@theblueststar.bsky.social 720 eggs.
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
@theblueststar.bsky.social 720 eggs.
Hard agree with this. At work this summer I said my daughter was going to a festival - everyone told me not to worry as I could track her at all times. When I said I’d never tracked her location, they were shocked. I trust my child to be where she says she is, with the ability to look after herself.
People are very hard on young people on here, lack of critical thinking, lack of responsibility etc, and then you see something like this and it all makes a different kind of sense.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hard agree with this. At work this summer I said my daughter was going to a festival - everyone told me not to worry as I could track her at all times. When I said I’d never tracked her location, they were shocked. I trust my child to be where she says she is, with the ability to look after herself.
There’s an ad on Sky Sports for BetFred, and it features a Mancunian bloke arguing with his mate, and I’m sure it’s someone who used to be a tv presenter. Mike something, maybe? Kind of like a Tim Lovejoy-type ‘lad’ presenter in the 90s? Help me out, it’s driving me mad.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There’s an ad on Sky Sports for BetFred, and it features a Mancunian bloke arguing with his mate, and I’m sure it’s someone who used to be a tv presenter. Mike something, maybe? Kind of like a Tim Lovejoy-type ‘lad’ presenter in the 90s? Help me out, it’s driving me mad.
Introduce yourself with 5 things you don’t give:
A fuck
A rat’s arse
A shiny shit
Etc….
A fuck
A rat’s arse
A shiny shit
Etc….
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 things you don’t give:
A fuck
A rat’s arse
A shiny shit
Etc….
A fuck
A rat’s arse
A shiny shit
Etc….
My daughter’s opinion on the terrible de-aging effects used for a Will Byers flashback scene in Stranger Things 5: ‘He looks like he’s off on the Polar Express.’
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My daughter’s opinion on the terrible de-aging effects used for a Will Byers flashback scene in Stranger Things 5: ‘He looks like he’s off on the Polar Express.’
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Watching Stranger Things 5, but showing my Britishness by giving David Harbour the thumbs down every time he comes on screen.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Watching Stranger Things 5, but showing my Britishness by giving David Harbour the thumbs down every time he comes on screen.
I’m not saying I’m easily amused, but 3 hours ago my daughter randomly sang ‘Touch Me’ by The Doors in a mockney accent, and I’m still laughing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m not saying I’m easily amused, but 3 hours ago my daughter randomly sang ‘Touch Me’ by The Doors in a mockney accent, and I’m still laughing.
Finished The Beast in Me last night. If you manage your expectations and are not fooled by the funky titles and brilliant soundtrack into thinking it’s anything more than a tawdry thriller, you’ll enjoy it. It’s ridiculous, but the best ones are.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Finished The Beast in Me last night. If you manage your expectations and are not fooled by the funky titles and brilliant soundtrack into thinking it’s anything more than a tawdry thriller, you’ll enjoy it. It’s ridiculous, but the best ones are.
You rang?
Fanny Stunning
England and Wales, Census, 1871
England and Wales, Census, 1871
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You rang?
Big news at the doctor’s surgery - they now issue wide, shallow pots for collecting your stool sample which you then ‘decant’ into the narrow sample tube before handing in. This makes my usual method of ‘Andrex hammock’ redundant.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Big news at the doctor’s surgery - they now issue wide, shallow pots for collecting your stool sample which you then ‘decant’ into the narrow sample tube before handing in. This makes my usual method of ‘Andrex hammock’ redundant.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
Yes, you saw Andrex Hammock at Glasto ‘97 etc.
In close-but-not-quite news, I bought myself some new Mary Jane shoes and Steve said: ‘Ooh, you got yourself some Aunty Sallys’.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In close-but-not-quite news, I bought myself some new Mary Jane shoes and Steve said: ‘Ooh, you got yourself some Aunty Sallys’.
Bloke on Pointless just said ‘I live with my wife and our cat Sgt Pepper. I’m a Beatles fan.’
Thanks for clarifying.
Thanks for clarifying.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bloke on Pointless just said ‘I live with my wife and our cat Sgt Pepper. I’m a Beatles fan.’
Thanks for clarifying.
Thanks for clarifying.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Post a movie where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Post a movie where you’re from.
Bit of sympathy for those of us living with a Wednesday fan when they lose 3 nil to United at home. #steelcityderby
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Bit of sympathy for those of us living with a Wednesday fan when they lose 3 nil to United at home. #steelcityderby
🎶Meeeeee-e aaa-and Mrs, Mrs Jones… 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
🎶Meeeeee-e aaa-and Mrs, Mrs Jones… 🎶
Ultravox on the telly doing Vienna. Saw them a few years back, but all I could think of was Vic Reeves singing this in a club stylee and I cried laughing all the way through.
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ultravox on the telly doing Vienna. Saw them a few years back, but all I could think of was Vic Reeves singing this in a club stylee and I cried laughing all the way through.
I’m watching Kim Wilde at the BBC and have absolutely no recollection of her still having hits in the 90s. 🤷🏻♀️
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m watching Kim Wilde at the BBC and have absolutely no recollection of her still having hits in the 90s. 🤷🏻♀️
Had a lovely lie in, saw The Running Man at the flicks, now having a pint. Excellent Saturday. Cheers.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Had a lovely lie in, saw The Running Man at the flicks, now having a pint. Excellent Saturday. Cheers.
I’ve come to bed in a huff because this Nick Drake programme is people singing Nick Drake and not actual Nick Drake.
a close up of a monkey 's face with the website gif-finder.com in the corner
ALT: a close up of a monkey 's face with the website gif-finder.com in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ve come to bed in a huff because this Nick Drake programme is people singing Nick Drake and not actual Nick Drake.
Daughter’s just told me her history teacher said he liked Michael Jackson and one kid said ‘Yeah, Black or White!’ and he replied ‘Well, when he was younger…’ 😂
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Daughter’s just told me her history teacher said he liked Michael Jackson and one kid said ‘Yeah, Black or White!’ and he replied ‘Well, when he was younger…’ 😂