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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Looks like we're really stress-testing the "Conservatives would root for the empire if it was real" bit.

The writing team for 'The Onion' are going to go on suicide watch by the end of the year if they aren't on it already.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Ah, the tangents you go on when procrastinating.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

That and maybe fate itself would contrive a plucky duo of Homo Florensis to crash the tech-bubble-to-rule-them-all and cast Peter Thiel's stock prices into the fires of Mount-Doom.com

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

I know it's a pipe dream but if ever cloning and genetic tech gets to the point de-extinction becomes a thing, I feel like de-extincting other human species could solve so much inter-societal bullshit via the social equivalent of a sci-fi Outside-Context problem.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Ngl now I'm kinda jelly of the humans who hung out with Neanderthals.

Aside from the obvious caveman era issues, if you were on good terms with 'em then it must've been wild to chillax with a bunch of musclebound short kings and queens who could fistfight bears for you and eat like anime protags.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

*In a better universe*

Chud Influencer: Biological realism means the weaker side of humanity should go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!

Neanderthal lass: Agreed. Now go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Chud: NOOOOOO!!!!! ONLY 'WE' GET TO BE DICKS! YOU NEED TO RESPECT OUR HUMANITY!!!

Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Got the random mental image of humanity reviving Neanderthals and accidentally destroying 'gender norms' on account of all the natty women who can now casually fold the average gym-bro like a pretzel.

Science tells us that the average Neanderthal woman's strength matches above-average human men.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Wtf did autocorrect human to inhuman ffs?

This shit is why I disabled it for a good year.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Case in point: If YOU could get it on with one of the now-extinct species of humanity, wouldn't you?

(Assuming it was all consensual and everyone was able to consent and of proper breeding age for their flavor of human)

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Considering a bunch of ancient Roman's who stumbled into gorillas planned to ALSO do things with them till that ended how you'd think...

I propose humanity are monster fuckers thanks to this genetic legacy of deviance between thy evolutionary cousins.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

I meme-suggest a similar situation for shortstack homo-florensis.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

I also propose the reason they went extinct is cause all their girls realized they could reverse-uno homo-sapien boys.

Cue a glorious era of pre-history where muscle mommies were down bad for submissive yet breedable inhuman twinks (by their standards) till there were no more Neanderthals.

Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Got the random mental image of humanity reviving Neanderthals and accidentally destroying 'gender norms' on account of all the natty women who can now casually fold the average gym-bro like a pretzel.

Science tells us that the average Neanderthal woman's strength matches above-average human men.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 2d

Got the random mental image of humanity reviving Neanderthals and accidentally destroying 'gender norms' on account of all the natty women who can now casually fold the average gym-bro like a pretzel.

Science tells us that the average Neanderthal woman's strength matches above-average human men.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 4d

Why must you remind me of the horror that was the Harper government?

I'm about to got to bed. This is gonna have me tossing and turning all night.

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Honoo [TFCon Chicago 2025] @honootorch.bsky.social · 4d

LAST CALL FOR #TFCONCHICAGO COMMS!

I *might* do some at the con, depending on how exhausted I am/what's offered, but if you wanna Guarantee yourself a solid piece of art, hit me up!

Examples below

#TFCon #Transformers #Maccadams

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Sklé @sklelaplak.bsky.social · Sep 20

Buffed EDI x Tali round 4

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Mr_Naydee @mrnaydee.bsky.social · Nov 6

Full_Nelson
Susie fuck Palsei [DELTARUNE]
#nsfw #nsfwart #rule34 #r34 #fanart #xxx #deltarune #ralsei #susie #futa #futanari #femboy #gay #bounce #balls #anal #hot #horny #ahegao #furry #onlyfurry #furries #futa_on_male #full_nelson

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Jay Marvel Adult Art @jaymarvel.bsky.social · Nov 23

RWBY Part 2
See future pinups 4-6 weeks early on Ptreon!

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Jay Marvel Adult Art @jaymarvel.bsky.social · Dec 9

RWBY Part 3
See future pinups 4-6 weeks early @ patreon.com/jaymarvel

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Honoo [TFCon Chicago 2025] @honootorch.bsky.social · 9d

I was compelled.

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🔞NSFAni🔞 @nsfani.bsky.social · Sep 19

Damn, I can't believe that hotel in Hell where every hallway smells like sweat and jizz actually managed to get a sinner into Heaven! Hope Emily doesn't walk in on anything embarassing!

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Comic featuring Emily, Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel.

Description:

In Heaven, Emily sours around the clouds, cheering and celebrating at the Hotel's success at redeeming it's first sinner and excitedly decides to pop in to hell to give Charlie the good news herself.

EMILY: They did it! They actually did it! The hotel worked! This changes everything! I have to tell Charlie right away!

Meanwhile, in some hall in the hotel, Charlie and Vaggie, completely nude (save for Vaggie's gloves and stockings), are having sex against the wall when suddenly Emily enters through a portal from heaven, surprised and embarassed at what she just walked in on. Charlie and Vaggie stop fucking as they notice her, but make no move to cover themselves.

CHARLIE: Ahh! Oh, Vaggie! Ngh! I love you so much!

VAGGIE: Mmm~ I love you too, hon... Fuck, right there!

EMILY: Charlie! I- Oh gosh!

CHARLIE: Wha- Emily? What are you doing in Hell?

EMILY: I... er... Sorry for butting in on a... private moment like this! I just came to tell you that the sinner Sir Pentious was recently welcomed into Heaven! Your hotel worked!

CHARLIE: You mean he's not gone? He's... In heaven?

EMILY: Yes, he's the first sinner we've ever seen redeemed-

Charlie immediately leaps towards Emily and pulls her into a tight hug, crying out in joy and relief while Emily awkwardly blushes at the erecting poking at her.

CHARLIE: Oh, Em! Thank you! Thank you so much!

EMILY: Uh, Ch-charlie, you're um... poking me.

Charlie suddenly realizes she's completely nude and erect and leaps away, covering herself in embarrassment. Emily shyly fidgets, clearly aroused herself. Vaggie grins knowingly, still shameless in her nudity.

CHARLIE: Oh, fuck! I'm so sorry, Emily!

EMILY: It's okay! I actually kind of, um... liked it. <3

VAGGIE: That so? ...You know, you came all the way down to give us the good news... I think we owe you a proper "Hell Style" thank you, right Charlie~?

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🔞OnyxNuva🔞 @onyxnuva.bsky.social · 5d

Following up a post. Call your MEPs. They vote btwn. Nov. 24-27

The EU is pushing a vote on "online safety recommendations" that allign with Australia's law.

@fightchatcontrol.bsky.social lets ring the alarm again.

#savespeech #fightchatcontrol #NoKings

www.biometricupdate.com/202510/new-p...

New proposal pushes EU-wide digital minimum age of 16 for social media | Biometric Update

European Union lawmakers want children to be protected online, and some of them say platforms aren’t doing enough, fast enough.

www.biometricupdate.com

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 5d

Happy 'No Kings' day America.

Do your best to be your best!

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 7d

Excellent work, as before, so again.

Can't wait to hash out Nurlge next!!!

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 7d

Truly, this humble bunny is playing the part of my soul, made manifest.

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 7d

Imma pin this.

Permanently, no doubt.

Best way for thou of poor social skills to signal their desire to be good and supportive friend.

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