Daedelusional
@daedalusfields.bsky.social
I don’t know, but you’re gonna have to just be more lovable
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Do not follow me until you scroll through my posts!! You probably will not like me!!
“And (insert name)?” is not something anyone says in real life when they’re turning back to make one final point, how do authors and screen writers keep getting away with that?
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“And (insert name)?” is not something anyone says in real life when they’re turning back to make one final point, how do authors and screen writers keep getting away with that?
call me delusional, but i think i’m gonna end up in a relationship with jonathan bailey eventually
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
call me delusional, but i think i’m gonna end up in a relationship with jonathan bailey eventually
yeah i don’t think you have to worry about that😹
Now that she's falling back into favor, none of y'all on here get to call yourselves Lauren fans that was a torch I carried ALONE #BB27
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
yeah i don’t think you have to worry about that😹
you’d think i’d be able to read in a room where my mother is texting, but she just loves that talk to text shit
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
you’d think i’d be able to read in a room where my mother is texting, but she just loves that talk to text shit
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"let people enjoy things" does not mean "don't say something negative about what i like where i could see it" lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"let people enjoy things" does not mean "don't say something negative about what i like where i could see it" lol
y’all need to control your kids bc otherwise they’re gonna learn the lesson by seeing YOUR ass get beat
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
y’all need to control your kids bc otherwise they’re gonna learn the lesson by seeing YOUR ass get beat
one thing about me, yes i will argue with a dumbass teenager all day long, you gon learn some critical thinking skills today😹
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
one thing about me, yes i will argue with a dumbass teenager all day long, you gon learn some critical thinking skills today😹
me reading the critics choice noms aloud to all my coworkers who dgaf:
What good is this chanting? I don’t even know what I’m reading…
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
me reading the critics choice noms aloud to all my coworkers who dgaf:
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what is rooting4asians doing in your local 711
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
what is rooting4asians doing in your local 711
just found out the hot one in heated rivalry was born the same year as me😧
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
just found out the hot one in heated rivalry was born the same year as me😧
i’ve decided i hate wicked. congratulations jon M chu, you’ve ruined everything
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i’ve decided i hate wicked. congratulations jon M chu, you’ve ruined everything
kelley’s psychosis somehow makes me like tucker less💀
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
kelley’s psychosis somehow makes me like tucker less💀
why is the man in front of me at 711 asking about cock rings😧
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
why is the man in front of me at 711 asking about cock rings😧
many positions eliminated but not mine……
every department head but me got called into a meeting, you guys i may finally be getting fired🥹🙌
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
many positions eliminated but not mine……
every department head but me got called into a meeting, you guys i may finally be getting fired🥹🙌
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
every department head but me got called into a meeting, you guys i may finally be getting fired🥹🙌
i’ve decided i’m attracted to the cute one, so i’ll be watching heated rivalry
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i’ve decided i’m attracted to the cute one, so i’ll be watching heated rivalry
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WE WIFED UP on a Wednesday at 1:00pm: a thread
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
WE WIFED UP on a Wednesday at 1:00pm: a thread
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rod & daedalus
Let's do Bluesky on Bluesky and interview each other instead
The more i look at the actors on actors… the more angry I become.
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
rod & daedalus
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it’s bc i fucking did my renaissance listen on spotify and my lemonade listen on apple music💔
now how tf did renaissance end up in my top 5 albums @roddiaztwine.bsky.social what the fuck did you do
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
it’s bc i fucking did my renaissance listen on spotify and my lemonade listen on apple music💔
now how tf did renaissance end up in my top 5 albums @roddiaztwine.bsky.social what the fuck did you do
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
now how tf did renaissance end up in my top 5 albums @roddiaztwine.bsky.social what the fuck did you do
it’s so crazy that being a parasocial lunatic has actually gotten club chalamet so much😭
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s so crazy that being a parasocial lunatic has actually gotten club chalamet so much😭
everyone citing that guy winning 5 million dollars like this wasn’t also the most boring show on planet earth with no reach💀
Deal or No Deal Island has officially been canceled at NBC.
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
everyone citing that guy winning 5 million dollars like this wasn’t also the most boring show on planet earth with no reach💀
i hate my father more than anyone in the world. how is it possible to have zero redeeming qualities?
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i hate my father more than anyone in the world. how is it possible to have zero redeeming qualities?
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKKKKK
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKKKKK