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Heisenberg

@danofdoom.bsky.social

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Minnesotan, childless cat dad, Democratic socialist, vegetarian, atheist, USCG retiree. Pro cannabis. Looking forward to the next four years of saying "we told you so." Not. I *am* the danger.

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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 15d

Hell yes. You even deserve extra pineapple on it.

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · 15d

#PamBondi should be disbarred immediately.

Fuck this episode of The Twilight Zone that we're living in, it sucks.

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 6

Tomi Lahren struggling to regain attention.

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 5

Vehicles made in America? Bwahahahaha.

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 5

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 4

Oh yes, they call him The Streak
Look at that, look at that...

Wait, what're we streaking?

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 4

Would someone please drive a stake through Laura Loomer's atrophied vestigial heart, please?

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 3

Backwards and away was the right move. lol

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 3

The good is oft interred with their bones.

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 3

You go, girl!

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 3

"Annoying" is my middle name!

#Bye

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 3

If they hadn't done
What I told them not to do
They'd still be alive.

Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen)

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 3

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From the wildlife_videos community on Reddit: Labrador meets a whale shark in the ocean

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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 3

But but but... Whale Sharks are friggin' gorgeous!

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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jul 2

Dang. So no dinosaurs?

#TheValleyOfGwangi

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 30

Too late! I've been dead inside for several years.

jon rosenburger @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · Jun 29

Welcome to Bluesky! Before we begin, you may want to familiarize yourself with the concept of jokes. Don't fall for them! Jokesters abound on Bluesky and they all want to murder you in your sleep

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 30

People, #TheLifeOfChuck is the best movie you can see this year.

It's a crime that it's showing on so few screens.

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 26

It's what plants crave!

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 25

Bridge? You're not suggesting we spit-roast Holly, are you?

an older man in a striped shirt is holding a cup of coffee .

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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 24

No one would EVER sub-Tweet about you, ho.

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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 21

I can out-lazy your lazy with both hands tied behind my back.

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Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 20

Have you said thank you even once?

#Cunt

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 19

There's nothing to think about, the answer is FUCK NO!

Heisenberg @danofdoom.bsky.social · Jun 16

With Google Maps. Duh.

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How do migrating birds know where they're going?

To navigate the skies, birds rely on a complex sensory tool kit.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · Jun 16

I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."

That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.

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