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D Casellian

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Voice Actor rep’d by DDO 🎙️Screenwriter in progress ✍️ Primary circus cranium at Flying Skull 🎪 Creative mind at Sparkholder ✨ TF nut 🤖 https://dcasellian.com

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · Jan 19

Say hello to my Interactive Demo!

Need a regal queen? Hunched over soothsayer? Cackling goblin? Perky gun slinger? I’ve got you covered. If you’ve got game, then let’s play!

#voiceactor #voiceover #videogame #gamedev

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 14h

Unserious videos for serious times. Hat tip to the ~279 hours i spent watching the Ken Burns Civil War documentary as a kid. #voiceactor #nokings

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 1d

This is the way

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 1d

In a single day, no less 💪

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 1d

A guide to auditioning as a #voiceactor. Kind of. Not really.

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 1d

We finally get overcast autumn weather, and I made it through five stop lights in a row without hitting the brakes. Good day.

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 5d

Behold: the tools of the #voiceactor trade. We all know about mic and interface and headphones and stuff, but what about the other little essentials? Secrets revealed! 🤫

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 6d

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 5d

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 6d

Script:

You dare come before me… with excuses? As if I can’t see through your mind like glass. You have twice insulted me: first by thinking you were more clever than an all-seeing god, and second, by mistaking me for one so frail as you and your kind.

#voiceactor

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 6d

I would like you all to know that the cat announced his presence by walking into the booth and farting. 🤢

1 script, 2 takes, 1 gasbag (and it’s not me). Script below👇

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 7d

Hanging at the library, assembling dialogue tracks and doing Official Voiceover Business. Libraries f*cking rule and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 9d

You think you’re ok but then your kid accidentally rams you in the face so hard you’re worried your nose might be broken and you realize the two hours you spent crying and doomscrolling afterward didn’t have much to do with how badly your nose hurts.

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 12d

Someone just asked if I was the VA for a role that was actually voiced by Sumalee Montano and I am absurdly happy.

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 12d

Script: I concur with your findings. However, I question your application of the data to our current circumstances. We require additional opinions, new perspectives. This matter is too great, and there is simply too much at stake for us to suppose that we alone discern the heart of it.

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 12d

Putting a new spin on things. 1 script, 2 takes. Feel free to put your own spin on it! Script below 👇

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 16d

Being a grown up is just boiling water four or five times because you keep walking away from the stove without setting a timer.

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 17d

I'm teaching an eclectic mix of yoga, stretching, hand balancing, and voice acting at the Mitten Mayhem Stage Combat Workshops in Ypsilanti, MI, October 25-26!

(Not a single one of those things is combat, but whatever. 😆)

Register here: www.mittenmayhem.com

Mitten Mayhem Stage Combat Workshop

A 2-day stage combat and movement regional workshop in SE Michigan. Held on Oct 28 - 29, 2023, join us for workshops taught by some of the best instructors from the stage combat and martial arts commu...

www.mittenmayhem.com

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 17d

They had me in the first half, ngl.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 17d

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 18d

#voiceactor logic:

I’m so exhausted I’m ready to cry and it’s late and I wanna go to bed… but I’m gonna do this audition first, because if a dozen things I can’t control align perfectly with all the effort and practice and money I’ve put in, I might get to be the voice of this talking avocado! 🥑

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 19d

No one: We’re going on vacation to Aruba.

Me, busting through the wall like the Kool-Aid man: JAMAICA, OOO I WANNA TAKE YA TO BERMUDA…

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · 27d

I just ran a file that’s almost silent through the ACX file checker… and it informed me that the file is too loud. 🙉

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · Sep 19

Script, cont.-

…so their maps are… a little primitive. Some of them even lead to places that don’t exist.

D Casellian @dcasellian.com · Sep 19

Script:

If you ever need to get your bearings, just come over here to the cartography station. It contains charts from every era of Radial Six, even from pre-colonial times. Keep in mind that the original inhabitants of the planet didn’t have the same level of technology as we do…

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · Sep 19

The first time was so much fun I thought I’d do it again. 1 script, 2 takes, choices were made.

Script below 👇

#voiceactor

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D Casellian @dcasellian.com · Sep 18

I’m so sorry. 😞