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Carlitos💫
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Bath Time, My Time
Finding out that they were talking about drinking PISS when talking about "fruity pebbles" in SLOMW
Mormons literally hurt my brain im so sorry
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Vintage Sailor Moon shampoo bottles! How cute!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
DREAMMMMMMM top 3 omg
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
McAllister macaroni is delicious but in a "I was always home alone so grew really fond of frozen meals" kind of way
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What do u mean my favorite artist is locking herself away again in the same cabin she recorded my favorite album... oh its going to get crazy good
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Was late to work today. Should I kms?
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Going to be sooooo late to work today but thats my cross to bear
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
And I did‼️‼️
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ive got some big fucking plans for today
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Luuuuuv letting lust take control 🥴🫠🥵🫶🏼🫶🏼
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Thinking about the black pepper dirty martini I had the other night and how it was almost undrinkable but ive truly never felt so chic
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Having the house to myself later is going to be soooooooooo fucking fierce (watching all the movies my bf cant stand then jerking it till I pass out) this is what i live for!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I know im like the only one who likes new rhony but Jenna leaving is my 9/11
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Eat zucchini eat zucchini eat zucchini
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What the fuck do u mean ive been living near a bakery selling 2 FOOT LONG apple strudels my entire life im just never awake early enough to go....
Fuck it im my own worst enemy fr
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Chores are done if I dont get to goon out now ill kms
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sleepy bitch contest, I'm in first place 🫠💤
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I can feel the hangover coming on... but ill be damned if this stops me from getting a seafood boil tomorrow fr
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Take me back
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Ashnikko makes me feel like pouring something sparkling over my bare chest on the dance floor like what the fuck is in this album
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Feeling my gay little viking fantasy for the ren faire this weekend 😋⚔️
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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the og goon cave.
this is what they stole from you
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Screaming in sad faggot yeaahhhhhhhh😭‼️‼️‼️‼️
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Let out the loudest gasp and then the sickest grinch smile spread across my evil face
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM