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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · 2d

🍝 It’s National Pasta Day!
Get saucy in the kitchen with our Pasta Grande Silicone Kitchen Tools... where spaghetti meets silly.

🍴 Stir, strain, and serve up some laughs:
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Pasta Grande Silicone Kitchen Tools

Pasta Kitchen Tools Gift SetPasta Grande is every cook's dream when pasta is on the menu. This kit has four kitchen tools. All are shaped like various pastas. The Farfalloni Pot Grips(2) are Farfalle ...

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · 3d

In Japan, menopause is called konenki... a time of renewal and transformation. 🌸

Here’s to embracing every hot flash with humour, grace, and great socks.

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Hilarious Menopause Crew Socks | Coming Soon

Navigate menopause with humor! Our "Menopause. What The Fuck?" crew socks are perfect for keeping your toes tickled and your spirits high.

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · 5d

TA-DA! 🎉
Our brand-new website has LANDED and it’s absolutely APPEELING! 🍌
Shop funny gifts that’ll make you go bananas:
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LET THE LAUGHS BEGIN! 😂
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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · 9d

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · 11d

Happy National Taco Day!

#NationalTacoDay #Games #FunnyGifts #Thankgiving

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · 17d

National Pasta Month!

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Sep 17

100 Days 'Til Christmas!🎄

👉 Christmas Countdown

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Sep 9

Happy World Literacy Day!

#WorldLiteracyDay #Books #Reading #CoffeeMug #FunnyGifts #NoveltyMugs #UniqueGifts

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Aug 28

t’s #NationalBananaLoversDay 🍌 Peel this back: bananas = GOAT. From history to snack-ready style, here’s my a-peeling love letter. K💛

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National Banana Lovers’ Day 2025 | Funny Banana Gifts

🍌 Celebrate National Banana Lovers’ Day 2025 with Danna Bananas! Discover banana jokes, fun facts & funny banana gifts shipped across Canada & USA.

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Aug 26

People I Want To Meet: Dogs.
That’s it. That’s the post. 🧦🐾

Happy International Dog Day!

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People I Want To Meet: 1. Dogs Women's Socks

I LOVE dogs or in some people's worlds, fur children. You know you are a dog person when it's your mission to meet every tail-waggin’ little and big canine out there? Of course it's not possible, but ...

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Aug 26

Bananas are berries, strawberries aren’t… mind blown? 🤯

Celebrate Banana Lovers’ Day with jokes, trivia & gifts that split a crowd with laughter! 👉

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National Banana Lovers’ Day 2025 | Funny Banana Gifts

🍌 Celebrate National Banana Lovers’ Day 2025 with Danna Bananas! Discover banana jokes, fun facts & funny banana gifts shipped across Canada & USA.

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Aug 19

Don't worry the heat will return! 😉

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Best Pool Float for Last-Minute Summer Fun | Danna Bananas

Summer’s not over yet! This giant swan pool float is your ticket to maximum relaxation (and envy-free backyard fun).

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Aug 19

I miss him and his energy on CTV! :)

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Aug 15

Minden Pride:

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Minden Pride 2025 – Celebrate Love & Diversity in the Haliburton Highlands

Join Minden Pride 2025 for a week of events, music, and community in the Haliburton Highlands. Celebrate love, diversity, and inclusion with this unforgettable festival.

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Aug 13

Greatest Hits Vinyl Record Socks

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Spin in Style with Vinyl Record Socks!

Rock your feet with our cozy Greatest Hits Vinyl Socks! Perfect blend for music lovers & retro flair. One size fits most! 🎵🧦✨

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jul 22

Happy NationalHammockDay! 🌴✨

Hot take: A hammock + our Fkboy Stress Toy = the only relationship you need this summer. 😌

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National Hammock Day 2025: Relax with Danna Bananas' Stress Toy

Celebrate National Hammock Day with Danna Bananas' ultimate stress toy—your one-and-only squeeze companion for chill vibes under the sun.

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jul 21

🦈 It’s Shark Week… and Jaws turned 50.
Cue the dun dun... dun dun...
We’re celebrating the fin that started it all!

👀 Read the blog before you need a bigger boat:

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Jaws Turns 50: Still the Movie That Bites Back!

Jaws! 🦈 🎵 Jaws at 50: Da-na... na-na... BANANA! 🍌🦈 It's Shark Week! Fifty years ago, on June 20, 1975 this movie scared the crap out of me... and honestly, it still does. Well, not exactly. If memory ...

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jul 18

☀️ Summer’s not complete until pigs fly… or you float on one. 🐷
From giant unicorns to hilarious pool toys, Danna Bananas has Canada’s funniest floats.

Quirky gifts. Serious fun.
Ships across Canada & the USA
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Tag your splash crew 💦

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jul 16

🌙✨ Movie Nights Just Got Magical!

Turn your backyard into a starlit cinema 🎥✨

Ditch crowded theaters. The @DannaBananas Smartphone Projector 2.0 turns summer nights into ~aesthetic~ movie magic.

Popcorn mandatory. Fireflies optional.

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Backyard Movie Night with Smartphone Projector 2.0 | Danna Bananas

Transform your backyard into an outdoor theater! Discover how Danna Bananas' Smartphone Projector 2.0 - the perfect unique gift for movie lovers - creates cinema magic under the stars. 🎥✨

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · Jul 13

Note to self: Avoid low hanging branches.

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jul 14

Your summer isn’t truly fun until pigs fly. 🐷💦
This 5-foot float is so ridiculous it turns any backyard into a viral pool party.
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Tag the friend who swore they didn’t need another float.
(They do.)

Giant Flying Pig Pool Float – Funny Inflatable Summer Toy

This giant flying pig pool float is hilariously fun! The perfect funny summer toy for pool parties, gag gifts, and backyard laughs. Ships across Canada & the USA.

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jul 10

☀️ Beat the heat with our funniest pool floats and summer toys!
From flying pigs to splashy unicorns, we ship across Canada & the U.S.
🐷🦄💦

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#FunnyGifts #SummerToys #PoolFloaties #Canada #USA #ShopSmall #DannaBananas

Funny Pool Floats & Summer Toys Canada & USA | Danna Bananas

Shop hilarious pool floats and summer toys at Danna Bananas! Based in Toronto, we ship across Canada and the U.S. for splashy fun all season long.

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jul 7

✏️ Too soon to talk Back-to-School? Maybe.
Too soon for Funny Back-to-School Gifts? Never. 😄
Teachers and educators deserve more than apples...
Give 'em a laugh:

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Funny Back-to-School Gifts for Educators & Teachers | Danna Bananas

From socks to goat yoga, discover funny back-to-school gifts Canadian educators and teachers actually want... only at Danna Bananas!

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jun 24

Canada Day in Toronto = Fireworks, festivals, boat parties & FUN!
We rounded up the best ways to spend July 1 in the 6ix 🍁
Need a funny gift for your host? We’ve got you 🍌

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#CanadaDay2025 #TorontoEvents #FunThingsToDo #FunnyGifts #DannaBananas

Canada Day 2025: Fun Things to Do in Toronto

Looking for fun things to do in Toronto this Canada Day? Fireworks, boat parties, concerts & more — here’s your ultimate July 1st event guide for 2025!

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Danna Bananas @dannabananas.bsky.social · Jun 21

Celebrating 50 years of Jaws the only way we know how… with caffeine & comedy.

📝 Blog:
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☕ Buy the Shark Mug here:
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#Jaws50 #Jaws50thAnniversary #SharkMug #FunnyGifts #SummerGifts #PopCultureGifts #NewOnTheBlog #Shark #DannaBananas

Jaws Turns 50: Still the Movie That Bites Back!

Jaws! 🦈 🎵 Jaws at 50: Da-na... na-na... BANANA! 🍌🦈 Fifty years ago, on June 20, 1975 this movie scared the crap out of me... and honestly, it still does. Well, not exactly. If memory serves, I saw it ...

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