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Hungry Cryptid

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 3h

Well this is really bad.
My apple pencil is missing.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 13h

YOU should make me fatter c:

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 14h

Think being this fat would fix me.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 14h

Think being this fat would fix me.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 2d

HEYYYYY

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 2d

Hmmmmmmm...curious...

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 3d

this fucking randomizer is mocking me
QUADRAXIS IS DEAD, HOURS LATER, NO MISSILES

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 5d

Recently been getting really into Metroid Prime randomizers and I actually managed to finish my first one! It was a moderate difficulty preset for Prime 1 and I got it done in 3 hours, lots of fun.
I'm curious if anyone would be interested in a multiworld at some point...

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 6d

By the way, if I already owe you something, I'm working today and should have the smaller things (such as yappers) done by today.

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, lovely. Had $100 stripped from me because I forgot to turn in keys when we were moving out from my apartment.
Technically it meant I was "still living there" and they charged for the whole day.
Soooooooooo anyone wanna buy some stickers from me? Example pack below. It'd be $25 a sticker.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 6d

EEP

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 6d

yeah you really should

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 6d

I love silly villain characters so much

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 8d

Psssst

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 8d

Gonna be real.
Buy the corporate furry merch if you really want to. I'm sure we all do a little of that all the time anyway.
But do please strongly consider seeking a store run by actual furry artists. You'd support people that really need it, not people in suits.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 8d

That and then some, probably.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 9d

ARE THEY THE FRIENDLY KIND AT LEAST

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 12d

Oh theyre really handsome oh no

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 12d

it's my cat's birthday, say happy birthday to Bit

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 13d

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 14d

Be aware he'll eat'cha afterwards.
Break ya down into some smooth belly fat once you're cream-filled.

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 14d

In the mood to have Tenebris FUCK someone.

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Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 16d

Whoops, fixed.

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 16d

Hmmmmmm this could be arranged.

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · 16d

I'm at least $50 short on rent so PLEASE PLEASE take a couple if you can!!

Hungry Cryptid @darkascension.bsky.social · Jul 28

HEY friends so I'm in a BAD SPOT and need money fast to make rent this month, so I'm selling YAPPERS!

Come and get 'em, $25 each! You'll receive an animated 32x32 sprite that's perfect for Discord, with alternate scaling as requested! So DM me if you're interested!

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