my final fuck ran out at 5:30 this morning. My subscription service doesn't ship the new fucks for a couple of days, so it's out of my hands. Sorry. 🤷‍♂️
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand:

Ranch-flavored ANYTHING
Dead Alive
Lovin' You Is Easy 'Cause You're Beautiful (Sorry, Minnie Riperton fans. By all accounts she was a lovely, sweet lady... but that song...)
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand:

Veal

3-way tie:
Requiem for a Dream
Stepmom
Love Actually

Hot Blooded by Foreigner
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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand:

Liver

Fight Club

Horse With No Mame
dermudetude.bsky.social
The late Harlan Ellison (whom I miss every day), said a lot of true things that people didn't like hearing.

This was perhaps the truest thing he ever said:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfUn...
Harlan Ellison - Your Opinion
YouTube video by Krrypton ­
www.youtube.com
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I had a friend who fervently believed that rights are inherent, inborn and absolutely owed to us. I said, "Well... that sounds nice. But the truth is, you can only expect such rights as you're granted by someone with control over you."

Needless to say, this discussion was never resolved.
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I am lying on the bed, and Mrs. Tude is unpacking laundry on top of me.

Right now she’s doing towels.

It’s a little bit like “The Cask of Amontillado.”

With towels.
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"Maybe we're heading towards a future in which internet videos are simply treated as untrustworthy across the board."

God, I hope so. If the Law of Unintended Consequences holds, this may destroy AI, not further it.

I just wish I were more confident that it will.

lifehacker.com/tech/those-a...
This Trend Is Making It Even Harder to Tell When a Video Is AI-Generated
Sora is making it difficult to tell real videos from fake ones. But what happens when people slap the app's watermark on real content?
lifehacker.com
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So I assume the thing we're all waiting for is the White House trying to sue the #Nobel committee (and having the suit tossed out immediately).

After that, he'll probably threaten to send ICE to Norway. 😂
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Me: Doc
The human race: Wyatt

#Tombstone
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Janice is just the kind of chick who steals off people's plates. But everybody loves her, so nobody complains. Openly, anyhow.
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Today sucks platinum donkey balls.

(I just thought you'd enjoy an example of my penchant for elaborate phraseology.)
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If true, my first thought is that Kash thinks they have the right skills to join ICE.
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that's right Kash and all we have are Mids
Screenshot from twitter that shows Kash Patel on Fox News. The post states "Breaking FBI Director Kash Patel has just revealed nearly 5% of Chicago's 2.5 million residents, approx 110,000 people are active gang members."
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I don’t listen to Taylor Swift, and only have one feeling about her: that she’s a lady who has become very successful writing and performing songs that a great many people love, and good for her. That’s it.