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40+. Multifannish. Queer, they/them, adherent of "that is none of my business". (If you've been in fandom more than 15 years, you may also know me as lalejandra and/or octette.)
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Dinner with a friend tonight who I haven't seen in years.

Her: "tell me everything about the last two years!"

Me: "I got really into BTS!!!"

Her: "wait, I thought you already did that... What are the other letters though? B...s... D...?"

Me: "you are thinking of bdsm."
(I forgot he plays the brother)
Season 3 ep1 of Tracker

Me: this is weirdly like the beginning of a Supernatural episode

Ten seconds later: Jensen Ackles shows up

Me: confused Brazilian lady dot gif
Bodies can be so infuriating🖤
When I say I am really wrapped up in podfic right now, I mean that I have 30+ chapters/fics ready to post, and another 20+ files of chapters and fics in my to-be-edited folder.

I haven't been this prolific in any kind of creative work since. Like. 2012? It's really nice.
🖤🖤 I love them!! I've recorded your other two SHINee fics as well, but they need to be edited a bit and turned into mp3s, so stay tuned I guess!! And if you post more, I'll record them too!! They're so hot and good and fun.
I'm really curled up inside podfic lately. Today: podfic of "i know you needed something (you could sin for)" by @gloomybee.bsky.social !!

SHINee, Minho/Key

The tags don't fit here but trust me the story is sooooo good 🤩🤩

🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/72791111
During Thai study this morning, Instagram just gave me an ad for a Thai matchmaker service. "If you want Thai girlfriend, call now!"

(I learned"gangsters" -teacher's word- say fuck you as ไอ้เหี้ย, and I did one hundred percent read the hia as เฮีย and was very startled for a moment.)
When Chris Cornell said, "Blow up the outside world," perhaps he was talking about trying to record a podfic on a Saturday night in NYC with loud mufflers and motorcycles circling the block over and over. No way to know, really.
Truest of all facts, SJ not telling is so real
Nothing makes more sense than this.
A new 360k word podfic project makes me wanna revisit "love, in fire and blood" by cicer, so that's what I'm listening to tonight. I did an ok job!!

archiveofourown.org/works/36193342
Also I fundamentally don't believe in asking permission for transformative works. I just ALSO don't like any kind of confrontation, and don't want to potentially have to deal with someone whose feelings about the fandom economy are incompatible with mine. Etc etc.
Despite the fic not having any kind of permission statement and the author not having any way to get in touch, I started recording a new 360k-word MDZS podfic today.

Sometimes you just have to roll the hard six.
New podfic - SHINee! "the ground is too hot (fire on my feet)" by GloomyBee. All you need are the tags:

Public Sex
Humiliation
Verbal Humiliation
POV Kim Kibum | Key
Cock & Ball Torture
Under-negotiated Kink
Stepping
idolverse
big dick bottom Choi Minho

archiveofourown.org/works/72610631
Happy birthdayyyyyy Jimin. I have been sitting on this for months to post today because I thought that would be nice :))))

podfic of "Because That Moon Looked Lonely" by @thehoyden.bsky.social

🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/72359261
I really love being able to horrify The Youth with tales of the days of yore 😂
I LOVED the sounds and feel of the impressing thing. Too bad it was terrible in all other ways lol
Barista: sorry, our Internet is slow today.

Me: no worries

Barista: it's so annoying, sometimes I wish we didn't have the Internet for credit cards.

Me: well, it's better than impressing the card into carbon paper like we used to.

Barista: we used to WHAT
SAME SAME SAME, BABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're such a damn delight <3
"Rest Days" - the second story in the Train to Failure series by 99_9. Pol POV!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/72203276
My oldest few online friends who I am still in touch with I have been "mutuals" with for three decades. We still talk almost every day.
God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!