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Damned Goblin

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Gross little monster hiding under the bed. I steal children and sell them to the fairy folk, and yet I still have too much integrity for a Trump cabinet post.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · Aug 12

Snakes gotta crawl, birds gotta sing. Trump gotta rape cus raping is his thing.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 10h

Don't be silly, that toilet's not for him. He clearly shits in the marble tub. That toilet is for the maid to throw up in while she cleans the marble tub, obviously.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 10h

If you truly believe that eternal damnation awaits the nonbeliever, marrying them anyway is a crass and callow act akin to dating townies you will dump as soon as you find a college girlfriend

If you don't truly believe, then trying to destroy their faith is even worse.

There is no good guy here

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 11h

My theory: He has a Gliablastoma, like the crazy "no fuckin chance of operation" level brain tumor, and he is trying to go out in a blaze of glory before this nightmare octopus in his head turns him into a vegetable. That's why he is dialing up the Louis XVI vibes, he is goading us to guillotine him

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 14h

He's bending all right. Bending over that lady with the couch pants!

Allegedly. Gotta add that because that isn't a fact, unlike Trump being a rapist which is a FACT. Hope you get a stroke for every child you abused you disgusting piece of shit.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 14h

Fucking Tiny! You don't have a fucking TEAM! YOU HAVE A CONSTITUENCY! DO YOUR JOB!

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 15h

He ain't acting. Until somebody holds him to account, he IS above the law. He even got SCOTUS to put it in writing.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 15h

There is going to be a tipping point where they find out that they have fucked over their constituency so much that they cannot water down the vote with morons who will still vote for them. Your Jerrymander is gonna run out of Jerrys to Mander with.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 17h

They are if you have a rigid mindset that requires a gender binary. Which is to say if you are a giant child who can only count to two. Whiney bitches probably take pictures of a sunset in black and white. Keep that contrast up, can't afford any shades of grey, don't go appreciating nuance now.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

RAPE should get it's own line. And a bigger font. Seriously, who justifies voting for this?

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

Not allow. Force.

He likes to force people to do things. Like have sex with him. Because he is a rapist who rapes people. And now countries.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah but the top of your head get all chilly! No sale!

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

This is the political equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum, holding their breath until they turn blue.

Except they are holding our breath. I guess that is called choking someone.

I guess that is a different analogy. Still accurate tho.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously they want trains. They love trains. Full of people. Going to undisclosed locations. With furnaces.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

What's going on with his eyes? Is that fear? Can't be fear, he is too dumb to be afraid. Confusion? I bet it is confusion. Or maybe he is poopin. That could be "If I don't blink nobody will know I am making boom-boom right now."

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

My mom taught me "I am making one thing. If you don't like the thing, make it yourself." To have a baby tantrum about kid food and then demand SHE make HIM more kid food is just shit.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

So much for power of the purse huh? Tiny Johnson finding new ways to suck at his job.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

wait, they was fuckin? No wonder he got domed with a rock. Jealous of sacrifices my ass.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

I will happily pay for kids to have bean farts instead of hunger pains. Won't even complain about the smell.

Starvation is a horrible soul-crushing despairing way to die and there is no excuse for it to ever happen in America. We treat stray dogs better than that.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

Hey now, don't make fun of his dog whistle.
I mean haircut.
Totally make fun of his dog whistle. Bitch couldn't be more of a Nazi poser if he was riding in a Volkswagen while wearing Hugo Boss.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

Additional charge: Kat's ass damaged our parking lot when we violently threw her to the ground.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

Wow this is some poorly constructed garbage. No wonder they keep losing their ass in court.

Pretty sure my driving instructor told me that pedestrians have the right of way. Driving slowly through a crowd with a three ton motor vehicle is literal criminal endangerment.

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Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

Butt plug should get the job done. Failing that, try a toaster. One of those old heavy ones made of proper steel.

Boyfriends are like Bic Razors. You only need to keep that one so long as it is performing okay. Then into the bin and get a fresh one.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

Ooooo you don't like the brown person so you replace him with THE BOSS? Fragile little butt-hurt snowflakes might regret that. This is the "This town rips the bones from your back" guy. You might not like what he has to say.

Damned Goblin @damnedgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

You don't have to keep telling me that the escaped monkeys have STDs. I wasn't gonna fuck em. No really, I swear! Why you looking at me like that?