Danny Dyche
@dannydyche.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know. I'm interested in things. My last name rhymes with "pike".
If some creatures from Hoth had a collection of Belgian comics that they agreed would belong to the one who lived the longest, that would be a tauntaun Tintin tontine.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If some creatures from Hoth had a collection of Belgian comics that they agreed would belong to the one who lived the longest, that would be a tauntaun Tintin tontine.
I like that Catholic fast food chain, Pope Yes Chicken.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I like that Catholic fast food chain, Pope Yes Chicken.
Dan Backslide sneaks into one of Deep Space Nine's hangars. "A runabout! I'll steal it! No one will ever know!"
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Dan Backslide sneaks into one of Deep Space Nine's hangars. "A runabout! I'll steal it! No one will ever know!"
Ned Leeds, I follow.
July 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ned Leeds, I follow.
I have a very small amphibian. It's my minute newt.
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have a very small amphibian. It's my minute newt.
I think "contents" would be a better word here.
May 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I think "contents" would be a better word here.
I bought some expensive land near Des Moines. I owe a lot for that Iowa lot.
April 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I bought some expensive land near Des Moines. I owe a lot for that Iowa lot.
Arrows by any other name would be just as pointy.
April 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Arrows by any other name would be just as pointy.
I have discovered evidence of money laundering.
April 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I have discovered evidence of money laundering.
A writer who covered every topic in as much detail as possible would be Henry David Thorough.
April 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A writer who covered every topic in as much detail as possible would be Henry David Thorough.
The real Pacific Northwest is Japan.
February 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The real Pacific Northwest is Japan.
Stealing the original art of The Far Side would be Gary Larceny.
February 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Stealing the original art of The Far Side would be Gary Larceny.
One time when I was eating lunch in high school, I dropped a little mustard. The floor was waxed later that day and I could find the spot years later.
February 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
One time when I was eating lunch in high school, I dropped a little mustard. The floor was waxed later that day and I could find the spot years later.
As a child, I saw two geographically titled animated movie sequels about talking mice before I'd heard of the originals. They were An American Tail: Fievel Goes West and The Rescuers Down Under.
January 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
As a child, I saw two geographically titled animated movie sequels about talking mice before I'd heard of the originals. They were An American Tail: Fievel Goes West and The Rescuers Down Under.
They should make a cetacean legal drama called Habeas Porpoise.
January 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
They should make a cetacean legal drama called Habeas Porpoise.
"Don't cross me." --Ruby Kahn
January 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Don't cross me." --Ruby Kahn
"One of a kind" should mean the opposite of "unique".
January 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"One of a kind" should mean the opposite of "unique".
If a certain character from Community started writing articles commenting on the news, he'd be Op-Ed Nadir.
January 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If a certain character from Community started writing articles commenting on the news, he'd be Op-Ed Nadir.
Writing tip: The passive voice should be avoided.
December 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Writing tip: The passive voice should be avoided.
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves, Jolene
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves, Jolene
December 27, 2024 at 11:50 PM
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves, Jolene
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves, Jolene
A coalition led by an African feline would be a lion's alliance.
December 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
A coalition led by an African feline would be a lion's alliance.
Who washes the washmen?
December 26, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Who washes the washmen?
Robocop's full name is "Robert O. Cop."
December 22, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Robocop's full name is "Robert O. Cop."