Dan_hazza
@danmcg.bsky.social
Teacher, Newcastle fan and proud dad.
I'm sorry but there is no fucking chance at all that's a penalty.
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm sorry but there is no fucking chance at all that's a penalty.
Burn had to do better with Romero then.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Burn had to do better with Romero then.
These are shit and we should be beating them.
Guaranteed to lose 1-0 🤣
Guaranteed to lose 1-0 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
These are shit and we should be beating them.
Guaranteed to lose 1-0 🤣
Guaranteed to lose 1-0 🤣
Murphy not even 3/10 tonight.
Poor poor poor from him.
Poor poor poor from him.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Murphy not even 3/10 tonight.
Poor poor poor from him.
Poor poor poor from him.
Please for the love of fucking god do not play Gordon through the middle
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Please for the love of fucking god do not play Gordon through the middle
Murphy's having a proper stinker, get him off.
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Murphy's having a proper stinker, get him off.
Didn't we appoint a new set piece coach? Good god. Send him packing 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Didn't we appoint a new set piece coach? Good god. Send him packing 🤣
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Proper enraged me that 🤣
Proper enraged me that 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Proper enraged me that 🤣
Proper enraged me that 🤣
Not good enough Eddie. 1 win in 11 away games. Last away win in prem was April.
If things don't improve quickly, it might be time to say goodbye.
If things don't improve quickly, it might be time to say goodbye.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not good enough Eddie. 1 win in 11 away games. Last away win in prem was April.
If things don't improve quickly, it might be time to say goodbye.
If things don't improve quickly, it might be time to say goodbye.
We are so so bad.
I had hoped we would really kick on this summer and build a really strong squad. My god I was mistaken.
Ramsey is not worth 4m let alone 40
Elanga is dreadful.
Gordon has regressed even further
Pope is total dog shit.
It's actually embarrassing and we can't blame Isak.
I had hoped we would really kick on this summer and build a really strong squad. My god I was mistaken.
Ramsey is not worth 4m let alone 40
Elanga is dreadful.
Gordon has regressed even further
Pope is total dog shit.
It's actually embarrassing and we can't blame Isak.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We are so so bad.
I had hoped we would really kick on this summer and build a really strong squad. My god I was mistaken.
Ramsey is not worth 4m let alone 40
Elanga is dreadful.
Gordon has regressed even further
Pope is total dog shit.
It's actually embarrassing and we can't blame Isak.
I had hoped we would really kick on this summer and build a really strong squad. My god I was mistaken.
Ramsey is not worth 4m let alone 40
Elanga is dreadful.
Gordon has regressed even further
Pope is total dog shit.
It's actually embarrassing and we can't blame Isak.
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD TAKE GORDON OFF AND PUT ON A GOD DAMN FUCKING STRIKER
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD TAKE GORDON OFF AND PUT ON A GOD DAMN FUCKING STRIKER
Hope that note Gordon just read called him a useless fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hope that note Gordon just read called him a useless fuck.
I'm so fucked off with how totally pathetic we have been at the start of this second half.
Can Amazon go back and film a second series because id love to know what the fuck goes on at half time because we are often so tragically shit in the second halves of games.
Can Amazon go back and film a second series because id love to know what the fuck goes on at half time because we are often so tragically shit in the second halves of games.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm so fucked off with how totally pathetic we have been at the start of this second half.
Can Amazon go back and film a second series because id love to know what the fuck goes on at half time because we are often so tragically shit in the second halves of games.
Can Amazon go back and film a second series because id love to know what the fuck goes on at half time because we are often so tragically shit in the second halves of games.
Fucking pathetic lads.
Total fucking shit.
Total fucking shit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fucking pathetic lads.
Total fucking shit.
Total fucking shit.
Nick Pope is a stupid fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nick Pope is a stupid fuck.
Gordon is pathetic these days. It's a real shame because I want to like him but he's been absolutely dire for months.
It's going to cost him a world cup spot too. Dreadful
It's going to cost him a world cup spot too. Dreadful
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Gordon is pathetic these days. It's a real shame because I want to like him but he's been absolutely dire for months.
It's going to cost him a world cup spot too. Dreadful
It's going to cost him a world cup spot too. Dreadful
Watching Willock is so so painful.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Watching Willock is so so painful.
From the other place - just a Sunderland fan laughing at Newcastle fans being attacked.
Stay classy.
Stay classy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
From the other place - just a Sunderland fan laughing at Newcastle fans being attacked.
Stay classy.
Stay classy.
Has 50 cent been shot in the throat again?
My god he sounds dreadful.
My god he sounds dreadful.
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Has 50 cent been shot in the throat again?
My god he sounds dreadful.
My god he sounds dreadful.
It's not looking great for Howe at all is it 😬
Why could everyone but him see that Burn was not doing well.
Why could everyone but him see that Burn was not doing well.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It's not looking great for Howe at all is it 😬
Why could everyone but him see that Burn was not doing well.
Why could everyone but him see that Burn was not doing well.
Oh what a shame, Gordon needs to go off.
How will we ever recover?
How will we ever recover?
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh what a shame, Gordon needs to go off.
How will we ever recover?
How will we ever recover?
This is the wildest start to man email ever.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is the wildest start to man email ever.
Thanks for being a valued Spotify Premium member. As a result we are putting your sub up 🤣
Thanks for being a valued Spotify Premium member. As a result we are putting your sub up 🤣
I'm not sure how many more of these types of performances Howe will be allowed to get away with.
We have regressed massively and ultimately, the Saudis keep talking about progress. I fear for Eddie but this is really shit.
We have regressed massively and ultimately, the Saudis keep talking about progress. I fear for Eddie but this is really shit.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm not sure how many more of these types of performances Howe will be allowed to get away with.
We have regressed massively and ultimately, the Saudis keep talking about progress. I fear for Eddie but this is really shit.
We have regressed massively and ultimately, the Saudis keep talking about progress. I fear for Eddie but this is really shit.
I'm actually really fucked off with that.
Bring the banner back out about demanding a team that tries because my fucking god that was a dog shit half arsed first half there.
Abysmal.
Bring the banner back out about demanding a team that tries because my fucking god that was a dog shit half arsed first half there.
Abysmal.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm actually really fucked off with that.
Bring the banner back out about demanding a team that tries because my fucking god that was a dog shit half arsed first half there.
Abysmal.
Bring the banner back out about demanding a team that tries because my fucking god that was a dog shit half arsed first half there.
Abysmal.