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@dangercupcake.bsky.social
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Old for trees. Multifannish, queer, they/them.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/dangercupcake

(If you've been in fandom more than 15 years, you may also know me as lalejandra and/or octette.)
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cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · Aug 7
Dinner with a friend tonight who I haven't seen in years.

Her: "tell me everything about the last two years!"

Me: "I got really into BTS!!!"

Her: "wait, I thought you already did that... What are the other letters though? B...s... D...?"

Me: "you are thinking of bdsm."
dangercupcake.bsky.social
Those Falling petals in my hands by @thehoyden.bsky.social chapter 6/6!!

🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/733568...
A screenshot of a quote from chapter six: "Nobody is sucking anybody's dick after Cypher or any other song," Namjoon says sternly.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
My sister: OK, let's see the guy who keeps giving you raw chicken in your dreams.

Me: shows her the video for "Blow"

Her: "Oh, look at him. He's so.... bisexual."

😂

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCZH...
Jackson Wang - Blow (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Jackson Wang
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
I'm sleeping in the baby's bed tonight and as soon as I laid down, I turned sideways to put my legs against the wall and my sister said, oh the baby does that all the time!! 😂

Look at these Pokemon stickers. Not pictured: all the Naruto stickers to the side of the Pokemon stickers.
My legs are pale and you can see glimpses of leg and foot tattoos. My legs are propped up against an aqua wall that has a bunch of big Pokemon stickers on it. Sorry, I don't know who all they are.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
I am waiting for the kiddo to do his thing, and there's another half hour left. What I desperately want is to lie on the floor with my feet up against a wall until I regain my equilibrium, but instead I'm going to sit "properly" in a chair and eat something extremely salty. Ugh bodies.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
12 yr old: what's better, a chocolate "cwasson" or a plain one?

Me: I dunno, I guess it depends on what you like better.

12 yr old: which do YOU like better?

Me: I dunno, I guess it depends on what kind of mood I'm in.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
I am at my sister's today and tomorrow. she just turned to me and said, "You're a really good person."

"Uh... but??"

"No buts. I'm just speaking my mind."

🥰😭

("Oh... thank you... Uh... It's difficult and I work very hard at it..."

"I can tell."

😭🥰)
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
Yesssssssss:

podfic of "W2 Tells You What You Should See: Guardian 镇魂" by @ladysisyphus.bsky.social / welcometothejianghu

archiveofourown.org/works/75213401
podfic of "W2 Tells You What You Should See: Guardian 镇魂" - dangercupcake - 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
Whilst knitting I started Reloved. I mean, there's only one episode so far but I watched it. It's... Very cute. I love a second chance romance with (semi) accidental child acquisition. I do not love the creepy stalking but I'll give it a chance.

mydramalist.com/797604-reloved
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
I enjoyed the hell out of knitting the main body of Arbre, but now that I'm onto the border, I keep finding literally anything to do besides this. It's beautiful and boring as hell to knit and I can't seem to memorize the pattern, bc it's a six row repeat over 16 sts. I hate it!!!
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
podfic of "i need a witness (to see the mess i've made)" by @gloomybee.bsky.social

Stray Kids OT8 pack, pack alpha Chan, Han/Lee Know, the tags are as delicious as we've come to expect from GloomyBee. Plus this was written for "fr3akfest" XD XD

🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/74959646
screenshot that says: Summary: "This is for your own good," Chan says. "Both of you."
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
I am constantly looking for games that are like Stardew Valley and Cozy Grove, and what makes it harder is that some games seem cute but have graphics that give me vertigo (like Dreamlight Valley).

I miss Glitch the Game. I realize it's been gone for like... whatever... 15 years? But I miss it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
CHAPTER FIVE of Those Falling Petals in My Hands by @thehoyden.bsky.social 🖤

archiveofourown.org/works/733568...
The thing is, Jungkook kind of imagined that after his presentation, everything would go back to the way it used to be.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
This, y'all, this.
gloomybee.bsky.social GloomyBee (they/he) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @gloomybee.bsky.social · 7d
my contribution to Fr3akfest 2025 has been revealed!

🖤 i need a witness (to see the mess i've made)
🖤 Stray Kids
🖤 E, 2172 words, chansung, background minsung, background ot8
🖤 cucking, omegaverse, pack skz, humiliation, mild dubcon

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/74762186
After they'd stripped him naked, Chan had instructed the pack to hold him down. That's how Chan likes to run things these days. Physical violence was never his style, but that doesn't mean he doesn't discipline his pack in other ways. "This is for your own good," Chan says, "Both of you." Minho's been struggling to keep up with his omega Jisung's demanding sexual needs, and when pack alpha Chan finds out, he reluctantly decides to take matters into his own hands.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
Lunch with the 12 yr old today:
- What is a union?
- Why does our family support unions? (Verbatim: "why is our family an activist cult?")
- why do unions still exist if evening is ok now?
- what if a protest for?
- does everyone who goes to a protest get shot at?

Oof, this kid.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
i am a clown.

"this ain't love but i hope you find it" - MDZS/CQL, Jiang Yanli/Nie Mingjue, explicit.

🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/74857361
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
"unbidden, [MC] beckoned him closer."

NO.
dangercupcake.bsky.social cupcake @dangercupcake.bsky.social · 9d
I am begging writers to learn what the word "unbidden" means. Please.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
I am begging writers to learn what the word "unbidden" means. Please.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
It doesn't matter what the context is. If someone says, "next time we meet," for any reason! My brain fills in...

Something you love dies bloody.

(I cannot believe there's not a gif of this widely available, but I guess it WAS 20+ yrs ago in an unpopular season. But damn.)
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
All this ai shit and I still can't look at a train line and see what stores are along the line so I can plan my route accordingly. I don't want to ask a chat bot that's destroying the economy and environment, I want a map.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
I've been watching this group of charming guys in their early twenties "react" to BTS and get further and further into Army territory with every video, and it makes me excited all over again about all my favorite songs and even some I didn't really care about before.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
Chapter 4 of Those Falling Petals in My Hands by @thehoyden.bsky.social - I don't have favorites but if I did this would be my favorite chapter. Don't tell the other chapters.

🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/733568...
"Alpha," Jimin pleads, and Jungkook has a moment of clarity, like breaking the surface after being underwater. He's presenting. He's—he's the alpha Jimin's calling so sweetly.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
I actually am extremely sentimental but 20 actual years ago someone asked to read my writing and then couldn't think of anything to say about it other than, "it's so... unsentimental..."

And that has stuck with me (sometimes honestly, sometimes bitterly) ever since.
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
Every time I hear "Passionfruit" by Jeff Satur, which is like twice an hour or so, I think about a fic that is, like, Jiang Yanli/Nie Mingjue fucking during the Sunshot Campaign while working on "logistics" together.

(this ain't love but i hope you find it)
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
dangercupcake.bsky.social
Unexpectedly off work this morning to take my mom to the eye doctor, and that means sitting in the car with an Americano and fanfic and the commercial-free hours on lite fm, which is like almost a perfect moment in time.
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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guoldu.bsky.social
made a little ronin kakashi drawing for @dangercupcake.bsky.social as part of a prize for the discord server i co-run 😍

#naruto #guolduart
drawing of kakashi in a fighting stance with his katana swinging out behind him. he wears loose, wide, clothing, a long ponytail with choppy layers and a fabric mask
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM