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David Mitchell
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Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics.
Liberal🌈🌊🦋💙
Also on Threads, same username
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Watching a TV show where rich people are supposed to murder each other, and getting impatient about the lack of murder.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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They think we’re all so stupid
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Danny DeVito is 81
Here he is interviewing Arnie, who proceeds to have a massive existential crisis at the end.
It probably took place on a Monday tbf
www.interviewmagazine.com/film/arnold-...
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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We need to know less about people
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Of course that convicted criminal was also involved with Epstein.
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
US judge says government 'missteps' may have tainted Comey case.

This is terrific news(especially for Comey’s defence team). Hopefully the government will screw up all their politically motivated cases.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
James Comey: Judge says government 'missteps' may have tainted case against ex-FBI boss
The former FBI director is facing federal charges after Donald Trump called for his prosecution.
www.bbc.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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So you opened an investigation into fake news?
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Lol
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Trump lawsuit against the BBC may not succeed, say lawyers.

I’m happy to read it, I hope the whole thing blows up in his face and the jury is full of people who don’t like him.

Shouldn’t be too hard.
news.sky.com/story/trump-...
Trump to push ahead with BBC lawsuit: Three experts on why he might struggle to win
Winning this case will be "like trying to lasso a tornado", said one media law solicitor.
news.sky.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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BROWN. GET IT? BECAUSE GREEN GRASS TRUNS BROWN. GET IT?
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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He's never shopped for groceries in his life.
Trump's Bonkers Response To MAGA Voter Begging Him To Lower Grocery Prices Is Peak Trump
www.comicsands.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Karoline Leavitt takes her cross off when the lie is really bad.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Newly released Epstein estate documents mention Trump more than 1,000 times. Congress reopened the government after the Senate reached a funding deal. And Adelita Grijalva was finally sworn in, giving the House enough signatures to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files.
House Dems release Epstein e-mails. Government re-opens. Adelita Grijalva sworn in.
House Oversight Committee Releases Epstein Documents
thinkbigpicture.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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But Trump said his tariffs don't raise prices
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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In normal times, it would be a major scandal for the President to direct his AG to criminally investigate his political opponents to deflect from his own involvement in a major scandal — and for the AG to immediately announce she is doing it. The Epstein scandal and cover up just got even bigger.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Odd that the DoJ is opening an investigation into the Epstein files since they said in July that there was no client list and nothing to release.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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On Epstein, Trump says he’s allowed to order an investigation into Bill Clinton because he’s the “chief law enforcement agent” of the country
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Murphy: "It's clearly the biggest scandal in presidential history. He wouldn't be acting this way if he wasn't so deeply worried about what's in those files. What we've already seen is immensely incriminating. Clearly Trump was at the center of a child sex ring ... the scandal could bring him down."
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Paramount, Netflix, and Comcast are putting in bids for Warner Bros. Discovery.

The Telecommunications Act of 1996 was, in the long run, a very bad idea with disastrous consequences.

www.wsj.com/business/med...
Exclusive | Paramount, Comcast, Netflix Prepare Bids for Warner as Deadline Approaches
Warner Bros. Discovery is holding an auction process in the hopes of having it completed by the end of the year.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Rep. Tim Burchett needs to be put in a padded room somewhere
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m supposed to be at the cinema right now. However, a bus broke down, causing a traffic jam, and with 6 minutes to go before the adverts & trailers, I’d barely traveled a quarter of the way there. So off I hopped and have walked home, taken a wrong turn and wasted 2 hours of my day.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM