About to crack the 50% #SomeoneElse #nzpol

Don’t let facts and *checks notes* actual research get in the way of your whattaboutery 🙄

Yes. You’ll regularly see him standing alongside WP at events, like the recent one where WP refused to wear a high viz vest.

He’s not MFAT. He’s WP’s press secretary

His press secretary … the one standing beside him during the whole interaction … used to be a comms manager at WorkSafe NZ

Complaining about H&S requirements when your press secretary, standing right beside you, was a comms manager at WorkSafe NZ

I was expecting it to taste like banoffee and it didn’t. The banana tastes like that synthetic banana taste that’s supposed to mimic the real taste of bananas from before times 🤷‍♀️

My dad used to make us bacon, fried egg, and sausage with a sprinkle of Worcestershire sauce toasties. On the odd occasion, there might be fried potatoes in there too. DELISH

Our PM says eye-ran 🙄

Was that at last week’s price when some went up to over $10.50per 500g 🤬

I was literally dead when I read your newsletter today. Bravo, Sir. Bravo 👏