Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
@derekdirkenator.bsky.social
No hate/bull@#$#. I'm just here for the tacos and to meet new, interesting and fun peoples. Stay safe out there kids....
Happy Birthday Marines...the world over.
A legacy spanning 250 years of honorable and faithful service to country and corp.
Semper Fi.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vw0...
A legacy spanning 250 years of honorable and faithful service to country and corp.
Semper Fi.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vw0...
250th Marine Corps Birthday message
YouTube video by Marines
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November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy Birthday Marines...the world over.
A legacy spanning 250 years of honorable and faithful service to country and corp.
Semper Fi.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vw0...
A legacy spanning 250 years of honorable and faithful service to country and corp.
Semper Fi.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vw0...
Damn...those insurance adjusters really have seen it all. 😧
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the only instance in recorded history of a traffic collision between a car and a u-boat!
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Damn...those insurance adjusters really have seen it all. 😧
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Ladies be like "Umm...this is great and all, but we just ordered the Caesar salads..." 🤭🤣😋
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Ladies be like "Umm...this is great and all, but we just ordered the Caesar salads..." 🤭🤣😋
Outstanding!!
Certainly could've used this in some of those regional history survey courses. 🤓👍
Certainly could've used this in some of those regional history survey courses. 🤓👍
Very well done: world history from west to east and from 4000 BCE to 2000 AD. Interesting!
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Outstanding!!
Certainly could've used this in some of those regional history survey courses. 🤓👍
Certainly could've used this in some of those regional history survey courses. 🤓👍
Gonna go ethnic and celebrate diversity this year...so Happy Halloween ya heathens!! 🎃👻🧙♀️🐈⬛🍬
One slurp per customer...ONE!!
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One slurp per customer...ONE!!
😆😜
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Gonna go ethnic and celebrate diversity this year...so Happy Halloween ya heathens!! 🎃👻🧙♀️🐈⬛🍬
One slurp per customer...ONE!!
😆😜
One slurp per customer...ONE!!
😆😜
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social
Um...Tabs, is it just me or does that kinda look like...🤔🫣
Um...Tabs, is it just me or does that kinda look like...🤔🫣
October 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social
Um...Tabs, is it just me or does that kinda look like...🤔🫣
Um...Tabs, is it just me or does that kinda look like...🤔🫣
Damn...Friday nights in Indiana be wild. 😳
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Damn...Friday nights in Indiana be wild. 😳
Oh he packing that ice cream extra hard alright...with his head. @#$@$@! 🤬
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🤣😂
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Oh he packing that ice cream extra hard alright...with his head. @#$@$@! 🤬
🤣😂
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@tabathamarshal.bsky.social Oh Tabs...it finally happened.
I sees my first ADA reserved parking space for da butt babies!! 😧
They spreading...soon they gonna take over!! 😬
I sees my first ADA reserved parking space for da butt babies!! 😧
They spreading...soon they gonna take over!! 😬
October 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social Oh Tabs...it finally happened.
I sees my first ADA reserved parking space for da butt babies!! 😧
They spreading...soon they gonna take over!! 😬
I sees my first ADA reserved parking space for da butt babies!! 😧
They spreading...soon they gonna take over!! 😬
Reposted by Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
It's fine...I mean we'll all be fine. 😭
Have fun...keep safe...um, make good life choices!!
🤭
Catch ya next week. 😎
Have fun...keep safe...um, make good life choices!!
🤭
Catch ya next week. 😎
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's fine...I mean we'll all be fine. 😭
Have fun...keep safe...um, make good life choices!!
🤭
Catch ya next week. 😎
Have fun...keep safe...um, make good life choices!!
🤭
Catch ya next week. 😎
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social I gotta nod off Tabs...it's Sunday already!! Thanks for the laughs...as always. You're one in a mil. 😌
good night sleep well with sweet dreams with a full moon in the sky
ALT: good night sleep well with sweet dreams with a full moon in the sky
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October 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social I gotta nod off Tabs...it's Sunday already!! Thanks for the laughs...as always. You're one in a mil. 😌
October 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
PSA & pro tip peoples...
Take a moment to fully appreciate & enjoy these (save em if you need to for when you DO have a moment) as they are each lovely created & edited by a very talented, genuine and sincere person.
...and no I was not paid (or threatened...unbelievably I know) to say this.🤭👍
🥰
Take a moment to fully appreciate & enjoy these (save em if you need to for when you DO have a moment) as they are each lovely created & edited by a very talented, genuine and sincere person.
...and no I was not paid (or threatened...unbelievably I know) to say this.🤭👍
🥰
Good evening y'all.
Happy Saturday 👋🏻
Yo! I had a great time with not one but 2 music groups who took the same script but did a fass theme. I only put a minute of pop and Latino versions, but I loved them both.
Me going Hollywood aside, I am sorry about yesterday 🙏🏻
Spread love ❤️
Happy Saturday 👋🏻
Yo! I had a great time with not one but 2 music groups who took the same script but did a fass theme. I only put a minute of pop and Latino versions, but I loved them both.
Me going Hollywood aside, I am sorry about yesterday 🙏🏻
Spread love ❤️
October 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
PSA & pro tip peoples...
Take a moment to fully appreciate & enjoy these (save em if you need to for when you DO have a moment) as they are each lovely created & edited by a very talented, genuine and sincere person.
...and no I was not paid (or threatened...unbelievably I know) to say this.🤭👍
🥰
Take a moment to fully appreciate & enjoy these (save em if you need to for when you DO have a moment) as they are each lovely created & edited by a very talented, genuine and sincere person.
...and no I was not paid (or threatened...unbelievably I know) to say this.🤭👍
🥰
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social
Hey..um Tabs? 😳😬
Before you start scrolling thru your timeline over da past few days...I think it important to know how much we appreciate yous. Like for being so kind, forgiving, mature and peaceful. Did I mention forgiving? Like not prone to violence at all. 🫠
🤭😂🤣
Hey..um Tabs? 😳😬
Before you start scrolling thru your timeline over da past few days...I think it important to know how much we appreciate yous. Like for being so kind, forgiving, mature and peaceful. Did I mention forgiving? Like not prone to violence at all. 🫠
🤭😂🤣
a woman is sitting on a blue couch with a patterned pillow behind her
ALT: a woman is sitting on a blue couch with a patterned pillow behind her
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October 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social
Hey..um Tabs? 😳😬
Before you start scrolling thru your timeline over da past few days...I think it important to know how much we appreciate yous. Like for being so kind, forgiving, mature and peaceful. Did I mention forgiving? Like not prone to violence at all. 🫠
🤭😂🤣
Hey..um Tabs? 😳😬
Before you start scrolling thru your timeline over da past few days...I think it important to know how much we appreciate yous. Like for being so kind, forgiving, mature and peaceful. Did I mention forgiving? Like not prone to violence at all. 🫠
🤭😂🤣
Oh no!! 😧
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social gonna sees this and be like "Here, just take my money...all of it!!" 🤣😂
PS...Tabs you know we dooz this outa wuv right...mostly, I mean at least sorta? 😳
😆
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social gonna sees this and be like "Here, just take my money...all of it!!" 🤣😂
PS...Tabs you know we dooz this outa wuv right...mostly, I mean at least sorta? 😳
😆
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh no!! 😧
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social gonna sees this and be like "Here, just take my money...all of it!!" 🤣😂
PS...Tabs you know we dooz this outa wuv right...mostly, I mean at least sorta? 😳
😆
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social gonna sees this and be like "Here, just take my money...all of it!!" 🤣😂
PS...Tabs you know we dooz this outa wuv right...mostly, I mean at least sorta? 😳
😆
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social Hey chica...got an early morning tomorrow but wanted to wish you a happy Sunday. Have a great week and I'll catch you Friday. Stay golden...😌👍
October 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social Hey chica...got an early morning tomorrow but wanted to wish you a happy Sunday. Have a great week and I'll catch you Friday. Stay golden...😌👍
Reposted by Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
Good evening y’all
Happy Saturday 👋🏻 🩵
Hope everyone is having a fun Saturday.
It's important to respect everyone and love who and what you are, no matter how people in power portray you.
Everyone is beautiful, has value and is a someone.
No one has the right to take that from you.
Spread love ♥️
Happy Saturday 👋🏻 🩵
Hope everyone is having a fun Saturday.
It's important to respect everyone and love who and what you are, no matter how people in power portray you.
Everyone is beautiful, has value and is a someone.
No one has the right to take that from you.
Spread love ♥️
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Good evening y’all
Happy Saturday 👋🏻 🩵
Hope everyone is having a fun Saturday.
It's important to respect everyone and love who and what you are, no matter how people in power portray you.
Everyone is beautiful, has value and is a someone.
No one has the right to take that from you.
Spread love ♥️
Happy Saturday 👋🏻 🩵
Hope everyone is having a fun Saturday.
It's important to respect everyone and love who and what you are, no matter how people in power portray you.
Everyone is beautiful, has value and is a someone.
No one has the right to take that from you.
Spread love ♥️
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social I didn't even get a chance to ask you about your B-day...I'm such a @#$@!! 😞
Did you get to do anything extra special or fun?
You had a helluva work day just prior to...but I'm hoping you found some time and energy to enjoy yourself, reflect and celebrate a bit.
Did you get to do anything extra special or fun?
You had a helluva work day just prior to...but I'm hoping you found some time and energy to enjoy yourself, reflect and celebrate a bit.
two cats wearing party hats are sitting next to a birthday cake that says happy birthday
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September 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social I didn't even get a chance to ask you about your B-day...I'm such a @#$@!! 😞
Did you get to do anything extra special or fun?
You had a helluva work day just prior to...but I'm hoping you found some time and energy to enjoy yourself, reflect and celebrate a bit.
Did you get to do anything extra special or fun?
You had a helluva work day just prior to...but I'm hoping you found some time and energy to enjoy yourself, reflect and celebrate a bit.
Happy (belated) Birthday @tabathamarshal.bsky.social
I hope you enjoyed your special day to the fullest!
I took the whole week off to um, uh...celebrate with you!!.🫠
Plus get you nice card with surprises.🥳🎂🎁🎉
Birthday weekend continues...let da shenanigans begin!
Have fun...make good choices!! 🤭
I hope you enjoyed your special day to the fullest!
I took the whole week off to um, uh...celebrate with you!!.🫠
Plus get you nice card with surprises.🥳🎂🎁🎉
Birthday weekend continues...let da shenanigans begin!
Have fun...make good choices!! 🤭
September 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Happy (belated) Birthday @tabathamarshal.bsky.social
I hope you enjoyed your special day to the fullest!
I took the whole week off to um, uh...celebrate with you!!.🫠
Plus get you nice card with surprises.🥳🎂🎁🎉
Birthday weekend continues...let da shenanigans begin!
Have fun...make good choices!! 🤭
I hope you enjoyed your special day to the fullest!
I took the whole week off to um, uh...celebrate with you!!.🫠
Plus get you nice card with surprises.🥳🎂🎁🎉
Birthday weekend continues...let da shenanigans begin!
Have fun...make good choices!! 🤭
Reposted by Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
#NeverForget
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September 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Reposted by Sir Derek Dirkenator III...Esq.
We all need to listen to my beautiful lil sister.
You are the future, keep being positive, be safe, be kind, and have a wonderful labor day.
Spread love ♥️
You are the future, keep being positive, be safe, be kind, and have a wonderful labor day.
Spread love ♥️
September 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
We all need to listen to my beautiful lil sister.
You are the future, keep being positive, be safe, be kind, and have a wonderful labor day.
Spread love ♥️
You are the future, keep being positive, be safe, be kind, and have a wonderful labor day.
Spread love ♥️
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social
Iza gettin' sleepies and gonna go have breakfast with stepdad tomorrow.
You doin anything fun the rest of the weekend?
Probably catch you tomo...er tonight for a bit. 😉
Iza gettin' sleepies and gonna go have breakfast with stepdad tomorrow.
You doin anything fun the rest of the weekend?
Probably catch you tomo...er tonight for a bit. 😉
August 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
@tabathamarshal.bsky.social
Iza gettin' sleepies and gonna go have breakfast with stepdad tomorrow.
You doin anything fun the rest of the weekend?
Probably catch you tomo...er tonight for a bit. 😉
Iza gettin' sleepies and gonna go have breakfast with stepdad tomorrow.
You doin anything fun the rest of the weekend?
Probably catch you tomo...er tonight for a bit. 😉
Night, night @tabathamarshal.bsky.social
🎵😴🛏️ 🌙
"Lullaby and goodnight
In LA the lights are bright.
Round your head, tacos be
Bring you sweet dreams you'll see
Go to sleep now and rest.
May da guacamoles have zest
Lay you head down, clothes your eyes
For soon it will be sunrise."
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🫠
🎵😴🛏️ 🌙
"Lullaby and goodnight
In LA the lights are bright.
Round your head, tacos be
Bring you sweet dreams you'll see
Go to sleep now and rest.
May da guacamoles have zest
Lay you head down, clothes your eyes
For soon it will be sunrise."
🌮🥑
🫠
August 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Night, night @tabathamarshal.bsky.social
🎵😴🛏️ 🌙
"Lullaby and goodnight
In LA the lights are bright.
Round your head, tacos be
Bring you sweet dreams you'll see
Go to sleep now and rest.
May da guacamoles have zest
Lay you head down, clothes your eyes
For soon it will be sunrise."
🌮🥑
🫠
🎵😴🛏️ 🌙
"Lullaby and goodnight
In LA the lights are bright.
Round your head, tacos be
Bring you sweet dreams you'll see
Go to sleep now and rest.
May da guacamoles have zest
Lay you head down, clothes your eyes
For soon it will be sunrise."
🌮🥑
🫠
What da...😳
Finally...some newsworthy news!!! This is why my security lights keep coming on in the middle of the night? 😂
Finally...some newsworthy news!!! This is why my security lights keep coming on in the middle of the night? 😂
August 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
What da...😳
Finally...some newsworthy news!!! This is why my security lights keep coming on in the middle of the night? 😂
Finally...some newsworthy news!!! This is why my security lights keep coming on in the middle of the night? 😂