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Bought an electric griddle from Target to hold my house over during this kitchen renovation. Got home and the damn thermostat thing was missing. I returned it and bought another one from Amazon. Target will never get the chance to treat me like im a piece of shit ever again ….

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 18

$300 for a RUG!!!! It just lay there!

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 16

Has anyone actually survived a kitchen renovation?????

dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 16

My husband caught me after my post workout shower, ended up having to take another post workout shower

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 13

You mfs had chocolate naan this whole time and ain’t say NOTHIN!! This is the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 12

There isn’t anything much scarier than waking up thinking you got a few minutes to yourself to look over and your infant is silently staring deep into your soul

dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 12

Beyoncé tickets in my phone no Beyoncé tickets in your phone 🐎

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 10

They forgot to change the rest of the simulation cause this was all supposed to happen if Kamala won the election

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 10

And boy was i hootin and hollerin!!

dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Jan 18

Every so often I remember Kendrick gonna call this man a pedo on live national tv and I get to smiling to myself 😊

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Feb 7

Hearing YAYA in person and hitting a mean jerk and twist would make this year so much more bearable

dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Jan 27

The coffee is sister-wife worthy, yes 😂😂

dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Jan 27

To the hussy who is putting smiley faces on the cups of coffee my man orders for pick-up ..…you keep making the hell outta these good ass blonde vanilla lattes!

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Jan 25

I judge my mood based off how many times I listen to the Blond album. I’m on my 4th play through and this signifies a depression is near

dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Jan 24

I just want some plain leggings!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t need the butt scrunch thing please!!!

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dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Jan 23

It’s hilarious the details men seem to find important. My husband (who avg about 33.33% remembering to take the trash to the end of the road) looked at me today and told me I’m putting the trash bags in the can wrong. I’m putting them in “inside out” he says…when tf trash bags have right side?

dejaxvu.bsky.social @dejaxvu.bsky.social · Jan 22

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