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Baddison

Baddison

@datahooker.bsky.social

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Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 1

I need a place to crash in Toronto

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Aug 2

DO YOU EVER MARVEL AT HER WONDER?! CORE2DUO + NVIDIA GT

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Aug 2

DELL XPS M1710 IN 2025 SQUADT

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 24

yes we will !

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 15

It really brings me joy that difficult computer science stuff is insanely easy compared to how difficult it is to find a place and move in there like its literally easier to write device drivers from scratch in C

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

GET ME THE C89 THAT FIT PERFECT WITH THE TURBO SAAB AND DAPPER DAN SUITS

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

What I've learned from being houseless since December is that of all the programming languages, if youre in a loft, Clojure that runs on the JVM is the best but out in the streets C is the best and like C99, the hood shit like fuck that "Made locally here in Cape Cod" C11 and beyond WASP dumb shit

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Factssssssss

🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · Jul 11

Every now and again I am reminded I am a walking Hentai char
Acted made flesh and I can’t blame people for being awed in my presence

Sydette is in a sports bra

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Heyyyyyyyyyy

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Yo!

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Again one of the single best tran posts I've ever seen in my life is the xmaslemmings post like "transsexuals through access to expensive surgeries" like 100% of the time when I'm talking about Jody Foster its rilly referencing xmaslemmings same with Sarah Gilbert as in transsexuals wanna be her

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

I MISS YOU XMASLEMMINGS YOUR TWITTER AND TRAN-OBSERVATIONS MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

The only ppl who think the electric chair is funny are ppl who aint never been anywhere near ol' sparky and her attendant stench of broken vending machines, piss, and the chard flesh of men so virulent that the witness gallery is standing room only and a who's who of "disgraced Bowery transvestites"

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Also if you ever get into prize fighting and your opponent walks out to the sound of a single piano note instead of music, its probably easier if you switch your focus from trying to win to trying to not die in the ring while your family is watching

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 11

Bro that adult circumscison and the resulting hatchet job is the plastic surgery equivalent to that mike tyson fight where when mike was walking out instead of a song playing it was whatever the deepest sounding note on a piano is, repeating, til he got into the ring

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

And wen something you can learn in an afternoon is turned into something that seems so monumental it's somehow worth while to instead delegate and build a dependency on something that is functionally giving you a hand job, and this is now a way of life... WHAT BAEBRUH?! BABYPAUL WHAT?!

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

been know'n is like why you need himem.sys and qemm386 or emm386 and how it relates to IBM's dumb bitch PC/AT architecture and from fuckin with shit and going from 640kb base memory to 4mb in a 386 which is worth mentioning bcuz it's not difficult for a child to learn this but it is for a computer+

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

bcuz drawing off experience and intuition makes it clear the value in asking a random word machine that is going to take 15 minutes to answer something that you know right away that you can feel and in a split second and it's wild thinking ChatGPT can bridge the gap between not knowin nd been know'n

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

Some of your favourite historical industrialist colonizers at least they knew their shit liek Rockefeller Sr knew the whole oil game and in a way that all the bullshit is still here it's just that Standard Oil is called British Petroleum and we're all worse off bcuz of it but dude knew oil

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

A computer isn't going to cop to it bcuz language models are not meant to give you what's best for you, they playin a game of averages and giving you the back shots and this energy appeals to colonizers because they don't actually know any of the shit at all like zero which is nuts bcuz

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

This ladies is why it's important to decolonise bcuz the colonizer shit strips experience, needs to assign numbers to things and ultimately isn't meant to serve you liek the tech stack of Solaris 10, Modula-2, C, and Prolog is exponentially more powerful than Linux, Redis, Python3, and w/e but

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

Instead I followed the ADHD until an operating system appeared and when it came time to start on the kernel, the muses above blessed my life with LOGITECH Modula-2 which I later learned was absolutely perfect for creating kernels

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

"follow the code" is neurodivergent for "without question or restrain go in the unknown direction of the ADHD" which really has served me bcuz there's no way in hell I'd have been able to make an operating system if I tried to plan it out it would have been too overwhelming

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🍓CHAOS BRAT🤑 @dreagentry.bsky.social · Jul 10

Veiws on the way to grocery shoppin'

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

FOLLOW
THE
CODE

Baddison @datahooker.bsky.social · Jul 10

I'm almost done too