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Flaubert's Parrot
In America
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December 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I cannot stand this Peyton and Eli MNF thing
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's 5:45 on Thanksgiving and I'm a large Old Fashioned, a 5 mg edible, and an IPA deep into pumpkin pie squares with apple crisp up next.

What's the earliest acceptable time to go to bed on Thanksgiving?
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trump took the bait in a hilariously death-threat kind of way, huh?
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So ummmm, another word for this is "dying."
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Some of the most interesting movies are where the main character is an FBI informant the whole time huh?
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve been around fucked up things enough in my life to know the first reports are always wrong but it kind of seems like some AI genius should do a Chris Hansen meets Trump in the kitchen session. Just sayin.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Concentrate
It's not over
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October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM