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racist opportunists have been given the power to make their bodycam-fueled nightmares a reality

the saddest guys possible are in a 1Qa-odds game of make-believe fandom, and a rack of Android phones in Indonesia is constantly assuring them of their greatness

a healthy society we are not
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Abacus includes rods and beads
August 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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128. can you see all of me?
July 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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oh that's what salesforce does
October 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Dick Cheney's ghost spotted at Kline Nissan--they MUST have some deals!
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The proposition of the groom (me) wearing grills during the wedding ceremony has not passed the Court of Betrothed. Definitely moping about this today.
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I love my better half because when she runs a load of dishes, she toggles EVERY setting. Them shits is clean
December 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
December 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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1966 Mercedes-Benz 230SL at No Reserve
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December 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
economists would make great storefront rugs
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
doing some research
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
rerouted all the cables on my machine and freed up all but two USB ports
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i think you're wonderful but i would prefer less of your arm there
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
can i say something without everyone getting mad
At a Coldplay concert in July, Kristin Cabot appeared on the Jumbotron in the arms of her boss. Cabot retreated, trying to make things right with the people who mattered most. Now, for first time since that viral moment, Cabot is sharing her side of the story. trib.al/I8tWdU4
December 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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you will not believe who just appeared in the Epstein files
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My insistence on not being a burden has really been weighing me down lately
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Honestly I think if Trump faced an opponent who made stuff up about him the way he makes shit up about his opponents it would be effective; after a 3 minute debate rant full of lies the other person just shrugged and said "what can you expect from this guy? he shits in the sink" and moved along.
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My average power bill since June 2024 is $253.72/mo
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I promise, Employer, you do not want me to show up as my true authentic self
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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let's make this a reality such that that he's not on this platform
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM