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𝘈 𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭. . .
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𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. . .
Because. . .

You smell. Whenever you visit my castle it reeks the place up.
oh !

well , not to toot my own horn but i am pretty kind ! . . . wait ! why don’t you want to interact with me ? :[
I grow in strength everyday. Soon, this world will be taken over by me in no time.

I’ll be the one to lead us to victory.
I-I don’t know actually, I never thought about this before…

Give me… Vanilla cake with chocolate icing.
of course i remembered ! what kind of friend would i be if i forgot your birthday ? !

i'll get that for you right away , veigar ! ! . . . er , what flavor do you want ? ( ^ ^ )
Y-You remembered?

I mean— ahem that’s RIGHT and I demand a cake.
And you need a shower! So damn dirty!

(They were in the dirt for a while after all, both of them.)

Tch…
i’m hugging you , veigar ! you looked like you needed it !

[ despite his gut being insulted , he kept his gentle embrace around the other yordle . ]
Indeed I am gonna be the—

[Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.]

What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me!

[Hey he isn’t struggling!]
Indeed I am gonna be the—

[Being hugged, blinking a few times before staring at Teemo.]

What are you doing? Get that fat gut away from me!

[Hey he isn’t struggling!]
future ruler . . . ?
. . . well , this future ruler is also my good friend , veigar !

[ after giving him a tiny stare . . . teemo pulled veigar into an embrace ! hugging him , though not to tightly ! ]
I said forget it!

[Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.]

I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.
I said forget it!

[Coughing into his hand to keep himself calm and collected for the time being.]

I appreciate your concern for the future ruler of this land, Teemo.
hm ? is . . . something the matter , veigar ?

[ frown . trying to turn over to where veigar was facing to catch his attention once more ! concern ! ]
I meant when we were— ugh, I can’t say it.

[Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.]

Hmph, forget it.
I meant when we were— ugh, I can’t say it.

[Too much embarrassment. Rubbing the side of his head quickly before turning away from Teemo.]

Hmph, forget it.
well , there weren't any hazards at my house . . . i keep it awfully guarded , especially if i have friends visiting ! like yourself !

[ he . . . took that literally ! ]

i want to keep my best friends safe and sound ! ( ^ _ ^ )
[Being around Teemo gives Veigar a headache.]

I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house.

[Shoving the flower into his pocket.]

You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢
[Being around Teemo gives Veigar a headache.]

I can’t believe I somehow survived that night with you in your house.

[Shoving the flower into his pocket.]

You’re NOT welcome for the comparison. 💢
rancid ? i'd say it smells nice ! it's so fragrant and nice . . . i'm happy you compare my scent to a flower ! that's awfully kind of you , veigar !

[ he's just too kind for his own good . he emits such an aura . . . a kind aura . . . ]
[Groaning as he sniffs the flower. Veigar is losing years off his life by just doing this simple task.]

. . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you.

[The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]
[Groaning as he sniffs the flower. Veigar is losing years off his life by just doing this simple task.]

. . .Thanks I hate it. It smells rancid just like you.

[The flower smells good so that’s… a compliment? An insult? Who knows.]
it doesn't have any magical factors from what i'm aware of . . . but it sure does smell good ! you should sniff it ! it smells good !

[ oh , he's so proud ! he's so happy that veigar hasn't burnt it ! it was such a beautiful flower . . . it'd break his heart to see it be burnt ! ]
. . .Sighs your the most idiotic yordle I’ve ever met.

[He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!]

Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.
. . .Sighs your the most idiotic yordle I’ve ever met.

[He’ll take the flower. Holding it while staring at it… Veigar isn’t burning it!]

Hm, perhaps I’ll use this as an experiment instead. I can use this for a potion maybe.
. . . i get it now ! you want the flower because it's so pretty ! so you're threatening me so i can give it to you ! i got it now !

here you go !

[ that's not -- that . . . is he stupid ? is he fucking stupid ? ? ? ]
Too good of a listener maybe. My threat to you still remains, however.
Ignore us this is a matter of—

A-Are you eating while watching us like some kind of show?!
Too good of a listener maybe. My threat to you still remains, however.
bruh . you totally did . you absolutely just said it was beautiful ! i'm a really good listener , you know !
There’s more flowers out there to pick!
. . .I didn’t say that. If you tell me I did I’m going to burn not only this flower but your butt. 💢