Dan_hazza
@danmcg.bsky.social
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Teacher, Newcastle fan and proud dad.
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Not sure he really made a mistake today 🤷🏻

Better team won.
Welbeck fucking loves playing against us like 🤣🤣🤣
Fucking unreal that.
That's harsh.

He's consistent.

Consistently shite.
Gordon is fucking dog shit. Honestly embarrassingly poor. Should have flogged him to Liverpool when we had the chance.

Dreadful dreadful player.
He'd had a great season for Forest and his numbers were unreal but my god he's been so so shit for us.

Barely worth 5m let alone 55
Clearly you missed 6ft 3 Dan Burn miss a header against 5ft 6 Minteh that led to their goal.

He's been a 4 at best.
We are so so so bad away from home.

Elanga 💩
Gordon 💩
Burn 💩
Joelinton 💩
This sounds horrible, but at some point we are going to have to admit that Joelinton isn't actually a football player and replace him.
That goal came about because 6ft 3 Dan Burn was beaten to a header by 5 ft 6 Minteh.
Wish the club used that 🤣
Anyone wanna do that archive thing so I can read it 🤣
This is part of a real tweet on the other place 🤣🤣
Better than the original.
I know mate I was just joking. I have a fair few accounts I follow that are the same. I think it's because usage here still fluctuates.
That Wirtz dive hahahahhaha
That's a truly dreadful finish from Adeyemi
I figured it was because the pass was shit. Even more baffling if it was actually good 🤣

Also the music is abysmal.
This just isn't true.
My wife stalked me on Facebook following a job interview - she invited me for a drink to see if I was keen and didn't expect me to say yes. When I did she had to tell me she was actually busy 🤣

Without that initial Facebook stalking, I wouldn't have my wonderful wife and kids.