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hey so (I think) it’s been a year since I joined/started being active on bsky
fully aware I’m a bit of an oddball on this app but fuck it I don’t mind and I’m really happy I’ve met so many cool people. really hope I can keep it up. thanks guys

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 2d

coppers are not the brightest…

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 2d

ex feh player reacts

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 2d

I like the motive for ch2 (LOL they made the traitors) (if the theory that “oh there are no bleeding” is actually true I’m gonna flip) but dear god I do not care about this bunch you’re right

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 2d

there was another incident today where someone claiming to be hmrc fraud turned up and tried to tailgate someone in and said “thanks for letting me in” what is happening 😭

chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 3d

bizarre incident today at work where a random police guy got stuck between a set of external and interior doors (secure building) staff don’t use very often and was somehow stuck for over an hour before finally deciding to buzz for help

idiot 😭

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 2d

oh just people on the tl who’ve installed the nintendo app (is it new or something?? idk) to tell them playtime statistics or something

my fe fates statistics… horrid

chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 2d

“download the nintendo ds app” I hacked mine I don’t think that’s a good idea 😭

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 3d

total drama action, physical: asia, or orb tonight queens, kings, and non-binary things ?? *headspin emoji

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 3d

it’s really a SMALL SPACE I can’t believe this plonker apparently didn’t see the intercom 💀 maybe he was being arrogant and expected to magically be let out maybe he was looking for an excuse to bunk off work and being stuck fit the bill I genuinely have no idea 😭

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 3d

bizarre incident today at work where a random police guy got stuck between a set of external and interior doors (secure building) staff don’t use very often and was somehow stuck for over an hour before finally deciding to buzz for help

idiot 😭

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 3d

I found another one.

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 4d

did something I havent in years

rode front top deck on a double decker bus

muahahaha
bow before cel, lowly car wankers

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 4d

wound up working with new people today and they kinda bore me just loud bland football chat (and I like football damn) I want the interesting chats about nandos spice and dog butts back

whatever
god
fuck

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 4d

idk maybe it’s just to weed out the weak (might be me), maybe it’s just THAT LAB that needs people. either way it’s a lot for a 23 y/o with a forgetful flighty disposition

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chikorita trainer cel 👻 @deepseastar.bsky.social · 4d

I did a lot more independently today but geez my manager saying “oh people who’ve worked here for years don’t want to set foot in this lab because of how thorough it is” why are you putting 3 new starters there in rapid succession then why not train people in the less strict labs first 🤦‍♀️