Danji
@danji.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ They/She
✨ Voted best smile by my moms friends 30+ years running
🏅 Ilana Glazer lookalike contest winner
📍 Chicago
✨ Voted best smile by my moms friends 30+ years running
🏅 Ilana Glazer lookalike contest winner
📍 Chicago
Whoever invented the phrase “friendly” reminder should d*e
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Whoever invented the phrase “friendly” reminder should d*e
Black Friday is a great time to realize how many list servs you’re on and unsubscribe from them all 😊
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Black Friday is a great time to realize how many list servs you’re on and unsubscribe from them all 😊
“Squirtle use water gun” oh I’m sure
Gays would use squirtle to douche ns
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Squirtle use water gun” oh I’m sure
Gays would use squirtle to douche ns
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gays would use squirtle to douche ns
*dissociating
If you catch me zoning out at the gym yes you did and let me be
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*dissociating
If you catch me zoning out at the gym yes you did and let me be
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you catch me zoning out at the gym yes you did and let me be
John just gave me a pat on the back I’m deceased
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
John just gave me a pat on the back I’m deceased
I wish John slept next to me every night like he’s so perfect for that
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I wish John slept next to me every night like he’s so perfect for that
REGRESSING
I told my mom I was up until 5:30 Sunday morning and she asked if I was regressing
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
REGRESSING
Asked Alexa what day it is, said “it’s Thursday right?” before she could tell me… then had to ask again
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Asked Alexa what day it is, said “it’s Thursday right?” before she could tell me… then had to ask again
Note to self: watch gala to get inspired for John’s birthday
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Note to self: watch gala to get inspired for John’s birthday
Unfollowed a trans influencer. Laverne Cox said it best- not everything is for public consumption.
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Unfollowed a trans influencer. Laverne Cox said it best- not everything is for public consumption.
I told my mom I was up until 5:30 Sunday morning and she asked if I was regressing
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I told my mom I was up until 5:30 Sunday morning and she asked if I was regressing
Three people at the gym have told me I’m 5’4” on their own volition… the Brandji is growing
October 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Three people at the gym have told me I’m 5’4” on their own volition… the Brandji is growing
You ever tap someone you already messaged and they ignored? Like fuckkk now I’m giving you double attention
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You ever tap someone you already messaged and they ignored? Like fuckkk now I’m giving you double attention
MAUA
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
MAUA
Having a job greatly getting in the way of finishing Clair Obscur…. One of these has to end
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Having a job greatly getting in the way of finishing Clair Obscur…. One of these has to end
Knowing he wears heels better than me <<<<<<<
Realizing dating a 6’4” diva means I can wear heels >>>>>>>
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Knowing he wears heels better than me <<<<<<<
Realizing dating a 6’4” diva means I can wear heels >>>>>>>
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Realizing dating a 6’4” diva means I can wear heels >>>>>>>
How often do you think the master bedroom boasts about her walk in closet
September 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
How often do you think the master bedroom boasts about her walk in closet
I’m so close to bringing oui’d back into my life I can taste it
September 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m so close to bringing oui’d back into my life I can taste it
Had to add “potty” to my muted words today
September 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Had to add “potty” to my muted words today