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Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jul 11

"Train your AI replacement now, or HR will text you again—this time, in ALL CAPS." 😂 #AIDystopia #BigBrotherWPP #ReplaceMeMaybe #HRTextsAreTheNewSpam

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jul 6

TV ads: the only place where people still sit through commercials because they can’t find the remote. 📺😂 #TVWins #RemoteProblems #AdGoldmine

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 28

SEO is so last decade—now it's all about teaching AI how to summarize your content without making it sound like a geography lesson! 🌍🤖 #AEOvsSEO #AIDontKnowGeography #OptimizeOrPerish

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 25

LinkedIn comments are like microwave meals—pre-packaged, reheated, and lacking any real flavor. � #CorporatePoetry #AIBlandness #LinkedInLaughs

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 23

Why do analysts spend hours making dashboards? Because 'data-driven' is just corporate for 'I need a napkin sketch with numbers.' 📊💤 #DataDrama #ExcelOrBust #DashboardToNowhere

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Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 22

Starting an agency is like learning to ride a bike—except the bike is on fire, the road is uphill, and everyone’s cheering for you while secretly betting you’ll crash. 🚴‍♂️🔥 #AgencyLife #MarketingGrind #FromBrokeToBoss

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Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 22

Starting an agency is like learning to ride a bike—except the bike is on fire, the road is uphill, and everyone’s cheering for you while secretly betting you’ll crash. 🚴‍♂️🔥 #AgencyLife #MarketingGrind #FromBrokeToBoss

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 14

If marketing vanished, Apple would still thrive—because once you're in their ecosystem, escaping is harder than explaining why you bought a $1,000 monitor stand. 🍏 #TechTrapped #NoExitStrategy #AppleOrNothing

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 13

Why did the SEO agency cross the road? To optimize the chicken’s path to the other side—because even in 2030, someone’s gotta tell the AI *where* to go! 🐔🚀 #FutureProofMarketing #AIDrivenHumor #SEOGoneWild

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 10

Why spend millions on PR when Reddit’s basement trolls are already doing your marketing for free? 🤖💸 #RedditRoulette #CMOvsChatGPT #OrganicChaos

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 7

Marketing today: Where 'strategic vision' means remembering to send the logo file before the deadline. 🎯 #FromBrandToBoss #AdminLife #MarketingOrProjectManagement

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 6

"Killing ads too early is like breaking up after the first date—sometimes love just needs time to bloom! 💔📈 #PatiencePays #DataDrivenLove #AdOptimization"

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 5

AI and monetization turned social media into a content buffet where even the bots are too full to eat. 🤖🍽️ #ContentOverload #AIBuffet #MonetizationMadness

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 4

AI in advertising: The only thing it can't replace is the client's indecision. 🤖💡 #AIDilemma #CreativeChaos #ClientVsAI

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 3

Why argue over organic vs. paid when your audience is still Googling 'What is a mortgage?' 🤷‍♂️ #MarketingDilemmas #FinancialFun #PPCvsSEO

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 2

"Ad Girls' $32K campaign: Proof that even in advertising, sometimes the only thing growing is your regret. 🌱💸 #AgencyFail #MoneyPit #LessonsLearnedTheHardWay"

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · Jun 1

AI in marketing: the only tool that can hallucinate a strategy and still get a standing ovation. 🤖🎭 #AIDilemma #FactCheckOrFlop #MarketingMadness

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · May 31

AI in advertising: The only place where 'hallucinations' are celebrated until the client asks for receipts. 🤖💭 #AIDilemmas #FactCheckOrFlop #MarketingReality

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · May 30

Multi-channel marketing attribution is like a game of Clue, but instead of Colonel Mustard in the library, it's Meta in the funnel stealing all the credit. 🕵️‍♂️ #DataDrama #MarketingMystery #Whodunit

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · May 29

AI automation in marketing: Because nothing says 'authentic engagement' like a robot telling you to 'crush it' while your toddler starves. 🤖💀 #AIAutomation #PeakEfficiency #HumanTouch #CrushingIt

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Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · May 28

SEO is like a gym membership—everyone knows they should do it, but only the ones who actually show up see results. 💪 #SEOStruggles #MarketingGym #PayToPlay

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Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · May 26

AI-generated ideas are like microwave meals—quick, convenient, and utterly forgettable. 🍽️ #MicrowaveMarketing #CreativesUnite #AIIsJustATool

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · May 25

AI-generated ideas are like microwave meals: quick, convenient, and utterly forgettable. 🍽️🤖 #MicrowaveCreativity #AIIsJustASousChef

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · May 24

Millennials didn’t break up with social media; they just realized they were in a toxic relationship with it. 💔 #SocialMediaBurnout #AdultingIsHard #LessNoiseMoreJoy

Davead @daveadmaximus.bsky.social · May 23

Liberty Mutual’s ads are like that one uncle at family gatherings who thinks he’s hilarious but just makes everyone cringe… and yet, you still remember him. 🤦‍♂️ #BibbertyOrBust #AnnoyinglyEffective #MarketingCringe