Darren Clause
@darrenrules.bsky.social
I enjoy 3 things. Camping in my Tear Drop camper, going to professional KC sports games and live music concerts.
The ukulele is a garbage instrument.
Marine Corps Veteran. Very few or no political post. I hate pickles.
The ukulele is a garbage instrument.
Marine Corps Veteran. Very few or no political post. I hate pickles.
Welp I’m here at the com Xmas party. How long do I have to stay?
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Welp I’m here at the com Xmas party. How long do I have to stay?
I bet y'all forgot that today is #RedFriday. Well now ya have to go home and change your shirt. #ChiefsKingdom
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I bet y'all forgot that today is #RedFriday. Well now ya have to go home and change your shirt. #ChiefsKingdom
Ya know for an introvert I sure have a lot of shit going on.
Company Christmas party
Chiefs game
Neighborhood board meeting
I’m already tired about it.
Company Christmas party
Chiefs game
Neighborhood board meeting
I’m already tired about it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ya know for an introvert I sure have a lot of shit going on.
Company Christmas party
Chiefs game
Neighborhood board meeting
I’m already tired about it.
Company Christmas party
Chiefs game
Neighborhood board meeting
I’m already tired about it.
My company Xmas party is tomorrow night. It’s in southern JOCO, starts at 4:30, it’s 40-45 min drive here. So I guess tomorrow is a half day!
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My company Xmas party is tomorrow night. It’s in southern JOCO, starts at 4:30, it’s 40-45 min drive here. So I guess tomorrow is a half day!
1 pm meetings are stupid. That’s my nap time.
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
1 pm meetings are stupid. That’s my nap time.
Cold weather cheat codes:
Put your clothes in the dryer for 5 min then get dressed.
Tie your shoe laces on a big knot so they hang from your dryer door. Run dryer for 5 min.
Put your clothes in the dryer for 5 min then get dressed.
Tie your shoe laces on a big knot so they hang from your dryer door. Run dryer for 5 min.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Cold weather cheat codes:
Put your clothes in the dryer for 5 min then get dressed.
Tie your shoe laces on a big knot so they hang from your dryer door. Run dryer for 5 min.
Put your clothes in the dryer for 5 min then get dressed.
Tie your shoe laces on a big knot so they hang from your dryer door. Run dryer for 5 min.
This must be said in your best Optimist Prime voice.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This must be said in your best Optimist Prime voice.
Not to self: when wearing heavy snow boots to work, ALWAYS bring a pair of tennis shoes to change into.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not to self: when wearing heavy snow boots to work, ALWAYS bring a pair of tennis shoes to change into.
Can’t believe I’m at the office this early. But! We get breakfast before the meetings start.
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Can’t believe I’m at the office this early. But! We get breakfast before the meetings start.
Are free throws expensive in this town? I’d like to buy a few.
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Are free throws expensive in this town? I’d like to buy a few.
So what you’re telling me is that I should start watching the KU game and have some ice cream?
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
So what you’re telling me is that I should start watching the KU game and have some ice cream?
<—-New month new sexy profile pic
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
<—-New month new sexy profile pic
If you get a snow day, as an adult, you are required by law to take at least one run down your local sledding hill.
#Thisistheway
#Thisistheway
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you get a snow day, as an adult, you are required by law to take at least one run down your local sledding hill.
#Thisistheway
#Thisistheway
Just remembered the CEO of the company is coming in town Wednesday to hold an All Hands meeting in the morning.
I’m planning on fighting him.
I’m planning on fighting him.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just remembered the CEO of the company is coming in town Wednesday to hold an All Hands meeting in the morning.
I’m planning on fighting him.
I’m planning on fighting him.
If your car has been outside all day, now is a good time to clean ALL the snow off of it. Don’t wait until the morning or you’re going to hate yourself.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If your car has been outside all day, now is a good time to clean ALL the snow off of it. Don’t wait until the morning or you’re going to hate yourself.
Roads are bad. Mmmmkay
a cartoon character from south park sits at a desk with a computer
ALT: a cartoon character from south park sits at a desk with a computer
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December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Roads are bad. Mmmmkay
Really comin’ down out there now.
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Really comin’ down out there now.
The shuttle isn’t working on the Spotify web site. So I’m stuck on Phil Collins for the time being.
Again not complaining.
Y’all could use some Phil Collins in your life and it shows.
Because Pils mom told him you can’t hurry love, ya just have to wait.
Again not complaining.
Y’all could use some Phil Collins in your life and it shows.
Because Pils mom told him you can’t hurry love, ya just have to wait.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The shuttle isn’t working on the Spotify web site. So I’m stuck on Phil Collins for the time being.
Again not complaining.
Y’all could use some Phil Collins in your life and it shows.
Because Pils mom told him you can’t hurry love, ya just have to wait.
Again not complaining.
Y’all could use some Phil Collins in your life and it shows.
Because Pils mom told him you can’t hurry love, ya just have to wait.
I have seen WAY TOO MANY cars driving past my house that have snow covering the windows.
Make sure you take the time to clean off your car completely if you have to get out today.
Make sure you take the time to clean off your car completely if you have to get out today.
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I have seen WAY TOO MANY cars driving past my house that have snow covering the windows.
Make sure you take the time to clean off your car completely if you have to get out today.
Make sure you take the time to clean off your car completely if you have to get out today.
I wasn't planning on starting a Monday morning with Linkin Park but I'm not complaining.
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I wasn't planning on starting a Monday morning with Linkin Park but I'm not complaining.
BEHOLD!!
Hash browns, bacon, sausage, eggs, mozzarella cheese casserole (I left out the biscuits because I wanted too)
Hash browns, bacon, sausage, eggs, mozzarella cheese casserole (I left out the biscuits because I wanted too)
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
BEHOLD!!
Hash browns, bacon, sausage, eggs, mozzarella cheese casserole (I left out the biscuits because I wanted too)
Hash browns, bacon, sausage, eggs, mozzarella cheese casserole (I left out the biscuits because I wanted too)
It’s going to snow in KC tomorrow. So prepare yourself for skeets comparing inches of snow to inches of wieners.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It’s going to snow in KC tomorrow. So prepare yourself for skeets comparing inches of snow to inches of wieners.
I bought a pair of pants that are fleece lined. They are for construction workers. I’m not a construction worker but they were BOGO. So I got 2.
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I bought a pair of pants that are fleece lined. They are for construction workers. I’m not a construction worker but they were BOGO. So I got 2.
Casserole is in the oven!!!
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Casserole is in the oven!!!
Got the laptop set up just need to decide if I’m going to stick with Spotify or move to something else?
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Got the laptop set up just need to decide if I’m going to stick with Spotify or move to something else?