Danni | London 21-24 October
@danniglasgow.bsky.social
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Bisexual German companion 🏳️‍🌈🇩🇪 I welcome all genders & sexualities 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Glasgow based 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://allmylinks.com/dannischmidt 🍑
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OCTOBER can’t come soon enough:

🍂 Glasgow | 1-4
🍂 Edinburgh | 7-9
🍂 London | 21-24

NOVEMBER is for cuddling under the covers:

☁️ Glasgow | 4-7
☁️ Sheffield | 18-21
☁️ Glasgow | 26-29
Reposted by Danni | London 21-24 October
If it was legal to bake cakes and legal to sell cakes but it was illegal to advertise cakes and illegal to buy cakes, do you think cake bakers will have a better or safer work-life? Do you think the people willing to commit a crime to buy a cake will be a safe customer?
Reposted by Danni | London 21-24 October
As a historian, I can certify that we are in the bad times. But bad times eventually end.
In the meantime:
• Figure out a small way to help someone
• Figure out a small way to fight back
• Figure out a small place to find joy
• Figure out a small way to grow and thrive

And do it often.
Dreaming about the food I had with my friends a few weeks ago 🤍
Anybody want to take me to dinner and a play on the 23rd? Or maybe a lil afternoon tryst on the 22nd? Breakfast on the 24th?
London availability:

Tue, 21st: FULLY BOOKED
Wed, 22nd: 1:30-4:30pm
Thu, 23rd: all day
Fri, 24th: 8am-12pm
This really sweet client used to send me lil treats every time I got my period. Deliveroo vouchers, mostly, so I could buy myself chocolate and get takeout when I’m too unwell to stand up for longer periods of time to cook/prepare food. I miss them 🥲
finally tried a tens machine last night and I have to say, I didn’t hate it

(but I still had to smoke some 🍁 to help with the pain)
London availability:

Tue, 21st: FULLY BOOKED
Wed, 22nd: 1:30-4:30pm
Thu, 23rd: all day
Fri, 24th: 8am-12pm
I’m excited for my trip to London the week after next! Booked a couple of cool things already and can’t wait to see what else the city has in store for me! My availability is limited so get in touch today if you want to meet 💋
Forever torn between wanting to explore the world and wanting to stay home with my elderly cat (we’re besties and idk how much time we’ve got left together)
I’m always so happy when a Throne notification pops up on my phone, or when there’s a surprise Amazon delivery for me!
Unfortunately I do love:

- a bandwagon
- being gifted jewellery
- Italian leather bags
- spa dates
- 5 star hotels
- Michelin star restaurants
- cuddling on the couch
- kisses in the jacuzzi
- surprise gifts from my wish list
You’ll get one more chance to see @meetchelseypeach.co.uk and me together in Glasgow this year! December 11th & 12th!
Glasgow gents, get wet with @meetchelseypeach.co.uk and me! Limited availability today and tomorrow only 💦
“Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain”. Thanks for coming out to see me during storm Amy, Mr P! That’s true dedication!
Thanks to one guy ghosting me when it was time to pay a deposit, my Edinburgh tour is cancelled. Sorry to the other two clients who were willing to put down deposits. Two hours are simply not enough to make going to Edinburgh worth my while!
Hopefully someone will treat you to them!
All three! But first and foremost the dress!
Dinner with my girls @jo-fleur.bsky.social, @meetsummerreid.bsky.social and @amadinlondon.bsky.social. Even the least photogenic dish (the mushroom risotto) was fantastic! Only surpassed by the fabulous company 🥰
A last minute cancellation now means I have a small sliver of availability today from 12-13:30. Email me with your phone number if you’re keen! 💋
the meaning of life is having dinner with a beautiful woman
Remember September (and hello October!) 🍂
Remaining Glasgow availability:

🍑 Wed, 01/10: 5-6:30pm & 8:30pm-10:30pm
🍑 Thu, 02/10: 12:30-2:30pm & 4:30pm-9pm
🍑 Fri, 03/10: 9am-7:30pm
🍑 Sat, 04/10: 10:30am-12pm
Reposted by Danni | London 21-24 October
Edinburgh gents, I am once again asking you to prebook as my tour won’t happen without sufficient funds to cover my hotel and travel. Getting in touch 1-2 days before a planned tour isn’t enough. If you’re desperate to meet me, show me! Being organised is hot!
OCTOBER can’t come soon enough:

🍂 Glasgow | 1-4
🍂 Edinburgh | 7-9
🍂 London | 21-24

NOVEMBER is for cuddling under the covers:

☁️ Glasgow | 4-7
☁️ Sheffield | 18-21
☁️ Glasgow | 26-29