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boring ass weekends SUPREMACY!!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
men are sooooo insane sometimes
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
rrrredraw time (right is 2020)
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
in other news i need my doctor to hurry up and look at my stupid blood work and comfirm my thyroid's garbage so i can make it my whole personality
September 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
arts n crafts....... pingu but he's on downers
September 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
FUCK yeah dude!!!
September 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
sticking my entire fist in my mouth about topics i maybe shouldn't comment on because of the job i have
September 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
queer joy is real and don't you forget it!!!
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
mega cringe and also im a lil drunk but i think that even if they had specifically grown me a partner in a lab they wouldn't have matched me as well as my gf matches me 💖💖💖💖💖
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
idk how to voice this gently and i'm trying to not rain on ppl's parades because i too believe that irony can be a beautiful & whimsical thing but i still feel like "gun violence is funny when it's against someone i don't like" is a weirdass take SORRY
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
u ever see a pic of one of your parents and their partner (or your parents together i guess) (hashtag child of divorce) and you're like oh god you guys are like TOGETHER together. i thought you were just hanging out
September 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
i ❤️ having a job where the use of AI is straight up banned
August 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i'm SOOOOOOOOO in love honestly wtf is happening to me
June 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it's soooo hard to be a nice person sometimes because you have to say shit to your friends like "i think your $100 labubu is cute & not an ugly little demon hellspawn creature"
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
how to dress for a wedding in a way that will get u mistaken for waitstaff SPEEDRUN
May 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
if ppl in my street would stop turning this place into a war zone i think that would be soooo nice
May 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
obligatory tipsy honeymoon phase post to remind everyone i really really really care about my girlfriend
May 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i'm gonna panic and take this down later lmao but man they really don't warn u about how obnoxious you might get when you're solidly in the honeymoon phase of your first for realsies relationship huh :')
April 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
today on People In My Tags That I Come To Bluesky Specifically To Complain About: i am sorry for getting some of the deep lore wrong on my 8 year old thomas the train shitpost
April 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
do you think valve and tumblr are on the same server. do you think they kiss
April 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
see now i'm annoyed because i agree (he IS an indoor cat btw - though he wasn't back when the pic was taken) but the way this is phrased is hurting my feelies
April 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
saw a guy trying to pickpocket someone today and we made awkward eye contact and he IMMEDIATELY stopped, got up and walked into the revolving door section me and my gf just walked in to try and pick my pocket instead???? bro i JUST saw you
March 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i have a girlfriend now BY THE WAY :)
March 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
DUDE THINGS ARE CRAAAZY RN [was reliably informed that my existence is important to some ppl]
March 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
girl i'm dating & i wanted to share a burger and she was like "how big are you on kitchen hygiene" and i was like "eh it's whatever" and she immediately took out her house key and like... sawed the burger in half with it and i somehow think that was very attractive
March 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM