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SamuelBucket

SamuelBucket

@danwoody.bsky.social

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I was quite old when I realised I am not that smart which is a good indication of exactly how smart I am not

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SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 1m

Burn those gloves

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 4h

Were the gorgeous Detectorists covers yours as well? I have a set on my wall and might need to add these

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 4h

Strongly disagree. We have become a country broken into baked fragments. Bagel enclaves, naan districts and focaccia ghettoes. I want to raise the legitimate concerns of the silent sliced white majority

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 6h

Commuted in to London yesterday with my smartphone in hand, expensive laptop in my bag and a full wallet in my back pocket. Not only was I not relieved of my valuables by rapacious villains I also did not think I was going to be for one single second

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 19h

Last time I saw a bottle with contents like that it was sailing out of an HGV window on the M20

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 21h

The hotdog....the hotdog

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 3d

Tough shit Sarko, Lilian Thuram sends his regards

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 3d

If they had a minute's silence for every Bosniak they murdered we'd never hear another peep out of the fuckers

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 3d

Finding joy in other people's joy is a noble thing even if those of us in the misanthrope community suspect you're just doing it to make us feel bad

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 3d

It's a slightly odd experience for a Brit having a sleepless night.

Looking forward to you baseball people scratching your heads when the Ashes starts.

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 3d

I haven't seen Edge of Darkness since catching bits of it round the living room door in the 80s.

Are you telling me I missed out on Bob Peck pegging himself?

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 3d

Be sure to handle some ageing raw chicken before you pop their Winterval card in its envelope

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 4d

Brexit and Boris Johnson are strong evidence a lot of my compatriots can't be relied on to pull their pants down before using the toilet so the odds of us getting a dud are worryingly short. So what though? With Chuckles in post and Thick Willie in the wings we have absolutely nothing to lose

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 4d

Love that neep. I learned about Stingy Jack this year and he is Halloween for me now

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 4d

When people wheel out "So you want President Blair do you?" in defence of the Windsors I think about Michael Higgins

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 4d

Staggered she agreed to speak to the Guardian again after the "she's up there with JK Rowling!" fuckwit wasted her time

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 4d

And, as has been pointed out repeatedly by people smarter than me, those who absolutely shit their pants with rage about a bit of orange dust on a snooker table are completely indifferent to a super-charged hurricane demolishing Jamaica

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 5d

"I'm not racist but we've got enough problems at home to deal with before we send money abroad.

"Now, let's take proper cars off disabled people and given them lethal tricycles instead"

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 9d

I don't know that "Of course he's a sex offender, they're all sex-offenders" is a huge boost to a campaign

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 10d

Without a doubt, a genuinely nasty piece of shit.

If a genie gave me three wishes I'd ask for six hundred votes for Leanne Mohamad three times

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 10d

Pochin was profiled, very thirstily, in the Times shortly after she was elected. They argued she couldn't be dismissed as a racist because she was an ex-Tory who had held a job. I didn't think either of those things precluded a person from having awful views. Turns out I'm brighter than the Times

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 10d

Apartheid nepo-baby's AI panders to white, male insecurity.

Anything you ask it will generate a version of "Elon Musk has a full head of hair and a big penis" which is why most people don't bother I guess

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 11d

I believe Chuckles spelt his surname C U C K

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 12d

The substance of the judge's verdict is immaterial; "Our boy" is innocent (sort of), the Paras were heroes (ahem) and there is absolutely no need to ask awkward questions of history. We can all look at Tony Blair and Bertie Ahern shaking hands and move on

SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 12d

Calm yourself Gaz, it certainly was not through any lack of effort from the BBC