Dave Mclean Jr
@davemcleanjr.bsky.social
Inventor of the wheel and winner of the Nobel Prize for Lying. Some serious tweets, some silly ones, and a lot of stream of conciousness stuff. Crazy cat man.
Well done all the gammons who wanted Gary Lineker off Match of the Day. I hope you're enjoying your inoffensive, bland, humourless pile of crap that it's become.
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Well done all the gammons who wanted Gary Lineker off Match of the Day. I hope you're enjoying your inoffensive, bland, humourless pile of crap that it's become.
Liverpool bring Isak on and effectively go a man down 🤣🤣🤣
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Liverpool bring Isak on and effectively go a man down 🤣🤣🤣
It's December and right on cue Arsenal start their bottle period 🤣🤣🤣
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's December and right on cue Arsenal start their bottle period 🤣🤣🤣
Americans need to understand that the rest of the planet is laughing because you have an insane old fool in charge who is so easily manipulated all you have to do is give him something shiny with 'Bestest Ever' engraved on it and he'll do what you tell him.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Americans need to understand that the rest of the planet is laughing because you have an insane old fool in charge who is so easily manipulated all you have to do is give him something shiny with 'Bestest Ever' engraved on it and he'll do what you tell him.
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If you're keeping tabs on the number of times West Ham lose the ball or give it away, it'll probably run into three figures. They are so bad.
#Manchester #United #WestHam
#Manchester #United #WestHam
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you're keeping tabs on the number of times West Ham lose the ball or give it away, it'll probably run into three figures. They are so bad.
#Manchester #United #WestHam
#Manchester #United #WestHam
I'd be more convinced by Nigel Farage if he focussed on the important stuff, like changing Ashby-de-la-Zouch to Ashby of the Zouch, the British Grand Prix to the British Big Prize, and Cul-de-sac to dead end.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'd be more convinced by Nigel Farage if he focussed on the important stuff, like changing Ashby-de-la-Zouch to Ashby of the Zouch, the British Grand Prix to the British Big Prize, and Cul-de-sac to dead end.
X (formerly Twitter) is where fans of foreign bot farm content get their fix.
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
X (formerly Twitter) is where fans of foreign bot farm content get their fix.
Did those promised DOGE cheques get sent out to American folk before it closed down? 🤣🤣🤣
Exclusive: DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter reut.rs/4abeTdx
Exclusive: DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
The Department of Government Efficiency claimed to have slashed tens of billions of dollars in expenditures, but it was impossible for outside financial experts to verify that because the unit did not provide detailed public accounting of its work.
reut.rs
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Did those promised DOGE cheques get sent out to American folk before it closed down? 🤣🤣🤣
MTG won't read out the names of the Epstein list on the floor of Congress like she promised because she's being funded and prepared to front a new political movement by people who don't want those names read out.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
MTG won't read out the names of the Epstein list on the floor of Congress like she promised because she's being funded and prepared to front a new political movement by people who don't want those names read out.
The entertainment for the next Reform UK conference has been announced...
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The entertainment for the next Reform UK conference has been announced...
Alexander Isak put more effort into being on strike at Newcastle than he does on the pitch for the team he went on strike to join.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Alexander Isak put more effort into being on strike at Newcastle than he does on the pitch for the team he went on strike to join.
Reposted by Dave Mclean Jr
Alexander Isak is the first Liverpool player in Premier League history to end on the losing side in each of his first four starts for the club. (Opta)
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Alexander Isak is the first Liverpool player in Premier League history to end on the losing side in each of his first four starts for the club. (Opta)
Anyone missing Arne Slot's unbearable arrogance from last season when he won the league with Klopp's team? 🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Anyone missing Arne Slot's unbearable arrogance from last season when he won the league with Klopp's team? 🤣🤣🤣
So Trump has chickened out of his tariffs. Trump ALWAYS Chickens Out! 🤣🤣🤣
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So Trump has chickened out of his tariffs. Trump ALWAYS Chickens Out! 🤣🤣🤣
So we need to revisit what exactly Donald Trump was referring to when he coined the phrase 'Big Beautiful Bill' 🤣🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
So we need to revisit what exactly Donald Trump was referring to when he coined the phrase 'Big Beautiful Bill' 🤣🤣🤣
We are heading towards the season finale of 'America'. This feels like a cracking episode 1 of a 2-parter.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We are heading towards the season finale of 'America'. This feels like a cracking episode 1 of a 2-parter.
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November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I have tradionally defended the BBC, but since any idea of impartiality in news and current affairs has been corrupted by the Tories and their lackies (see Fiona Bruce, Kuenssberg et al) I'm actually welcoming the idea of it being brought down by the right wing it has pandered to.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have tradionally defended the BBC, but since any idea of impartiality in news and current affairs has been corrupted by the Tories and their lackies (see Fiona Bruce, Kuenssberg et al) I'm actually welcoming the idea of it being brought down by the right wing it has pandered to.
Foo Fighters are playing Liverpool's Anfield Stadium next year. An easy 3 points for Dave Grohl's boys.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Foo Fighters are playing Liverpool's Anfield Stadium next year. An easy 3 points for Dave Grohl's boys.
That £120m (or whatever it was) on Isak increasingly looks like a vanity purchase by Arne Slot who acted like he was chocolate after winning the league with Klopp's team, but who is now being revealed as a fraud. Liverpool look clueless and their big money purchase didn't make an appearance 🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That £120m (or whatever it was) on Isak increasingly looks like a vanity purchase by Arne Slot who acted like he was chocolate after winning the league with Klopp's team, but who is now being revealed as a fraud. Liverpool look clueless and their big money purchase didn't make an appearance 🤣🤣
Take That are playing West Ham's stadium next year. Even without Robbie it's an easy three points for Gary and the lads.
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Take That are playing West Ham's stadium next year. Even without Robbie it's an easy three points for Gary and the lads.
Have Liverpool supporters figured out yet that Arne Slot is a fraud who enjoyed a first season riding on the back of Klopp's team? This season he has given Man Utd their first Anfield win since 2016 and delivered Liverpool's first 3 goal loss in a domestic cup without scoring since February 1934 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Have Liverpool supporters figured out yet that Arne Slot is a fraud who enjoyed a first season riding on the back of Klopp's team? This season he has given Man Utd their first Anfield win since 2016 and delivered Liverpool's first 3 goal loss in a domestic cup without scoring since February 1934 🤣
When are we going to see a Liverpool supporter doing that 'not cutting his hair until they win 5 in a row'? 🤣🤣🤣
Arne Slot the fraud is being brutally revealed. He acted like Billy Big Balls winning the league with Klopp's team. Now we see him for what he is.
Arne Slot the fraud is being brutally revealed. He acted like Billy Big Balls winning the league with Klopp's team. Now we see him for what he is.
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When are we going to see a Liverpool supporter doing that 'not cutting his hair until they win 5 in a row'? 🤣🤣🤣
Arne Slot the fraud is being brutally revealed. He acted like Billy Big Balls winning the league with Klopp's team. Now we see him for what he is.
Arne Slot the fraud is being brutally revealed. He acted like Billy Big Balls winning the league with Klopp's team. Now we see him for what he is.
Liverpool whack Frankfurt 1 - 5 and start Ekitiké alongside Isak for the first time.
Ekitiké gets a goal and Player of the Match, while Isak doesn't even get an assist and sits at the bottom of the player rankings on 4.79. He doesn't come back on for the second half.
Money well spent 🤣🤣🤣
#NUFC
Ekitiké gets a goal and Player of the Match, while Isak doesn't even get an assist and sits at the bottom of the player rankings on 4.79. He doesn't come back on for the second half.
Money well spent 🤣🤣🤣
#NUFC
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Liverpool whack Frankfurt 1 - 5 and start Ekitiké alongside Isak for the first time.
Ekitiké gets a goal and Player of the Match, while Isak doesn't even get an assist and sits at the bottom of the player rankings on 4.79. He doesn't come back on for the second half.
Money well spent 🤣🤣🤣
#NUFC
Ekitiké gets a goal and Player of the Match, while Isak doesn't even get an assist and sits at the bottom of the player rankings on 4.79. He doesn't come back on for the second half.
Money well spent 🤣🤣🤣
#NUFC
Hey America, have you considered an intelligence test at voting stations to stop stupid people from voting? Letting them vote hasn't worked for you. The test could be computerised / randomised to stop dumbos cheating.
October 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hey America, have you considered an intelligence test at voting stations to stop stupid people from voting? Letting them vote hasn't worked for you. The test could be computerised / randomised to stop dumbos cheating.