Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
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Radioactive, God, Devil, Grandma, Snake, Most attractive person ever (self proclaimed)... Hey, maybe that's too many titles?
The snake's favorite: @overdosedangel
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"I thought it was gnomes who hated safety railings... Or was it elves? I lost track of which did which here. But I'll keep a tight grip on you!"
"I can smash robots no problem, so it'll be perfectly safe. ...Just keep ahold of my hand, because sometimes it feels like the dwarves really hated the concept of safety railings.i don't want you falling."
"Dwarven ruins? I played enough Elder Scrolls to know there's robots there that are still functioning.
But it'd be a unique Halloween stream, that's for sure! Maybe we can find Dwarven ghosts?"
But it'd be a unique Halloween stream, that's for sure! Maybe we can find Dwarven ghosts?"
"Well, there are three different abandoned malls to choose from. An abandoned church. An abandoned island full of mannequins that nobody can explain. Or some dwarven ruins with a name I can never pronounce."
"Are there any that fit the Halloween motif, Kiwi? I want to show them off if possible!
Especially if they aren't in control of an escaped inmate named 'Rat Man'.
Apparently that is very common for abandoned mental institutions."
Especially if they aren't in control of an escaped inmate named 'Rat Man'.
Apparently that is very common for abandoned mental institutions."
"...."
She is going to turn her computers volume up and begin to play some of her Vocaloid covers on her own channel, seeing if that'd help!
She is going to turn her computers volume up and begin to play some of her Vocaloid covers on her own channel, seeing if that'd help!
"Exactly. She thought the snake part of me would respond to the music."
"...The ones with the silly flutes?"
"...My ex wife thought it would be funny to hire snake charmers to try making me dance."
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 25
"It is surprisingly good. And healthy. Well, it keeps me awake more than the other drinks at least."
"...Huh. Just the mention of sparkling water is enough to make my mouth taste like vomit. Good to know. I'll stick to Nuka Cola. Proud of you for getting away from the energy drinks, though."
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 24
"By the way. Even pushed myself out of energy drinks. So I am cleaning myself up.
I have been importing Spindrift so...."
I have been importing Spindrift so...."
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 24
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 24
"I kind of miss her here, to be honest. She did make things less boring."
Do not tempt writer to migrate Gigi over here.
Do not tempt writer to migrate Gigi over here.
"...I'm not sure if she just liked being choked, or if she loved to be annoying on purpose and lacked pattern recognition skills."
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 24
"...Should we come into an agreement that she may have been big into choking?"
"...Those horse girls are giving me flashbacks to myself and Gigi."
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 24
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Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 3
"...Did we figure out what was in that stuff, to be more exact? Or did we just throw it away and not look back?"
"...You smoked stuff way worse than cigarettes. I'm starting to think you were smoking batteries instead of drugs."
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 3
"...Remember when I used to smoke?
...What's the meme of nostalgia that kids use?"
...What's the meme of nostalgia that kids use?"
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 3
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 3
"The good thing is Mimes can make things invisible! So they can be invisible orbital drones!"
"I'll go teach the mimes about drone strikes. I'll be back in a bit."
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 3
"Kiwi. Please go back in time and make sure the Mimes won the great war between Clowns, Mimes, and Jesters.
At least Mimes are quiet."
...She believes there was a war between the three?
At least Mimes are quiet."
...She believes there was a war between the three?
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jul 3
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jun 21
"...Is it like that one Game Boy that still worked even after a bomb landed right on it and is still playing Tetris to this day?"
That would tell you its quality. But she seemed proud to have the tablet.
"You should do some modelling so I can draw you around it~."
She wants to do this, huh?
That would tell you its quality. But she seemed proud to have the tablet.
"You should do some modelling so I can draw you around it~."
She wants to do this, huh?
years before the war wiped everything out."
...So that Walmart went almost one hundred years without cleaning behind the fridge. That tracks.
"Still works, despite my attempts to destroy it."
...She took that unbreakable guarantee as a challenge, didn't she?
...So that Walmart went almost one hundred years without cleaning behind the fridge. That tracks.
"Still works, despite my attempts to destroy it."
...She took that unbreakable guarantee as a challenge, didn't she?
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jun 21
Kiwi
@deceitfulscales.bsky.social
· Jun 21
It looks rather fancy of a tablet!"