Deetz Meerkat
@deetzmeerkat.bsky.social
How're ya doing? I'm Deetz (he/him), meerkat extraordinaire, lovely to meet ya, unless it isn't but we'll burn that bridge when we get to it. I'm 38 and this is absolutely an 18+ account so if you're under that age get the fuck out. CW vore and furry shit
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Deetz Meerkat
@deetzmeerkat.bsky.social
· Aug 13
Expanding on the description for the account, I'm a 10 year navy vet and father of 2 who's been around the world a few times now doing HVAC. Originally from a small town outside Pittsburgh and now in a small city outside Seattle. DMs and replies are open if you ever want to chat.
Taking a nap, vorniest reply when I wake up wins a prize! (The prize is my thumbs up)
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Taking a nap, vorniest reply when I wake up wins a prize! (The prize is my thumbs up)
CV both the blue and orange meerkat and you'll end up with tie dye cum, do you really want that?
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
CV both the blue and orange meerkat and you'll end up with tie dye cum, do you really want that?
Imagine getting ate by a meerkat in their tunnel and while you're stewing away the meet is just grumpy and somehow more upset at you for being in there cause the belly you gave em is too big for him to get out of his own tunnel.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Imagine getting ate by a meerkat in their tunnel and while you're stewing away the meet is just grumpy and somehow more upset at you for being in there cause the belly you gave em is too big for him to get out of his own tunnel.
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Overheard at the comic con =3
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Overheard at the comic con =3
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request for found_footage on toyhouse! their nidoqueen Celeste :3
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
request for found_footage on toyhouse! their nidoqueen Celeste :3
So who all reads One piece weekly? I need someone I can talk with about the crazy shit going on currently.
October 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
So who all reads One piece weekly? I need someone I can talk with about the crazy shit going on currently.
Initial meeting? 6 or 7. After about 5 minutes of hearing me speak? 2.
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Initial meeting? 6 or 7. After about 5 minutes of hearing me speak? 2.
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CW: macro/micro, vore
Carrots! Great for your eyes...
...not as good for your micros
Commission for @surgeplug.bsky.social and @anttherabbit.bsky.social
Carrots! Great for your eyes...
...not as good for your micros
Commission for @surgeplug.bsky.social and @anttherabbit.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
CW: macro/micro, vore
Carrots! Great for your eyes...
...not as good for your micros
Commission for @surgeplug.bsky.social and @anttherabbit.bsky.social
Carrots! Great for your eyes...
...not as good for your micros
Commission for @surgeplug.bsky.social and @anttherabbit.bsky.social
Lets go ahead and do this again, always fun.
October 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Lets go ahead and do this again, always fun.
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One from the vault (any pronouns)
October 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
One from the vault (any pronouns)
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This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.
Me: I am a serious, adult human.
Also me, when a FedEx and UPS truck pull up at the same place: OH SHIT, ITS GOING DOWN!
Also me, when a FedEx and UPS truck pull up at the same place: OH SHIT, ITS GOING DOWN!
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Me: I am a serious, adult human.
Also me, when a FedEx and UPS truck pull up at the same place: OH SHIT, ITS GOING DOWN!
Also me, when a FedEx and UPS truck pull up at the same place: OH SHIT, ITS GOING DOWN!
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when getting treated like food turns into being treated like a topping and packed away with the rest of a meal
[ #vore comm for @catfood.bsky.social + @chawfennec.bsky.social ]
[ #vore comm for @catfood.bsky.social + @chawfennec.bsky.social ]
September 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
when getting treated like food turns into being treated like a topping and packed away with the rest of a meal
[ #vore comm for @catfood.bsky.social + @chawfennec.bsky.social ]
[ #vore comm for @catfood.bsky.social + @chawfennec.bsky.social ]
Death shaking his head at my spectral form as I hover next to the jiggle on my hyena (now ex) girlfriend.
"So, what did you learn?"
"Don't date apex predators or you'll end up as calories"
"Good, looks like you're getting sent back, don't do it again."
"Oh, I will."
"What? We can't keep doing this!"
"So, what did you learn?"
"Don't date apex predators or you'll end up as calories"
"Good, looks like you're getting sent back, don't do it again."
"Oh, I will."
"What? We can't keep doing this!"
September 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Death shaking his head at my spectral form as I hover next to the jiggle on my hyena (now ex) girlfriend.
"So, what did you learn?"
"Don't date apex predators or you'll end up as calories"
"Good, looks like you're getting sent back, don't do it again."
"Oh, I will."
"What? We can't keep doing this!"
"So, what did you learn?"
"Don't date apex predators or you'll end up as calories"
"Good, looks like you're getting sent back, don't do it again."
"Oh, I will."
"What? We can't keep doing this!"
I would like to find a book to read that's just like, a werewolf slice of life romcom. Not like evil werewolves either, but everyone else assumes werewolves are evil and they gotta navigate that,
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I would like to find a book to read that's just like, a werewolf slice of life romcom. Not like evil werewolves either, but everyone else assumes werewolves are evil and they gotta navigate that,
Think of a funny joke or scenario. Realize that joke is best told through visual medium like a comic. Attempt to draw comic. Give up on panel 1 and allow the joke to die untold and forgotten. Think of a funny joke...
September 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Think of a funny joke or scenario. Realize that joke is best told through visual medium like a comic. Attempt to draw comic. Give up on panel 1 and allow the joke to die untold and forgotten. Think of a funny joke...
Hot take: Getting two prey in ya is so much better than just one. The squirming of a single rabbit churning away is great, but the steady rhythm of two fucking away their last breath just can't be beat.
September 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Hot take: Getting two prey in ya is so much better than just one. The squirming of a single rabbit churning away is great, but the steady rhythm of two fucking away their last breath just can't be beat.
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IMPORTANT PSA: If you find kittens all alone, keep tbis helpful flowchart in mind. And also:
—neonatal kitten need to be on a heat source & kept warm at all times, they cannot regulate their body temperature and you can kill them by feeding a cold kitten.
—NEVER feed a bottle baby kitten COW’S MILK!
—neonatal kitten need to be on a heat source & kept warm at all times, they cannot regulate their body temperature and you can kill them by feeding a cold kitten.
—NEVER feed a bottle baby kitten COW’S MILK!
September 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
IMPORTANT PSA: If you find kittens all alone, keep tbis helpful flowchart in mind. And also:
—neonatal kitten need to be on a heat source & kept warm at all times, they cannot regulate their body temperature and you can kill them by feeding a cold kitten.
—NEVER feed a bottle baby kitten COW’S MILK!
—neonatal kitten need to be on a heat source & kept warm at all times, they cannot regulate their body temperature and you can kill them by feeding a cold kitten.
—NEVER feed a bottle baby kitten COW’S MILK!
Hey, so what are we calling the posts on this site? Obviously not tweets, but like... what?
September 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hey, so what are we calling the posts on this site? Obviously not tweets, but like... what?
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quick little sketch. sooo...who's next in line to get churned into eevee fat?
September 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
quick little sketch. sooo...who's next in line to get churned into eevee fat?
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The poor @deneex.bsky.social simply can't handle the life draining :> Sapping their will and leaving nothing but a fucktoy
September 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The poor @deneex.bsky.social simply can't handle the life draining :> Sapping their will and leaving nothing but a fucktoy
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Prey Filled guts are so Comfy to sleep on...especially during digestion💕😘 CW: #Vore #Digestion art by the Amazing @likier21.bsky.social
September 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Prey Filled guts are so Comfy to sleep on...especially during digestion💕😘 CW: #Vore #Digestion art by the Amazing @likier21.bsky.social
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Heartbreaking: The preyest person you know keeps getting pred art and then wonders why people keep trying to crawl down their throat
August 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Heartbreaking: The preyest person you know keeps getting pred art and then wonders why people keep trying to crawl down their throat
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The Forest foxes tend to be really popular whenever I release them, but I've had a lot of trouble getting any of it funded or monetized.
If you're a fan of some of my lighter stuff, reminder that the sequel to Don't Fuck this Up is still only $45 away from being funded.
#furry #FurryArt #FurryVore
If you're a fan of some of my lighter stuff, reminder that the sequel to Don't Fuck this Up is still only $45 away from being funded.
#furry #FurryArt #FurryVore
September 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Forest foxes tend to be really popular whenever I release them, but I've had a lot of trouble getting any of it funded or monetized.
If you're a fan of some of my lighter stuff, reminder that the sequel to Don't Fuck this Up is still only $45 away from being funded.
#furry #FurryArt #FurryVore
If you're a fan of some of my lighter stuff, reminder that the sequel to Don't Fuck this Up is still only $45 away from being funded.
#furry #FurryArt #FurryVore