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it’s haircut day, baybeeeee
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it’s haircut day, baybeeeee
i love how my spouse will talk to me like we’re not on completely different algorithms. he turns to me just now and says “is this the kettle corn guy?”
i have no way of knowing that. i did not know that was a guy
i have no way of knowing that. i did not know that was a guy
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i love how my spouse will talk to me like we’re not on completely different algorithms. he turns to me just now and says “is this the kettle corn guy?”
i have no way of knowing that. i did not know that was a guy
i have no way of knowing that. i did not know that was a guy
there was a time in this country when a voice actor could support four families
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
there was a time in this country when a voice actor could support four families
two weeks til the two week break
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
two weeks til the two week break
i do not know who nuzzi is and you guys are NOT going to make me learn!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i do not know who nuzzi is and you guys are NOT going to make me learn!!!!
i only technically eat breakfast on days i don’t work onsite bc my preferred breakfast protein is fish. some people tell me i shouldn’t worry about this. i should go into the office with fish breath. i refuse. i will be the change i want to smell
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i only technically eat breakfast on days i don’t work onsite bc my preferred breakfast protein is fish. some people tell me i shouldn’t worry about this. i should go into the office with fish breath. i refuse. i will be the change i want to smell
cannot overstate how formative charlie’s angels (2000) was to me, personally
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
cannot overstate how formative charlie’s angels (2000) was to me, personally
normie asking my definition of emo: 🥰😍☺️
normie when i give them my definition: 🤬😠😤
normie when i give them my definition: 🤬😠😤
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
normie asking my definition of emo: 🥰😍☺️
normie when i give them my definition: 🤬😠😤
normie when i give them my definition: 🤬😠😤
what is with all the roux-free macaroni and cheese propaganda i’m getting this year. is it a ploy to trick me into buying eggs? it won’t work, i come from a roux family and i WILL make it with a roux, no matter how annoying it is
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
what is with all the roux-free macaroni and cheese propaganda i’m getting this year. is it a ploy to trick me into buying eggs? it won’t work, i come from a roux family and i WILL make it with a roux, no matter how annoying it is
the specific thing that needs to be brought back from the early 2000s was is a plain black ribbed henley w 10 buttons down the front that i wore every week of the 8th grade, is that too much to ask?
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the specific thing that needs to be brought back from the early 2000s was is a plain black ribbed henley w 10 buttons down the front that i wore every week of the 8th grade, is that too much to ask?
they’re getting a seafood city in chandler mall here. abq doesn’t even have an h mart yet 😔
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
they’re getting a seafood city in chandler mall here. abq doesn’t even have an h mart yet 😔
i hate so many things, but nothing compares to how much i hate post malone
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i hate so many things, but nothing compares to how much i hate post malone
i told my mom i thought secret lives of mormon wives is like a super weenie hut jr version of housewives but then i had to come up with 3 different analogies til i landed on one that gave her an idea of what super weenie hut jr means
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i told my mom i thought secret lives of mormon wives is like a super weenie hut jr version of housewives but then i had to come up with 3 different analogies til i landed on one that gave her an idea of what super weenie hut jr means
allergic to my dpns. what is the point
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
allergic to my dpns. what is the point
when one of my dogs gets their collar off my spouse says “you dropped your crown, queen” when he puts it back on 😭
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
when one of my dogs gets their collar off my spouse says “you dropped your crown, queen” when he puts it back on 😭
is social dysphoria a thing? every time i mentally prepare for a social situation where i think everyone will hate me, i find out that they have actually loved me from afar for years
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
is social dysphoria a thing? every time i mentally prepare for a social situation where i think everyone will hate me, i find out that they have actually loved me from afar for years
ppl are pouring apple juice into pie crust and sprinkling stuff on top of it snd calling it an “apple pie” and EYE’M not allowed to call this a recession indicator
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
ppl are pouring apple juice into pie crust and sprinkling stuff on top of it snd calling it an “apple pie” and EYE’M not allowed to call this a recession indicator
feel like this was epitomized when chris evans’ character tells dakota johnson’s character that her friends would tell her not to marry him. what friends? we don’t see this character have ANY friends. she talks to two coworkers and her love “interests” and that’s pretty much it
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
feel like this was epitomized when chris evans’ character tells dakota johnson’s character that her friends would tell her not to marry him. what friends? we don’t see this character have ANY friends. she talks to two coworkers and her love “interests” and that’s pretty much it
watched the materialists. empty characters doing empty things emptily :(
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
watched the materialists. empty characters doing empty things emptily :(
my spouse very casually mentioned wanting to smoke cheese last night & i’m already planning a christmas party featuring the most stressful charcuterie spread i can imagine
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
my spouse very casually mentioned wanting to smoke cheese last night & i’m already planning a christmas party featuring the most stressful charcuterie spread i can imagine
so many ppl benefit from the fact that i don’t know how to fight AND they don’t even know that that’s why i’ve stopped myself from learning how! smdh so ungrateful
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
so many ppl benefit from the fact that i don’t know how to fight AND they don’t even know that that’s why i’ve stopped myself from learning how! smdh so ungrateful
got a cheeky little promotion, innit?
(this isn’t a question it’s an announcement i just had to do it in an accent to soften it due to religious conditioning through the belief that my achievements were not my own)
(this isn’t a question it’s an announcement i just had to do it in an accent to soften it due to religious conditioning through the belief that my achievements were not my own)
sometimes u get more important at work just by being stubborn and sticking around, i fear
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
got a cheeky little promotion, innit?
(this isn’t a question it’s an announcement i just had to do it in an accent to soften it due to religious conditioning through the belief that my achievements were not my own)
(this isn’t a question it’s an announcement i just had to do it in an accent to soften it due to religious conditioning through the belief that my achievements were not my own)
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We’re just innocent men
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We’re just innocent men
they will never make me care about a wuthering heights adaptation w a white heathcliff
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
they will never make me care about a wuthering heights adaptation w a white heathcliff
having a strange week (it is 1pm on a monday) so decided to try listening to a senses fail album for the first time in my life. did not like! listening to NIN as a palette cleanser now 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
having a strange week (it is 1pm on a monday) so decided to try listening to a senses fail album for the first time in my life. did not like! listening to NIN as a palette cleanser now 🙏