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Dan Alten

@danalten.bsky.social

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Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky. I love you. https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Mar 24

These young bands these days don't even cover Louie, Louie anymore

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 24

Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.

A tour date poster with
Birmingham, AL 9/24 Trim Tab
Opelika, AL 9/25 Irish Bred
Mobile, AL 9/26 Crescent Theater
Hattiesburg, MS 9/27 Fat Cat
Mobile, AL 9/28 Slurp Society
Lake Charles, LA 9/29 OB’s
New Orleans, LA 9/30 Howlin’ Wolf
Destin, FL 10/1 Hotel Effie
New Orleans, LA 10/2 *Sports Drink
Tallahassee, FL 10/3 Don’t Tell Comedy
Prairieville, LA 10/4 Nooley’s
Pensacola, FL 10/5 Club 27
Auburn, AL 10/6 Rock n Roll Pinball
Huntsville, AL 10/7 Moody’s
Chattanooga, TN 10/8 JJ’s Bohemia
Memphis, TN 10/9 Lamplighter

*drinking game show
All others is me headlining

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 24

Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 20

Oh shit I'm misheard a guy at a bar, sorry

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 20

DYK the drummer from KISS was named Peter Kiss?

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 18

Columbus Ohio this Friday. If you snag tickets today online you can get half a Hamilton off with promo code DANFRIENDS. And if you get tickets tomorrow it's full price. And if you get tickets Saturday you're either a weirdo or you're getting scammed. I hope to see you soon.

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 15

Idk what that means but I hope it's good!

Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 15

Do you use your phone in the bathroom?

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 11

Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 12

I would never joke about tapping

Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 12

I bet playing DragonForce on Guitar Hero could get you more sex than playing it on real instruments

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 11

Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Sep 10

A fun joke you can use to roast a witch

Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Aug 22

Ya blew it!

Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · Aug 21

Headlining Chipped Ham Comedy in Pittsburgh this Friday night at Helltown Taproom in the Strip District. Come see just how much will this HGH has paid off! Doors at 7:30.