dancomputerdan.bsky.social
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A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...
April 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Undefined Behavior enjoyers blown tf out:

web.ist.utl.pt/nuno.lopes/p...
Exploiting Undefined Behavior in C/C++ Programs for Optimization: A Study on the Performance Impact
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April 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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New: The Energy Department is seeking to bring back nuclear energy specialists after abruptly telling hundreds of workers that their jobs were eliminated, according to two people familiar with the matter
Dismissed Nuclear Bomb Specialists Recalled by Energy Department
The Energy Department is seeking to bring back nuclear energy specialists after abruptly telling hundreds of workers that their jobs were eliminated, according to two people familiar with the matter.
www.bloomberg.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
#embed is in C++26! Embed data files directly in your program! I’ve been doing this ad hoc for a year
Preprocessor embed is in C++26. You can go bother your vendors to put it in. The offset parameter may make it through as well, meaning it will go in fully complete and not need a second standards revision to patch the offset(3) parameter in.

It's finally, truly, over.
February 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Hey. Here are the names of the unauthorized dudes who are creeping into government computers:

The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

These are the DOGE boys.
February 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM