Dan Castle (Man Utd statto)
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Man Utd goals/assists thread
During lockdown watched all Utd goals from SAF joining to present day
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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During lockdown watched all Utd goals from SAF joining to present day
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Amorim has made 60 subs in PL this season
1 goal involvement
Assist for Heaven v Brighton
The guys a coward
Should never have been hired & it’s a disgrace he’s still in a job
1 goal involvement
Assist for Heaven v Brighton
The guys a coward
Should never have been hired & it’s a disgrace he’s still in a job
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Amorim has made 60 subs in PL this season
1 goal involvement
Assist for Heaven v Brighton
The guys a coward
Should never have been hired & it’s a disgrace he’s still in a job
1 goal involvement
Assist for Heaven v Brighton
The guys a coward
Should never have been hired & it’s a disgrace he’s still in a job
Amad, Mkhitaryan & Kagawa all started 46 games for Utd
Amad (31 subs) - 31 goals/assists
Mkhitaryan (17 subs) - 25 goals/assists
Kagawa (11 subs) - 16 goals/assists
Amad (31 subs) - 31 goals/assists
Mkhitaryan (17 subs) - 25 goals/assists
Kagawa (11 subs) - 16 goals/assists
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Amad, Mkhitaryan & Kagawa all started 46 games for Utd
Amad (31 subs) - 31 goals/assists
Mkhitaryan (17 subs) - 25 goals/assists
Kagawa (11 subs) - 16 goals/assists
Amad (31 subs) - 31 goals/assists
Mkhitaryan (17 subs) - 25 goals/assists
Kagawa (11 subs) - 16 goals/assists
Huge game for Heaven with no starts since 27th August
4 starts for Utd
3 wins, 1 draw
4 starts for Utd
3 wins, 1 draw
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Huge game for Heaven with no starts since 27th August
4 starts for Utd
3 wins, 1 draw
4 starts for Utd
3 wins, 1 draw
Re- Utd starting line up
1st start for back 3 & front 3
Record with midfield 4
Won 5, drawn 1
1st start for back 3 & front 3
Record with midfield 4
Won 5, drawn 1
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Re- Utd starting line up
1st start for back 3 & front 3
Record with midfield 4
Won 5, drawn 1
1st start for back 3 & front 3
Record with midfield 4
Won 5, drawn 1
1st XI
Made up of Utd players with most appearances since start of 09/10
De Gea
Valencia Smalling Lindelof Shaw
Carrick Bruno
Mata Rooney Rashford
Martial
Made up of Utd players with most appearances since start of 09/10
De Gea
Valencia Smalling Lindelof Shaw
Carrick Bruno
Mata Rooney Rashford
Martial
Have all been named now
De Gea
Smalling
Shaw
Carrick
Bruno
Valencia
Rashford
Rooney
Martial
De Gea
Smalling
Shaw
Carrick
Bruno
Valencia
Rashford
Rooney
Martial
Utd quiz
Shaw the 9th player to make 300 appearances for Utd since start of 09/10
Who are the other 8?
Shaw the 9th player to make 300 appearances for Utd since start of 09/10
Who are the other 8?
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
1st XI
Made up of Utd players with most appearances since start of 09/10
De Gea
Valencia Smalling Lindelof Shaw
Carrick Bruno
Mata Rooney Rashford
Martial
Made up of Utd players with most appearances since start of 09/10
De Gea
Valencia Smalling Lindelof Shaw
Carrick Bruno
Mata Rooney Rashford
Martial
Have all been named now
De Gea
Smalling
Shaw
Carrick
Bruno
Valencia
Rashford
Rooney
Martial
De Gea
Smalling
Shaw
Carrick
Bruno
Valencia
Rashford
Rooney
Martial
Utd quiz
Shaw the 9th player to make 300 appearances for Utd since start of 09/10
Who are the other 8?
Shaw the 9th player to make 300 appearances for Utd since start of 09/10
Who are the other 8?
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Have all been named now
De Gea
Smalling
Shaw
Carrick
Bruno
Valencia
Rashford
Rooney
Martial
De Gea
Smalling
Shaw
Carrick
Bruno
Valencia
Rashford
Rooney
Martial
Utd quiz
Shaw the 9th player to make 300 appearances for Utd since start of 09/10
Who are the other 8?
Shaw the 9th player to make 300 appearances for Utd since start of 09/10
Who are the other 8?
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Utd quiz
Shaw the 9th player to make 300 appearances for Utd since start of 09/10
Who are the other 8?
Shaw the 9th player to make 300 appearances for Utd since start of 09/10
Who are the other 8?
Mount 6 starts this season
Won 4, drawn 1, lost 1
The 8 he didn’t start
Won 2, drawn 3, lost 3
Won 4, drawn 1, lost 1
The 8 he didn’t start
Won 2, drawn 3, lost 3
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mount 6 starts this season
Won 4, drawn 1, lost 1
The 8 he didn’t start
Won 2, drawn 3, lost 3
Won 4, drawn 1, lost 1
The 8 he didn’t start
Won 2, drawn 3, lost 3
Highest assists per game for Utd since 86/87
*Minimum 40 assists & each sub appearance counted as 1/3rd of a game*
*Minimum 40 assists & each sub appearance counted as 1/3rd of a game*
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Highest assists per game for Utd since 86/87
*Minimum 40 assists & each sub appearance counted as 1/3rd of a game*
*Minimum 40 assists & each sub appearance counted as 1/3rd of a game*
Correct
The magnificent 7
The magnificent 7
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Correct
The magnificent 7
The magnificent 7
Utd quiz
Bruno 7th Utd player since 86/87 to reach 200 goals/assists
Who are the other 6?
Bruno 7th Utd player since 86/87 to reach 200 goals/assists
Who are the other 6?
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Utd quiz
Bruno 7th Utd player since 86/87 to reach 200 goals/assists
Who are the other 6?
Bruno 7th Utd player since 86/87 to reach 200 goals/assists
Who are the other 6?
Dorgu 8 starts this season
Won 1, drawn 3, lost 4 (1 of draws was v Grimsby when lost on pens)
The 6 he didn’t start
Won 5, drawn 1
Won 1, drawn 3, lost 4 (1 of draws was v Grimsby when lost on pens)
The 6 he didn’t start
Won 5, drawn 1
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Dorgu 8 starts this season
Won 1, drawn 3, lost 4 (1 of draws was v Grimsby when lost on pens)
The 6 he didn’t start
Won 5, drawn 1
Won 1, drawn 3, lost 4 (1 of draws was v Grimsby when lost on pens)
The 6 he didn’t start
Won 5, drawn 1
Now 17 pts out of 21 for Amad/Mbeumo right hand side
If they hadn’t been broken up for Spurs A & Everton H then table could well be looking more promising
If they hadn’t been broken up for Spurs A & Everton H then table could well be looking more promising
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Now 17 pts out of 21 for Amad/Mbeumo right hand side
If they hadn’t been broken up for Spurs A & Everton H then table could well be looking more promising
If they hadn’t been broken up for Spurs A & Everton H then table could well be looking more promising
Bruno now joined Rooney & Giggs as the only 3 Utd players since 86/87 to have both 100+ goals & 100+ assists
*Higher than official stats, as they don’t include deflected passes, when fouled for penalty converted by another player etc*
*Higher than official stats, as they don’t include deflected passes, when fouled for penalty converted by another player etc*
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bruno now joined Rooney & Giggs as the only 3 Utd players since 86/87 to have both 100+ goals & 100+ assists
*Higher than official stats, as they don’t include deflected passes, when fouled for penalty converted by another player etc*
*Higher than official stats, as they don’t include deflected passes, when fouled for penalty converted by another player etc*
- Much needed 3 pts !!!
- Draw would’ve been dropped pts in midday kickoff v Palace who played away in Europe Thursday night
- Goals hopefully will help Zirkzee & Mount’s confidence
- Shaw MOTM
- Bruno 3rd Utd player since 86/87 to reach both 100 goals & 100 assists *
- Draw would’ve been dropped pts in midday kickoff v Palace who played away in Europe Thursday night
- Goals hopefully will help Zirkzee & Mount’s confidence
- Shaw MOTM
- Bruno 3rd Utd player since 86/87 to reach both 100 goals & 100 assists *
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
- Much needed 3 pts !!!
- Draw would’ve been dropped pts in midday kickoff v Palace who played away in Europe Thursday night
- Goals hopefully will help Zirkzee & Mount’s confidence
- Shaw MOTM
- Bruno 3rd Utd player since 86/87 to reach both 100 goals & 100 assists *
- Draw would’ve been dropped pts in midday kickoff v Palace who played away in Europe Thursday night
- Goals hopefully will help Zirkzee & Mount’s confidence
- Shaw MOTM
- Bruno 3rd Utd player since 86/87 to reach both 100 goals & 100 assists *
Record with most used wing back combinations in PL
Amad/Dalot - 2.13 pts per game
Won 5, drawn 2, lost 1
Mazraoui/Dalot - 1.22 pts per game
Won 3, drawn 2, lost 4
Mazraoui/Dorgu - 1.14 pts per game
Won 2, drawn 2, lost 3
Dalot/Dorgu - 0.71 pts per game
Won 1, Drawn 2, lost 4
Amad/Dalot - 2.13 pts per game
Won 5, drawn 2, lost 1
Mazraoui/Dalot - 1.22 pts per game
Won 3, drawn 2, lost 4
Mazraoui/Dorgu - 1.14 pts per game
Won 2, drawn 2, lost 3
Dalot/Dorgu - 0.71 pts per game
Won 1, Drawn 2, lost 4
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Record with most used wing back combinations in PL
Amad/Dalot - 2.13 pts per game
Won 5, drawn 2, lost 1
Mazraoui/Dalot - 1.22 pts per game
Won 3, drawn 2, lost 4
Mazraoui/Dorgu - 1.14 pts per game
Won 2, drawn 2, lost 3
Dalot/Dorgu - 0.71 pts per game
Won 1, Drawn 2, lost 4
Amad/Dalot - 2.13 pts per game
Won 5, drawn 2, lost 1
Mazraoui/Dalot - 1.22 pts per game
Won 3, drawn 2, lost 4
Mazraoui/Dorgu - 1.14 pts per game
Won 2, drawn 2, lost 3
Dalot/Dorgu - 0.71 pts per game
Won 1, Drawn 2, lost 4
Utd record v Palace since 08/09
Won 15, drawn 6, lost 6
Most goals
Mata 8 starts (4 subs), 4 goals
Most assists
Young 6 starts (3 subs), 1 goal / 3 assists
Pogba 8 starts (1 sub), 2 goals / 3 assists
Rashford 11 starts (5 subs), 2 goals / 3 assists
Won 15, drawn 6, lost 6
Most goals
Mata 8 starts (4 subs), 4 goals
Most assists
Young 6 starts (3 subs), 1 goal / 3 assists
Pogba 8 starts (1 sub), 2 goals / 3 assists
Rashford 11 starts (5 subs), 2 goals / 3 assists
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Utd record v Palace since 08/09
Won 15, drawn 6, lost 6
Most goals
Mata 8 starts (4 subs), 4 goals
Most assists
Young 6 starts (3 subs), 1 goal / 3 assists
Pogba 8 starts (1 sub), 2 goals / 3 assists
Rashford 11 starts (5 subs), 2 goals / 3 assists
Won 15, drawn 6, lost 6
Most goals
Mata 8 starts (4 subs), 4 goals
Most assists
Young 6 starts (3 subs), 1 goal / 3 assists
Pogba 8 starts (1 sub), 2 goals / 3 assists
Rashford 11 starts (5 subs), 2 goals / 3 assists
Dorgu 8 starts this season
Won 1, drawn 3, lost 4 (1 of draws was v Grimsby when lost on pens)
The 5 he didn’t start
Won 4, drawn 1
Won 1, drawn 3, lost 4 (1 of draws was v Grimsby when lost on pens)
The 5 he didn’t start
Won 4, drawn 1
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dorgu 8 starts this season
Won 1, drawn 3, lost 4 (1 of draws was v Grimsby when lost on pens)
The 5 he didn’t start
Won 4, drawn 1
Won 1, drawn 3, lost 4 (1 of draws was v Grimsby when lost on pens)
The 5 he didn’t start
Won 4, drawn 1
09/10 season Utd PL thread
Finished 2nd
Won 27, drawn 4, lost 7
Scored 86, conceded 28
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Finished 2nd
Won 27, drawn 4, lost 7
Scored 86, conceded 28
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
09/10 season Utd PL thread
Finished 2nd
Won 27, drawn 4, lost 7
Scored 86, conceded 28
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Finished 2nd
Won 27, drawn 4, lost 7
Scored 86, conceded 28
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Managing Utd not easy but we’ve got a bum in charge who actively sabotages the team
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side most promising thing we’ve had for a while
6 starts, unbeaten with 4 wins
Away to embarrassing Spurs side & home to Everton & he goes back to fucking Mazraoui RWB
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side most promising thing we’ve had for a while
6 starts, unbeaten with 4 wins
Away to embarrassing Spurs side & home to Everton & he goes back to fucking Mazraoui RWB
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Managing Utd not easy but we’ve got a bum in charge who actively sabotages the team
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side most promising thing we’ve had for a while
6 starts, unbeaten with 4 wins
Away to embarrassing Spurs side & home to Everton & he goes back to fucking Mazraoui RWB
Amad/Mbeumo right hand side most promising thing we’ve had for a while
6 starts, unbeaten with 4 wins
Away to embarrassing Spurs side & home to Everton & he goes back to fucking Mazraoui RWB
Only 2 Utd players since 86/87 with over 100 goals & 100 assists
Rooney & Giggs
Bruno will join them with assist tonight
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
Rooney & Giggs
Bruno will join them with assist tonight
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Only 2 Utd players since 86/87 with over 100 goals & 100 assists
Rooney & Giggs
Bruno will join them with assist tonight
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
Rooney & Giggs
Bruno will join them with assist tonight
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
09/10 season thread
Won 39, drawn 6, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - QF
FA Cup - 3rd Round
League Cup - Winners
Community Shield - Lost on pens
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 39, drawn 6, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - QF
FA Cup - 3rd Round
League Cup - Winners
Community Shield - Lost on pens
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
09/10 season thread
Won 39, drawn 6, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - QF
FA Cup - 3rd Round
League Cup - Winners
Community Shield - Lost on pens
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Won 39, drawn 6, lost 11
PL - 2nd
CL - QF
FA Cup - 3rd Round
League Cup - Winners
Community Shield - Lost on pens
Player stats
*Also included in assists if player fouled for penalty that is converted by someone else etc*
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Record v Everton since start of 9/10
Won 19, drawn 9, lost 7
Most goals
Martial 14 starts (3 subs), 9 goals / 5 assists
Most assists
Rashford 16 starts (3 subs), 5 goals / 6 assists
Bruno 13 starts, 6 goals / 5 assists
Won 19, drawn 9, lost 7
Most goals
Martial 14 starts (3 subs), 9 goals / 5 assists
Most assists
Rashford 16 starts (3 subs), 5 goals / 6 assists
Bruno 13 starts, 6 goals / 5 assists
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Record v Everton since start of 9/10
Won 19, drawn 9, lost 7
Most goals
Martial 14 starts (3 subs), 9 goals / 5 assists
Most assists
Rashford 16 starts (3 subs), 5 goals / 6 assists
Bruno 13 starts, 6 goals / 5 assists
Won 19, drawn 9, lost 7
Most goals
Martial 14 starts (3 subs), 9 goals / 5 assists
Most assists
Rashford 16 starts (3 subs), 5 goals / 6 assists
Bruno 13 starts, 6 goals / 5 assists
Warriners waistcost may be the worst thing that’s ever happened on Earth
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Warriners waistcost may be the worst thing that’s ever happened on Earth
Humphries last 4 matches
102.62
108.55
104.98
106.25
1st session in Final
112.69
102.62
108.55
104.98
106.25
1st session in Final
112.69
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Humphries last 4 matches
102.62
108.55
104.98
106.25
1st session in Final
112.69
102.62
108.55
104.98
106.25
1st session in Final
112.69