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Darth Smurf X
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Just finished my first day at BluePeak Textiles! So excited to be working on the new project code name “Elephant” 😂 #newjob #insidejoke #KnowBe4 #crushingit #circleoflife
I am awarding a trophy to #BabySteps for having the worst trophy list of any @playstation.com game I’ve ever seen. You’ll have to walk barefoot to my house to get it though.
I feel like schools need to begin dedicating an entire semester to teaching the difference between “lose” and “loose”. But at this point it just feels like a loosing battle.
I can't wait to see Bugs Bunny at the Music Super Bowl Halftime Show this year. I hope he does the Barber of Seville.
bugs bunny in a tuxedo is playing a piano
ALT: bugs bunny in a tuxedo is playing a piano
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• SSX and Burnout logos are shown—camera pans out to reveal they are just fun billboards in the next Battlefield game
• Insomniac/Marvel trailer for upcoming 2037 game Marvel's Darkhawk
@playstation.com State of Play predictions:
• LEGO Twisted Metal trailer
• Life is Strange: Avengers Assemble announcement
• Viva Piñata hats & rideable piñata's revealed for Death Stranding 2
• Knack VR demo
Why am I so tired today? Because I woke up an hour before my alarm and my brain decided to rewrite Luke Skywalker’s entire role in #TheLastJedi.

Now I just need Kathleen Kennedy’s email address and a time machine. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social can thank me at the 2018 Oscars.
I haven't posted anything funny in awhile, so here's my desk. In my office. AT WORK. I'm almost 50. I spent real money on these. Someone married me.
I will continue to refresh their webpage every 5 minutes until I see a PS5 logo.
Hey @xbox.com! If you are hurting for money right now, instead of laying people off, why not renew the licenses for #MarvelUltimateAlliance 1 & 2 and re-re-release them on Xbox and PlayStation? I would re-re-buy them since my old copies are sitting on dead consoles. Ple-ple-please?!?!?
I injured my left arm moving comic book long boxes 54 days ago and it still hurts today. I guess this is my life now.
Is this 2 or 4 players? And what are the odds of fan favorite Stratos being a DLC character later? 1 in 10? 1 in 2?
Our kitties are addicted to TV and their favorite show "Birdie Show" and the game Stray. We may have to start limiting their screentime.
In an alternate universe, this collection also prominently features an awesome @robliefeld.bsky.social #Youngblood™ Knight Sabre action figure by McFarlane Toys. Sadly, I am clearly living in the darkest timeline.
I’ve moved beyond just walking into a room and forgetting why I’m there. I now thumb to a specific screen on my phone and forget which app I meant to open.
Today's Weather Forecast: You'll feel like you just woke up in a drainage ditch in Tijuana wearing a wool pantsuit.
The weather forecast for Wisconsin this week should just say, "feels like being smothered to death in a wet sleeping bag."
Update on the weather in Wisconsin: I walked our dogs and when I got home it felt like I had just crawled out of the overweight dog's mouth.
After playing a bunch of #MarvelStrikeForce Danger Room, I can safely say that I hate Endgame Thanos more than puppy cancer.
I was completely invested in an alternate universe where 4 astronauts gain super powers from a cosmic accident and have to fight some silver girl on a flying surfboard and a planet eating giant, but I drew the line at The Thing growing a beard.
Name five games you'd play at any time. Not your top 5 of all time, just five games you'd play any time. (Mmmm… delicious engagement bait).

Dig Dug
BurgerTime
Burnout
SSX
Crash Team Racing
Name five games you'd play at any time. Not your top 5 of all time, just five games you'd play any time. (Mmmm good engagement bait).

Return to Castle Wolfenstein multiplayer
Rogue
Galaga
Carcassonne (Xbox 360 version)
MLB The Show (while hating myself)
Name five games you'd play at any time. Not your top 5 of all time, just five games you'd play any time.

The Adventures of Robin Hood (Amiga)
Alien Crush (PCE)
Ridge Racer Type 4 (PS1)
Warframe (Multiplatform)
Streets of Rage 2 (Mega Drive)
The best part about my morning commute to work is that when I arrive, my blood is already pre-boiled.
#Superman

And now I just sit back and watch the “Likes” roll in.