Eva Lishus
@deliciouslybad.bsky.social
Shiny but meaningless award winning writer/presenter. Blue-haired author of #TeenGirlsGuideToGettingOff: Sex Ed you should, but won't, get in school.
SWERFs n TERFs never welcome. Punch Nazis. Eat The Rich. Plant a tree.
She/Her.
SWERFs n TERFs never welcome. Punch Nazis. Eat The Rich. Plant a tree.
She/Her.
Apologies to those wanting a nice, clear afternoon/evening...
But I just washed my car AND hung a load of washing out, so I'm afraid I may have fucked that up for you.
But I just washed my car AND hung a load of washing out, so I'm afraid I may have fucked that up for you.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain with his eyes closed .
Alt: Doctor Who (Tennant) standing in the rain looking forlorn...
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Apologies to those wanting a nice, clear afternoon/evening...
But I just washed my car AND hung a load of washing out, so I'm afraid I may have fucked that up for you.
But I just washed my car AND hung a load of washing out, so I'm afraid I may have fucked that up for you.
Alright, Bluesky.
Send me all the good vibes!
I'm about to walk into a job interview!
Eeek!
Send me all the good vibes!
I'm about to walk into a job interview!
Eeek!
a man in a suit and tie says i know word i can open a document save save as print print preview .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says i know word i can open a document save save as print print preview .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Alright, Bluesky.
Send me all the good vibes!
I'm about to walk into a job interview!
Eeek!
Send me all the good vibes!
I'm about to walk into a job interview!
Eeek!
Skully Giles getting into the Christmas spirit.
🎄
🎄
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Skully Giles getting into the Christmas spirit.
🎄
🎄
Still a rapist and a loser, huh, Brucie...
a woman wearing glasses and a pink scarf with the words suck it written on the bottom
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pink scarf with the words suck it written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Still a rapist and a loser, huh, Brucie...
No, I won't be boycotting stranger things because of a few cast member's thoughts on Israel.
Why punish an entire cast and crew and team because of a few cunts with brainwashed ideas?
Don't watch if you don't want to. But stop getting all high horsey to me about it.
Why punish an entire cast and crew and team because of a few cunts with brainwashed ideas?
Don't watch if you don't want to. But stop getting all high horsey to me about it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No, I won't be boycotting stranger things because of a few cast member's thoughts on Israel.
Why punish an entire cast and crew and team because of a few cunts with brainwashed ideas?
Don't watch if you don't want to. But stop getting all high horsey to me about it.
Why punish an entire cast and crew and team because of a few cunts with brainwashed ideas?
Don't watch if you don't want to. But stop getting all high horsey to me about it.
You know in Grease where Sonny is gonna tell Principal McGee exactly what he thinks of her, but just boot licks when she's there and Danny says, "Sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny!"
That's literally all I can think about when I see the orange coward gazing so lovingly at Mamdani.
😅
That's literally all I can think about when I see the orange coward gazing so lovingly at Mamdani.
😅
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know in Grease where Sonny is gonna tell Principal McGee exactly what he thinks of her, but just boot licks when she's there and Danny says, "Sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny!"
That's literally all I can think about when I see the orange coward gazing so lovingly at Mamdani.
😅
That's literally all I can think about when I see the orange coward gazing so lovingly at Mamdani.
😅
Who knows the how, what, where etc of finding/buying a "Jail Broken" 3DS or DSI?
Thanks in advance...
Thanks in advance...
a little boy is looking through a fence with the words let me out below him .
Alt: a little boy is looking through a fence with the words let me out below him .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Who knows the how, what, where etc of finding/buying a "Jail Broken" 3DS or DSI?
Thanks in advance...
Thanks in advance...
Jesus.
I didn't watch it, but if you're still on the "Australians aren't racist" side of the colonising wall, go read the comments on any Golden Bachelor post.
Fuck I hate this place sometimes.
I didn't watch it, but if you're still on the "Australians aren't racist" side of the colonising wall, go read the comments on any Golden Bachelor post.
Fuck I hate this place sometimes.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Jesus.
I didn't watch it, but if you're still on the "Australians aren't racist" side of the colonising wall, go read the comments on any Golden Bachelor post.
Fuck I hate this place sometimes.
I didn't watch it, but if you're still on the "Australians aren't racist" side of the colonising wall, go read the comments on any Golden Bachelor post.
Fuck I hate this place sometimes.
Reposted by Eva Lishus
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.
we’ll all subscribe en masse
we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.
we’ll all subscribe en masse
we’ll all subscribe en masse
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough or louder, or stronger with all my Jewishness, Israel.
Absolute, murderous, lying,corrupt, hateful, colonising, terrorist cunts.
And that's just my fucking Zio family members...
#FreePalestine
#FromTheRiverToTheSeaAlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe
🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸
Absolute, murderous, lying,corrupt, hateful, colonising, terrorist cunts.
And that's just my fucking Zio family members...
#FreePalestine
#FromTheRiverToTheSeaAlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe
🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough or louder, or stronger with all my Jewishness, Israel.
Absolute, murderous, lying,corrupt, hateful, colonising, terrorist cunts.
And that's just my fucking Zio family members...
#FreePalestine
#FromTheRiverToTheSeaAlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe
🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸
Absolute, murderous, lying,corrupt, hateful, colonising, terrorist cunts.
And that's just my fucking Zio family members...
#FreePalestine
#FromTheRiverToTheSeaAlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe
🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸 🍉 🇵🇸
How long til SS Ley is eliminated from the car crash reality of the Libs?
And will Batchy Hastie get the poison rose next?
Who else is there?
That funny looking man-boy who looks like a sixth grader cosplaying Gareth Evans? Screechy Cash?
🤔
I've heard inanimate carbon rods do okay in polls 😅
And will Batchy Hastie get the poison rose next?
Who else is there?
That funny looking man-boy who looks like a sixth grader cosplaying Gareth Evans? Screechy Cash?
🤔
I've heard inanimate carbon rods do okay in polls 😅
a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with a tag that says gp on it
Alt: Burns and Smithers giving the inanimate carbon rod a medal...
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
How long til SS Ley is eliminated from the car crash reality of the Libs?
And will Batchy Hastie get the poison rose next?
Who else is there?
That funny looking man-boy who looks like a sixth grader cosplaying Gareth Evans? Screechy Cash?
🤔
I've heard inanimate carbon rods do okay in polls 😅
And will Batchy Hastie get the poison rose next?
Who else is there?
That funny looking man-boy who looks like a sixth grader cosplaying Gareth Evans? Screechy Cash?
🤔
I've heard inanimate carbon rods do okay in polls 😅
Ugh.
When did ING stop refunding atm fees?
What a joke.
Any banks left that don't? Or are they all pigs now?
When did ING stop refunding atm fees?
What a joke.
Any banks left that don't? Or are they all pigs now?
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ugh.
When did ING stop refunding atm fees?
What a joke.
Any banks left that don't? Or are they all pigs now?
When did ING stop refunding atm fees?
What a joke.
Any banks left that don't? Or are they all pigs now?
The number of scenarios these cunts invent to cry-wank into their perceived oppression never ceases to amaze me
Imagine if straight white men were treated the way they've treated everyone else for centuries
Snowflakes would fall over faster than a lad strapped to a period pain simulator!
Bless
😅
Imagine if straight white men were treated the way they've treated everyone else for centuries
Snowflakes would fall over faster than a lad strapped to a period pain simulator!
Bless
😅
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The number of scenarios these cunts invent to cry-wank into their perceived oppression never ceases to amaze me
Imagine if straight white men were treated the way they've treated everyone else for centuries
Snowflakes would fall over faster than a lad strapped to a period pain simulator!
Bless
😅
Imagine if straight white men were treated the way they've treated everyone else for centuries
Snowflakes would fall over faster than a lad strapped to a period pain simulator!
Bless
😅
Reposted by Eva Lishus
Susssssssan should have just ran with, "I bet Albo can't name three Joy Division songs from that album".
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Susssssssan should have just ran with, "I bet Albo can't name three Joy Division songs from that album".
So, let me get this straight...
SS Sussssssan, who CHOSE to put those two very suspicious letters together, wants to lecture Albo, a man who's made no secret of his 90s music love, on a band tshirt almost everyone his age owns.
😅
Get a fucking real job, Sussssssan
#NotALeaderJustALiberal #auspol
SS Sussssssan, who CHOSE to put those two very suspicious letters together, wants to lecture Albo, a man who's made no secret of his 90s music love, on a band tshirt almost everyone his age owns.
😅
Get a fucking real job, Sussssssan
#NotALeaderJustALiberal #auspol
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
So, let me get this straight...
SS Sussssssan, who CHOSE to put those two very suspicious letters together, wants to lecture Albo, a man who's made no secret of his 90s music love, on a band tshirt almost everyone his age owns.
😅
Get a fucking real job, Sussssssan
#NotALeaderJustALiberal #auspol
SS Sussssssan, who CHOSE to put those two very suspicious letters together, wants to lecture Albo, a man who's made no secret of his 90s music love, on a band tshirt almost everyone his age owns.
😅
Get a fucking real job, Sussssssan
#NotALeaderJustALiberal #auspol
Stop saying Nonce Andrew has been evicted.
He has not been evicted.
He has just moved into another fuck-off fancy million dollar property.
Also stop saying he's been stripped of his titles while still calling him fucking prince.
Disgraceful media.
Disgraceful world.
He has not been evicted.
He has just moved into another fuck-off fancy million dollar property.
Also stop saying he's been stripped of his titles while still calling him fucking prince.
Disgraceful media.
Disgraceful world.
No Score GIF
Alt: Simpsons characters holding up "0" scorecards
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Stop saying Nonce Andrew has been evicted.
He has not been evicted.
He has just moved into another fuck-off fancy million dollar property.
Also stop saying he's been stripped of his titles while still calling him fucking prince.
Disgraceful media.
Disgraceful world.
He has not been evicted.
He has just moved into another fuck-off fancy million dollar property.
Also stop saying he's been stripped of his titles while still calling him fucking prince.
Disgraceful media.
Disgraceful world.
These cunts have stolen my work, my words, and my fucking good mood.
I'm so fucking angry
Not enough for my sex ed career to have slowly died a slow painful death, now I have to deal with cunts like this
Bombard them
Report them
Comment on what shit cunt fucks they are
So fucking mad right now.
I'm so fucking angry
Not enough for my sex ed career to have slowly died a slow painful death, now I have to deal with cunts like this
Bombard them
Report them
Comment on what shit cunt fucks they are
So fucking mad right now.
What Are Swingers Sick Of Hearing | Swing Social
Everyone is filled with questions and so here are 7 things about what are swingers sick of hearing and being asked so you can approach with kindness.
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October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
These cunts have stolen my work, my words, and my fucking good mood.
I'm so fucking angry
Not enough for my sex ed career to have slowly died a slow painful death, now I have to deal with cunts like this
Bombard them
Report them
Comment on what shit cunt fucks they are
So fucking mad right now.
I'm so fucking angry
Not enough for my sex ed career to have slowly died a slow painful death, now I have to deal with cunts like this
Bombard them
Report them
Comment on what shit cunt fucks they are
So fucking mad right now.
There is no movie death more violently undeserved and unnecessarily gratuitous than the nanny in Jurassic World.
Like wtf why did they do her like that??
Like wtf why did they do her like that??
a group of people are running away from dinosaurs in a park
Alt: The Jurassic world nanny getting taken by a pterodactyl...
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
There is no movie death more violently undeserved and unnecessarily gratuitous than the nanny in Jurassic World.
Like wtf why did they do her like that??
Like wtf why did they do her like that??
Grade four girl: Hey, Eva, do you follow God?
Me: Like on Insta?
G: No, do you believe in God?
Me: Which one? There are thousands!
G: Like Jesus?
Me: Jesus isn’t a god.
G: Oh *long pause* Do you like Taylor Swift?
Me: Sure. I mean, I totally believe in her anyway.
G: You're so weird.
😅
Me: Like on Insta?
G: No, do you believe in God?
Me: Which one? There are thousands!
G: Like Jesus?
Me: Jesus isn’t a god.
G: Oh *long pause* Do you like Taylor Swift?
Me: Sure. I mean, I totally believe in her anyway.
G: You're so weird.
😅
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Grade four girl: Hey, Eva, do you follow God?
Me: Like on Insta?
G: No, do you believe in God?
Me: Which one? There are thousands!
G: Like Jesus?
Me: Jesus isn’t a god.
G: Oh *long pause* Do you like Taylor Swift?
Me: Sure. I mean, I totally believe in her anyway.
G: You're so weird.
😅
Me: Like on Insta?
G: No, do you believe in God?
Me: Which one? There are thousands!
G: Like Jesus?
Me: Jesus isn’t a god.
G: Oh *long pause* Do you like Taylor Swift?
Me: Sure. I mean, I totally believe in her anyway.
G: You're so weird.
😅
Fuck Israel.
How dare they ban celebrations while cheering their own.
What right do they have?
Fuck your two state bullshit too.
That implies equality.
There will never be equality with colonisers.
I hate this timeline and the complicity of hate, genocide and the imbalance of power.
Fuck it all.
How dare they ban celebrations while cheering their own.
What right do they have?
Fuck your two state bullshit too.
That implies equality.
There will never be equality with colonisers.
I hate this timeline and the complicity of hate, genocide and the imbalance of power.
Fuck it all.
a sign that says palestine will be free with a flag in the background
ALT: a sign that says palestine will be free with a flag in the background
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Fuck Israel.
How dare they ban celebrations while cheering their own.
What right do they have?
Fuck your two state bullshit too.
That implies equality.
There will never be equality with colonisers.
I hate this timeline and the complicity of hate, genocide and the imbalance of power.
Fuck it all.
How dare they ban celebrations while cheering their own.
What right do they have?
Fuck your two state bullshit too.
That implies equality.
There will never be equality with colonisers.
I hate this timeline and the complicity of hate, genocide and the imbalance of power.
Fuck it all.
My favourite conspiracy theory today is that they're announcing Trump getting the vaccines and boosters because he's actually just about to die and they can then blame the vaccines...
Look, as long as he's dead...
Look, as long as he's dead...
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands up
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands up weighing the options...
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My favourite conspiracy theory today is that they're announcing Trump getting the vaccines and boosters because he's actually just about to die and they can then blame the vaccines...
Look, as long as he's dead...
Look, as long as he's dead...
Showing my solidarity every day I can, in any way I can.
From the river to the sea. Always was. Always will be.
#ThisIsNotAWatermelon
#FreePalestine
From the river to the sea. Always was. Always will be.
#ThisIsNotAWatermelon
#FreePalestine
October 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Showing my solidarity every day I can, in any way I can.
From the river to the sea. Always was. Always will be.
#ThisIsNotAWatermelon
#FreePalestine
From the river to the sea. Always was. Always will be.
#ThisIsNotAWatermelon
#FreePalestine
Ventured into the outside bit of the simulation today.
Was lovely!
Spring springing all around and hardly any other humans.
10/10 would recommend. Especially the no other humans bit.
Was lovely!
Spring springing all around and hardly any other humans.
10/10 would recommend. Especially the no other humans bit.
October 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ventured into the outside bit of the simulation today.
Was lovely!
Spring springing all around and hardly any other humans.
10/10 would recommend. Especially the no other humans bit.
Was lovely!
Spring springing all around and hardly any other humans.
10/10 would recommend. Especially the no other humans bit.
Awesome day out.
Caught another rainbow!
Now we have two for dinner!
Happy Birthday to my love, @dantoom.bsky.social ❤️
Caught another rainbow!
Now we have two for dinner!
Happy Birthday to my love, @dantoom.bsky.social ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Awesome day out.
Caught another rainbow!
Now we have two for dinner!
Happy Birthday to my love, @dantoom.bsky.social ❤️
Caught another rainbow!
Now we have two for dinner!
Happy Birthday to my love, @dantoom.bsky.social ❤️
Continuing my long-held tradition of taking selfies where I look cute in the foreground, while my love, @dantoom.bsky.social, does something cool and blurred in the background.
Also he caught a fishy!
Also he caught a fishy!
September 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Continuing my long-held tradition of taking selfies where I look cute in the foreground, while my love, @dantoom.bsky.social, does something cool and blurred in the background.
Also he caught a fishy!
Also he caught a fishy!