@deckhandjay.bsky.social
There’s work to be done! Let’s get to it before Captain gets back!
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There’s work to be done! Let’s get to it before Captain gets back!
“Let’s get that hook on and give it a worthy snout to match that filthy pig it is on the inside, FishFag. We may end up giving it a septum piercing while we’re at it!” -Sir
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Let’s get that hook on and give it a worthy snout to match that filthy pig it is on the inside, FishFag. We may end up giving it a septum piercing while we’re at it!” -Sir
Bathroom duty for the weekend!
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Bathroom duty for the weekend!
Gearing up to drool long into the weekend. Wipe clean clothing will keep it and its surroundings protected!
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Gearing up to drool long into the weekend. Wipe clean clothing will keep it and its surroundings protected!
FishFag Diaries: Sir mad it collect its own drool in a bib while it worked. Like a proper FishFag, it was made to recycle. Waste not, want not ♻️
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
FishFag Diaries: Sir mad it collect its own drool in a bib while it worked. Like a proper FishFag, it was made to recycle. Waste not, want not ♻️
Morning stroll!
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Morning stroll!
It’s a FishermanFaggot right now, but pretty soon it’s going to be a GoalieFaggot!
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s a FishermanFaggot right now, but pretty soon it’s going to be a GoalieFaggot!
When not in service and not in storage, a FishFag must never idle. Assign it a task to waste its time. This one was made to aimlessly march!
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
When not in service and not in storage, a FishFag must never idle. Assign it a task to waste its time. This one was made to aimlessly march!
Captain sent me out for a supply run!
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Captain sent me out for a supply run!
Grabbing some last minute fishing supplies…because I fish…
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Grabbing some last minute fishing supplies…because I fish…
Fridays are for fun!
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Fridays are for fun!
Someone mentioned orange for today. It’s obliged to follow orders!
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Someone mentioned orange for today. It’s obliged to follow orders!
No time like the present to gear up and get ready for the workday!
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
No time like the present to gear up and get ready for the workday!
Was told Monday’s uniform wasn’t bright enough. Hopefully, yellow suffices for Tuesday!
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Was told Monday’s uniform wasn’t bright enough. Hopefully, yellow suffices for Tuesday!
New week. Same uniform!
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
New week. Same uniform!
I was ordered to gear up in those outfit, so of course I obeyed…too bad I didn’t know what to do next!
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I was ordered to gear up in those outfit, so of course I obeyed…too bad I didn’t know what to do next!
It’s not a Halloween costume. It’s a mandatory uniform!
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s not a Halloween costume. It’s a mandatory uniform!
Friday Fit!
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Friday Fit!
Looking at getting a onesie and a pacifier. Is this a good idea? 🫣
October 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Looking at getting a onesie and a pacifier. Is this a good idea? 🫣
Back in the saddle!
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Back in the saddle!
Works sites require proper attire!
September 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Works sites require proper attire!
Mondays are for work!
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Mondays are for work!
Punishment: it was dressed and ready to go grocery shopping in its FishFag uniform, but let pride overwhelm it at the last moment. Pride is not in the FishFag vocabulary. Now it is being punished for not exposing itself like a Fisherman freak should! This is unacceptable!
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Punishment: it was dressed and ready to go grocery shopping in its FishFag uniform, but let pride overwhelm it at the last moment. Pride is not in the FishFag vocabulary. Now it is being punished for not exposing itself like a Fisherman freak should! This is unacceptable!
Coffee run!
September 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Coffee run!
It’s at your service, sir!
September 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It’s at your service, sir!