Danny Gallagher
@dannygallagher.bsky.social
Writer for @mst3k Halloween show and @MockyShow; watch us riff on Twitch every Wednesday at 8 pm central at http://bit.ly/mockyhorror
Not only does Trump not know how health insurance works, he still thinks taking it away without an alternative plan will make him more endearing in his endless quest for adoration.
Can someone just give this dumb sack of air a hug so I can keep my insurance?
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Can someone just give this dumb sack of air a hug so I can keep my insurance?
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Trump Drops Plan To 'Terminate' Obamacare In Saturday Rant
Trump dropped a new plan to "terminate" Obamacare in a Saturday morning Truth Social rant in which he appeared to support a form of the subsidies.
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November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not only does Trump not know how health insurance works, he still thinks taking it away without an alternative plan will make him more endearing in his endless quest for adoration.
Can someone just give this dumb sack of air a hug so I can keep my insurance?
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Can someone just give this dumb sack of air a hug so I can keep my insurance?
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Mark my words: Trump is going to pardon Skeletor.
Oh sure, his staff will beg and plead with him not to do because he's not a real character. Then again, they probably won't because letting him do whatever he wants is less tiring and won't give him a headache.
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Oh sure, his staff will beg and plead with him not to do because he's not a real character. Then again, they probably won't because letting him do whatever he wants is less tiring and won't give him a headache.
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Trump Gives Surprise Pardon To Baseball's Darryl Strawberry
The White House confirmed on Friday that President Donald Trump pardoned New York baseball legend Darryl Strawberry who pleaded guilty to tax evasion in 1995.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Mark my words: Trump is going to pardon Skeletor.
Oh sure, his staff will beg and plead with him not to do because he's not a real character. Then again, they probably won't because letting him do whatever he wants is less tiring and won't give him a headache.
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Oh sure, his staff will beg and plead with him not to do because he's not a real character. Then again, they probably won't because letting him do whatever he wants is less tiring and won't give him a headache.
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A lot of people are saying Trump appeared uncaring and callous when a man collapsed right in front of him earlier today. I disagree.
Trump isn’t being indifferent. He’s just trying REALLY hard not to go the guy’s wallet while he’s down.
Trump isn’t being indifferent. He’s just trying REALLY hard not to go the guy’s wallet while he’s down.
Trump springs into action as a man collapses in the Oval Office.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A lot of people are saying Trump appeared uncaring and callous when a man collapsed right in front of him earlier today. I disagree.
Trump isn’t being indifferent. He’s just trying REALLY hard not to go the guy’s wallet while he’s down.
Trump isn’t being indifferent. He’s just trying REALLY hard not to go the guy’s wallet while he’s down.
My taxes are a mess right now (don’t even wanna go into it).
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My taxes are a mess right now (don’t even wanna go into it).
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
I just realized it’s been 10 years since I did one of my most favorite stories.
And just I don’t sound like a pig, it’s my one of my favorites because I was a huge sociophobe l. So doing something like this is the emotional equivalent of Jackass’s Cup Test.
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And just I don’t sound like a pig, it’s my one of my favorites because I was a huge sociophobe l. So doing something like this is the emotional equivalent of Jackass’s Cup Test.
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I Asked Out 18 Porn Stars at Exxxotica (Yes, I Really Did and Two Were Dudes)
It doesn't matter how old you get or how many women a guy has asked out on a date. Asking a woman to go out with you never gets easier. If it is easy, then that guy is a psychopath who isn't in touch ...
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November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I just realized it’s been 10 years since I did one of my most favorite stories.
And just I don’t sound like a pig, it’s my one of my favorites because I was a huge sociophobe l. So doing something like this is the emotional equivalent of Jackass’s Cup Test.
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And just I don’t sound like a pig, it’s my one of my favorites because I was a huge sociophobe l. So doing something like this is the emotional equivalent of Jackass’s Cup Test.
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Came down with a case of the whocaresits today, which is a milder form of the ****its.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Came down with a case of the whocaresits today, which is a milder form of the ****its.
I’m thinking of letting my hair grow out a little more to just under or about this length. It’s tough having bipolar hair.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m thinking of letting my hair grow out a little more to just under or about this length. It’s tough having bipolar hair.
When you know the right answer but there aren’t enough letter in the crossword for some reason
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When you know the right answer but there aren’t enough letter in the crossword for some reason
3 thoughts on Donald Trump's Great Gatsby party:
1 - You can't really blame him. He's not a big reader/
2 - Even if he was, he'd read it backwards to make Gatsby's secret OK not to learn.
3 - Trump is a selfish, thoughtless prig. No joke. It just needs repeating.
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1 - You can't really blame him. He's not a big reader/
2 - Even if he was, he'd read it backwards to make Gatsby's secret OK not to learn.
3 - Trump is a selfish, thoughtless prig. No joke. It just needs repeating.
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Trump Throws Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Bash Amid Looming Food Assistance Crisis
President Donald Trump held a Great Gatsby-themed Halloween party at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Friday, just a few hours before funding for federal food assistance for millions of low-income Americans w...
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November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
3 thoughts on Donald Trump's Great Gatsby party:
1 - You can't really blame him. He's not a big reader/
2 - Even if he was, he'd read it backwards to make Gatsby's secret OK not to learn.
3 - Trump is a selfish, thoughtless prig. No joke. It just needs repeating.
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
1 - You can't really blame him. He's not a big reader/
2 - Even if he was, he'd read it backwards to make Gatsby's secret OK not to learn.
3 - Trump is a selfish, thoughtless prig. No joke. It just needs repeating.
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My friend and stuntman Danny Louisiana wanted to wish everyone a #Happyhalloween. He wanted to do it himself but, well, you’ll see why.
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My friend and stuntman Danny Louisiana wanted to wish everyone a #Happyhalloween. He wanted to do it himself but, well, you’ll see why.
What did I go as for Halloween at work, you ask? A famous writer who got four hours of sleep, no shower and still owes @ShadowboxLive at least three more sketches. Yeah, yeah, happy Hallowen.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What did I go as for Halloween at work, you ask? A famous writer who got four hours of sleep, no shower and still owes @ShadowboxLive at least three more sketches. Yeah, yeah, happy Hallowen.
Happy halloween from the boys and me! Be safe out there tonight (unlikes the boys and me).
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Happy halloween from the boys and me! Be safe out there tonight (unlikes the boys and me).
I'm really pissed at whoever in the White House taught Donald Trump how to spell "nuclear." Now he's gonna be using it like it's the secret word in Pee Wee's Playhouse.
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm really pissed at whoever in the White House taught Donald Trump how to spell "nuclear." Now he's gonna be using it like it's the secret word in Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Even more @fortworthweekly awesomeness (kind of): The threats made against by Jimmy Kimmel by the FCC's head mouthpiece aren't just an overreach of people. They are the first step of a disturbing and historic censorship trend.
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Who’s Laughing Now?
FCC chair Brendan Carr’s threat to a public but still civilian figure was chilling, and that’s a generous assessment. Disney’s response to this bluster fueled by thin skins and an overreach of power w...
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October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Even more @fortworthweekly awesomeness (kind of): The threats made against by Jimmy Kimmel by the FCC's head mouthpiece aren't just an overreach of people. They are the first step of a disturbing and historic censorship trend.
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More @fortworthweekly awesomeness: The North Texas Ghostbusters @the_north_texas_ghostbusters made their own GameBoy game just in time for Halloween (Kudos to my editor for using my very fanboyish headline that made me go "Squeeeeee!")
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October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
More @fortworthweekly awesomeness: The North Texas Ghostbusters @the_north_texas_ghostbusters made their own GameBoy game just in time for Halloween (Kudos to my editor for using my very fanboyish headline that made me go "Squeeeeee!")
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I'm definitely going to use this for Halloween and probably as work ambience for my home office.
youtube.com/watch?v=g3YViW3ru7Y&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wdwmagic.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE
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Haunted Mansion Soundscape | Disney Parks Music & Ambience
YouTube video by Disney Parks
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October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm definitely going to use this for Halloween and probably as work ambience for my home office.
youtube.com/watch?v=g3YViW3ru7Y&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wdwmagic.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE
youtube.com/watch?v=g3YViW3ru7Y&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wdwmagic.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE
Why would someone try to link medical debt that’s at least in the millions to people’s credit reports? No reason, just to be a jerk. That’s basically the motto on the Trump family crest. The only reason its there besides their behavior is Trump can’t really read it.
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Trump administration moves to overrule state laws protecting credit reports from medical debt
The Trump administration is moving to overrule state laws that protect consumers’ credit reports from medical debt.
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October 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Why would someone try to link medical debt that’s at least in the millions to people’s credit reports? No reason, just to be a jerk. That’s basically the motto on the Trump family crest. The only reason its there besides their behavior is Trump can’t really read it.
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apnews.com/article/medi...
Looks like Trump is treating the White House the same way he treats all of his business ventures: lying profusely about it and inevitably having to tear it down.
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White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Looks like Trump is treating the White House the same way he treats all of his business ventures: lying profusely about it and inevitably having to tear it down.
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Hey, Bari Weiss! If you don’t like leaks from your home base, don’t work in media. That’s how news gets reported. I can’t believe we have to explain this to the new head of CBS News.
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Bari Weiss Questions CBS News' 60 Minutes Staff About Bias
A blockbuster report from inside CBS reveals Bari Weiss has already rankled veterans at the network's flagship news show.
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October 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hey, Bari Weiss! If you don’t like leaks from your home base, don’t work in media. That’s how news gets reported. I can’t believe we have to explain this to the new head of CBS News.
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Karoline Leavitt actually responded to a reporter's question by saying (and I QUOTE), "Your momma."
Leavitt is just one step away from telling a reporter, "Yo mama so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number," assuming that someone can explain the bit to her.
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Leavitt is just one step away from telling a reporter, "Yo mama so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number," assuming that someone can explain the bit to her.
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‘Your Mom’: Trump White House Goes Back to Middle School With Response to Question on Putin Summit
Karoline Leavitt and Steven Cheung dove back into the middle school well to respond to a question from HuffPost on Friday.
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October 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Karoline Leavitt actually responded to a reporter's question by saying (and I QUOTE), "Your momma."
Leavitt is just one step away from telling a reporter, "Yo mama so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number," assuming that someone can explain the bit to her.
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Leavitt is just one step away from telling a reporter, "Yo mama so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number," assuming that someone can explain the bit to her.
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Trying to file your taxes during a government shutdown is impossible.
What should I expect from a guy who found a way to bankrupt a casino, a business with an income model where customers give you money and you give them NOTHING?
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What should I expect from a guy who found a way to bankrupt a casino, a business with an income model where customers give you money and you give them NOTHING?
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IRS furloughs nearly half of its workforce due to government shutdown
The IRS furloughs came on the same day that the Senate again fell short of passing a funding resolution that would end the federal government shutdown.
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October 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Trying to file your taxes during a government shutdown is impossible.
What should I expect from a guy who found a way to bankrupt a casino, a business with an income model where customers give you money and you give them NOTHING?
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/10/...
What should I expect from a guy who found a way to bankrupt a casino, a business with an income model where customers give you money and you give them NOTHING?
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/10/...
Looks like The Onion opportunity may not be dead in the water yet. Just got an email saying the rejection letter was a mistake. It's still a huge long shot but at least there's a 2 percent chanec of getting it now instead of 1 percent.
October 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Looks like The Onion opportunity may not be dead in the water yet. Just got an email saying the rejection letter was a mistake. It's still a huge long shot but at least there's a 2 percent chanec of getting it now instead of 1 percent.
Aren't you just tired of hearing this guy whine every damn day about stuff that matters to NO ONE but him? It's like we're being led by Charlie Sheen, Terrell Owens and Gene Simmons combined but still someone uglier.
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Trump hates this ‘super bad’ photo of him in Time magazine. I almost feel sympathy … almost | Emma Brockes
This is a man who once mocked the movements of a disabled reporter, so we’ll take what schadenfreude we can get, says Guardian columnist Emma Brockes
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October 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Aren't you just tired of hearing this guy whine every damn day about stuff that matters to NO ONE but him? It's like we're being led by Charlie Sheen, Terrell Owens and Gene Simmons combined but still someone uglier.
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