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dandy0ne.bsky.social
Nick
@dandy0ne.bsky.social
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Bit of a dandy, nerd, sci-fi/fantasy reader. Might hook up with a guy someday. I'm not a serious person. Sarcasm is my love language. Body positivity account. Giver of the worlds okayest weinerings. 43 y/o idiot. You'll love me. Or not.
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Worked last night. 3 hours of sleep. Meetings at the college all day. Bowling league tonight. So sleepy.
Picked up a shift at the hospital tonight. Who wants to come and be my assistant nurse?
Definitely worse ways to spend a Saturday
Housework today and work tomorrow night. Join in the amazing fun! Lol
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-a burger you might order
-a movie that you love that might surprise others

-old fashioned
-cajun dusted ground beef and ground bacon burger, american cheese, candied bacon, bread and butter pickles, habanero jelly
-Cannonball Run
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- Cotton Candy Cosmo
- Burger w/ pepperjack cheese, grilled onions & mushrooms, and chipotle aioli
- Coco (I fucking adore that movie! 😭)
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-a movie you love that might surprise others

- Either an old fashioned or G&T
- Burger w/ avocado, bacon, & truffle aioli
- The Fault in Our Stars
I love this so much
Succulent...
I used to have 50k followers on here. I blocked all of them though because they all kept asking to see my man bits. Nobody need that kind of attention.
Looking for a woman with curves and an imperfect body who still loves to flirt with a man who's body is also imperfect.
I have a huge crush on her
Are they accepting applications? Lol
Man. This hit so hard in high school. I shed a tear or two listening to this in the car on lonely nights.

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Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Food: sauerkraut

Film: The Last Jedi

Song: Piano Man
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Food: Apple chips

Film: The Village

Song: It’s a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock n’ Roll)
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Food: Beetroot

Film: Star Trek Into Darkness

Song: Chasing Cars
Bro, she is not fr 🤣
He c​а​m​е back for s​е​c​о​n​d​s

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Hm no I don't. But I'm not a regular muffiner