Dan Ewen
@danewen.bsky.social
Writer, producer, straight-edge vegan from Athens, GA. "Clean Slate" on Prime. Paramount's DEAR SANTA.
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Dan Ewen
@danewen.bsky.social
· Mar 19
When my kids ask where mommy is, I explain that she went up to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym.
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Shout out to this shout out from Them. Please watch me actin'a fool and lovin' unconditionally and whatnot on "Clean Slate".
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Shout out to this shout out from Them. Please watch me actin'a fool and lovin' unconditionally and whatnot on "Clean Slate".
Steakhouse burger with gouda at Veggie Grill El Segundo. I shall not leave my wallet here.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Steakhouse burger with gouda at Veggie Grill El Segundo. I shall not leave my wallet here.
Bittersweet to have "Clean Slate" honored on a day America drifts even further toward outright institutional hatred of trans people.
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December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Bittersweet to have "Clean Slate" honored on a day America drifts even further toward outright institutional hatred of trans people.
www.rogerebert.com/streaming/th...
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Please support the Kickstarter for my holiday-themed cosmetics line. Hoping to launch Ebenezer Rouge by next October.
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Please support the Kickstarter for my holiday-themed cosmetics line. Hoping to launch Ebenezer Rouge by next October.
The canary in the coal mine for late stage capitalism was when we let McDonald's serve 'Babe' Happy Meals.
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The canary in the coal mine for late stage capitalism was when we let McDonald's serve 'Babe' Happy Meals.
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Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
Crazy that the UK has both free health care and Paddington fucking Bear, yet still found a way to be as shitty as possible to trans people.
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Crazy that the UK has both free health care and Paddington fucking Bear, yet still found a way to be as shitty as possible to trans people.
Missing my mother. So blessed to still have her words.
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Missing my mother. So blessed to still have her words.
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So honored that "Clean Slate" has been named FIFA's Best Series of the Year!!! If y'all wanna laugh your way through a joy bomb, full of love and heart, check it out on Prime and whatnot.
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So honored that "Clean Slate" has been named FIFA's Best Series of the Year!!! If y'all wanna laugh your way through a joy bomb, full of love and heart, check it out on Prime and whatnot.
Ugh. The K-POP DEMON HUNTERS people are suing me over my FOLK ROCK GHOUL FINDERS screenplay.
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ugh. The K-POP DEMON HUNTERS people are suing me over my FOLK ROCK GHOUL FINDERS screenplay.
Honoring my mother's memory by sharing her poems. They have helped me greatly to process both her life and death.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Honoring my mother's memory by sharing her poems. They have helped me greatly to process both her life and death.
Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
Think of my mom every time you see a pawn shop, flanking a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut/KFC, across from an abandoned mall.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Think of my mom every time you see a pawn shop, flanking a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut/KFC, across from an abandoned mall.
Really needed these words my mother left behind. Thank you forever, Mamacita.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Really needed these words my mother left behind. Thank you forever, Mamacita.
So thankful to have my mom's words. Missing and celebrating her.
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So thankful to have my mom's words. Missing and celebrating her.
I am so thankful to have my mother's poems. I am admittedly biased, but I contend that her words are beyond worthy of an echo. Please feel free to share if you are so moved. Love you forever, Mamacita.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I am so thankful to have my mother's poems. I am admittedly biased, but I contend that her words are beyond worthy of an echo. Please feel free to share if you are so moved. Love you forever, Mamacita.
Gardner Cromwell Lombard. Marine 1st Division. Corporal. Against fascism.
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gardner Cromwell Lombard. Marine 1st Division. Corporal. Against fascism.
Janet Lombard Ewen. (1946-2025) Actress, wordsmith, mother, gal about town.
October 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Janet Lombard Ewen. (1946-2025) Actress, wordsmith, mother, gal about town.
My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in the candy world. Maybe you've heard of him? Nathaniel P. Skittle?
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in the candy world. Maybe you've heard of him? Nathaniel P. Skittle?
Trolling is not governance. I bet a decade ago you didn't think it was either.
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Trolling is not governance. I bet a decade ago you didn't think it was either.
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It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.
September 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.
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When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.