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danielwentzel.bsky.social
@danielwentzel.bsky.social
Writer, Actor, Table Top Geek
Check out Seat of Our Pants Players Podcast
Or read my book -- Ex-Cape From the Past.
Another fun one.
April 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My latest abomination.
April 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think there's a case to be made for bringing the passenger pigeon back from extinction.
Hunting pigeons isn't widespread anymore, so the underlying cause of their extinction is gone. So there's less chance of their immediately going extinct again.
April 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In hotel showers with pumps dispensing shampoo, conditioner, and body wash-

I feel the order of them should be standardized across the industry.
February 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Playing a boardgame which has been critically panned but has a theme you can't say no to.

Let's go.
February 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you ever wonder who has two thumbs and prefers red delicious apples...

This guy.
February 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You don’t need to have mastered a skill to be certain someone else hasn't.
February 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So much of my brain power is used remembering superhero code names AND real names.
February 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I am trying to be better about letting people enjoy things which I find uninteresting.
That said, I'm actively routing against my hometown team because I REALLY don't want to live near a city where the team is going to the Super Bowl.
January 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Well, at least it's a DRY cold.
January 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Not the kind of story I like to write, so this concept is yours if you want to write the tale:

A group of children with basically nothing in common except a peanut allergy. They were forced to eat lunches at school together and developed unlikely friendships.
January 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bob Ross makes good background noise while writing
January 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
New headcanon:
Santa makes toys for the children, but Mrs. Claus has given herself a side project of bringing young lovers together.
Thus, Christmas rom-coms
December 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Krypto is the goodest boy.
December 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
This has been a passion project of mine for 10 years as of today. Please check out the Seat of Our Pants Players Podcast wherever you get your podcasts, but here's an option if you don't have a regular source. -- www.podomatic.com/podcasts/soopp
Seat of Our Pants Players' Podcast
Audio Dramas to tickle your funny bone and touch your heart. Okay, mostly the tickling part. Life's too short to be taken seriously.
www.podomatic.com
December 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Santa Ex Machina is a weird way to end a Christmas movie.
Even weirder way to end a whole bunch
December 16, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I feel like #Whamaggedon is easier this year as the stores all seem to be playing cover bands and the songs you've only heard under the credits of a Christmas Rom-Com.
December 15, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Since the "one strike, you're out" rules of Whamageddon don't appeal to me, I've come up with an alternative. Share it and enjoy with friends.
So far I'm safe this year.
December 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
This is one of my new hobbies.
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM