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Dan Ewen

@danewen.bsky.social

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Writer, producer, straight-edge vegan from Athens, GA. "Clean Slate" on Prime. Paramount's DEAR SANTA.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Mar 19

When my kids ask where mommy is, I explain that she went up to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym.

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Janet Lombard Ewen. (1946-2025) Actress, wordsmith, mother, gal about town.

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My great grandfather was a pretty big deal in the candy world. Maybe you've heard of him? Nathaniel P. Skittle?

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Oct 1

Trolling is not governance. I bet a decade ago you didn't think it was either.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · Sep 26

It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · Oct 1

When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 30

Sending love to former Bills kicker, Scott Norwood, who battled infertility with his partner, and was forced to eventually create an AI daughter, Tilly, who then found her passion in acting. Those who are belittling Tilly Norwood can go kick rocks.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 22

Revelations 16:3. And ye shall knoweth the Rapture is upon thee when Daniel Jones becometh a serviceable quarterback.

Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 21

Just eyeballing it, but the fall of America is on about 30 dads who never hugged their would-be madmen and said, "I love you."

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 18

When I was a kid I won a ribbon from the local VFW for a speech about the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty. Feels like a long, long time ago.

Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 17

Really clinging to the Marvel assertion that there are thousands of other Earths where none of this is happening, and Paul Rudd is a hilarious, charming ant or some shit.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 16

This is gonna date me, but I remember nuance.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 15

It was nice of Pink Floyd to leave room for LIGHT sarcasm in the classroom.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 6

Please support the Kickstarter for my R.E.M.-themed tent store. I hope to open Everybody Yurts by January.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Sep 1

Ugh. Still no word from the studios about my all-monkey Western. Was hoping to have Unforgibbon in production by now.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Aug 29

My Facebook feed is like, "Sure, the American experiment is over, but have a little fun with it."

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Aug 28

Been dealing with Safelite for a windshield crack and let me tell you, if they weren't already sick of customers singing "Safelite repair, Safelite replace" to them, they are now.

Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Aug 21

I instilled a fierce anti-bullying streak in my children. It has profoundly baffled them to watch the President force every sector of America to be more cruel to the marginalized. If you wanted this, fuck yourself.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Aug 21

One thing is for sure, the Los Angeles Olympics will be very festive and normal.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Aug 20

Great to wake up to this honor from @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy. If you are in need of some light, we would love for you to give us a gander over on @primevideo.bsky.social.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · Aug 20

Y'all hungry for gumbo made with hope, love and laughter? Please check out @lavernecox.bsky.social and yours truly in "Clean Slate" on @primevideo.bsky.social. Just named Prime's top show of the year so far by @usmagazine.com.web.brid.gy and whatnot.

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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · Aug 10

"Why did the nature writer send their manuscript to every publisher in the world?... They were just being Thoreau... Anyway folks, we've lost power in both engines. Please brace for a crash landing."

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · Jul 28

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you

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