Pike Malmateer
@delahowarya.bsky.social
Hates my favourite hockey team, loves rock n roll & wrasslin'
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Pike Malmateer
@delahowarya.bsky.social
· Nov 15
For no reason here’s my video of Willy’s TV timeout ritual. Enjoy
Keep these fuckers on the road all season.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Keep these fuckers on the road all season.
Nice (and Knies) win.
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Nice (and Knies) win.
Missed the 1st period yet again and the Leafs are doing ok. Then I tune in for the 2nd and get to see Knies score like a fucking truck. Holy fucking moly Knies is a fucking truck!
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Missed the 1st period yet again and the Leafs are doing ok. Then I tune in for the 2nd and get to see Knies score like a fucking truck. Holy fucking moly Knies is a fucking truck!
Florida, go fuck your drunk uncles!
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Florida, go fuck your drunk uncles!
That was actually some nice work by Nicky to get Laughton that goal.
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That was actually some nice work by Nicky to get Laughton that goal.
I’ll bet money Lalonde is on the bench telling the guys “Hey, on our next chance, go 5-hole and let’s see what happens”
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ll bet money Lalonde is on the bench telling the guys “Hey, on our next chance, go 5-hole and let’s see what happens”
For a brief second, I thought there was a player called “Ballskins” on the Panthers.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
For a brief second, I thought there was a player called “Ballskins” on the Panthers.
Stecher has that constant “I’m disgusted as fuck” look about him.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Stecher has that constant “I’m disgusted as fuck” look about him.
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i'm pretty sure the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse could wipe out the population of Toronto and in the last moment someone would question whether Nylander was the problem
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i'm pretty sure the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse could wipe out the population of Toronto and in the last moment someone would question whether Nylander was the problem
Just watched the highlights of the game and that 3rd line did some good shit tonight. I realize you can’t judge a game by watching only the highlights but hopefully we get more “effort” games like this. That’s not asking for a lot.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just watched the highlights of the game and that 3rd line did some good shit tonight. I realize you can’t judge a game by watching only the highlights but hopefully we get more “effort” games like this. That’s not asking for a lot.
Holy fucking shit! Was there some uncut cocaine laced in the Leafs Gatorade bottles or something?
7 to fucking 2?
7 to fucking 2?
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Holy fucking shit! Was there some uncut cocaine laced in the Leafs Gatorade bottles or something?
7 to fucking 2?
7 to fucking 2?
Decide not to watch after the 1st period because there’s some cool shows I’ve decided to catch up on.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Decide not to watch after the 1st period because there’s some cool shows I’ve decided to catch up on.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Leafs with the lead heading into the……2nd period……
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Leafs with the lead heading into the……2nd period……
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
Cowan from Nylander. I like this phrase!
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Cowan from Nylander. I like this phrase!
Fuck, fucking, shit.
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November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fuck, fucking, shit.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are not good. They are the antonym of good.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Toronto Maple Leafs are not good. They are the antonym of good.
I’ve missed 2 entire periods. But they’re leading!? How do they look? Good? Bad? Lucky? Oafish? Sloppy?
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve missed 2 entire periods. But they’re leading!? How do they look? Good? Bad? Lucky? Oafish? Sloppy?
Maybe Berube should shout at his own ass instead of shouting at his best player. Willy saves this team again.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Maybe Berube should shout at his own ass instead of shouting at his best player. Willy saves this team again.
God bless Willy!
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
God bless Willy!
If Max Domi sees any ice time between now and a possible OT, Berube will need to be throat punched.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If Max Domi sees any ice time between now and a possible OT, Berube will need to be throat punched.
Holy Cowboy! With special thanks to JT and of course Willy!
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Holy Cowboy! With special thanks to JT and of course Willy!
Max Domi continues being the league’s number one Leaf killer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Max Domi continues being the league’s number one Leaf killer.
Domi on the PP is just as horrible as Domi 5vs5 and Domi in OT.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Domi on the PP is just as horrible as Domi 5vs5 and Domi in OT.