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Sir Vegan Dave from Skem
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Knighted for limbering up on Rodney street.
Pinned
However lonely you feel

you are never alone.

There are millions of bugs, mites, massive spiders, mice, ghosts and bacteria living in your house.

SLEEP WELL
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ashley Williams on nfl

My God its nice knowing Everton wont go that bad again

Another positive this weekend
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Little reflection

Everton no longer have a chairman being shit…he is a beautiful ghost (the new one)

Gone are Ashley williams, Holgate, Davies, JJK, Maypay, Rondon and all the shite since 95

We have a stunning midfield, world class

Our problems are solvable rb, striker, lb dm

Everton are ace
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
They are writing open letters now like the Esk in prime Kenwright out era

Full on meltdown on twitter and its made our win even better
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The meltdown will be televised

Mo mo mo
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Once again ping
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Salah lobbing a grenade into an already ablaze skip
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media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Full meltdown on twitter

Plastic reds back Salah….an old bloke underperforming who thinks he is bigger than his club

Real reds telling him to shut up but wanting slot out

Its a good read
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Are you a fuming red?

Cant sleep??

Teddy Ruxpin or care bears are best for anxiety and sleep

Use Pigeon40 to get your Aldo discount
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Percy still hadnt accepted how Stockport county united had got
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ping
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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When you play badly on top wages and then throw uncle fester under the bus
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ping
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Harry's just done the tree and we've not got anything for the top

Would anyone be able to 3D print me a Dwight McNeil tree topper?
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Spending half a billion and hearing an aged defender give battle cries every week after playing like an injured Stoke…..Liverpool have gone full Moshiri Everton

Thats Van Dyke….the dutch Rigobert Song
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December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
4 minutes

Come on Leeds
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sniggers with mirth
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Konate isnt even Titus Bramble levels
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Defo a Calvert Lewin goal here

In off his white and yellow handbag
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That grim feeling when the Aldi middle aisle has cost you half a billion and you are sat looking at a Wirtz, a Frimpong and a Kerkez…….

#SlotOut
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December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ping
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Anybody watched motd

Its on tonight

May try it
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM