Daddysahole
@daddysahole.bsky.social
Not a practicing homosexual. I already perfected it. NYC/NJ Shore/sometimes PS
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Daddysahole
@daddysahole.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Asked my therapist if my hypersexuality could be a symptom of depression. He said shut up and keep sucking
Heading home tomorrow and I am eager to sleep in my own bed, shower in my own bathroom, and wander around my own place naked #noplacelikehome
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Heading home tomorrow and I am eager to sleep in my own bed, shower in my own bathroom, and wander around my own place naked #noplacelikehome
End of the month. Y’all gonna being doing those skircle things again, yeah
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
End of the month. Y’all gonna being doing those skircle things again, yeah
New beau called to check on me. Because I’m an introvert who has been with family 1 week. And he knows my social battery is on empty ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
New beau called to check on me. Because I’m an introvert who has been with family 1 week. And he knows my social battery is on empty ❤️
Spoiler alert: Daniel Craig keeps his shirt on. Whomp-Whomp😕
Update: we’re seeing the new Knives Out instead, bc we’re both hoping Daniel Craig will be shirtless at least once 🫢
I saw Wicked with an elderly relative who spent the movie asking: Who’s that? Where are they? Where’s Dorothy? Is the goat the wizard? Who is she? Who is he? Who’s that? And (my favorite) Why is she green?
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Spoiler alert: Daniel Craig keeps his shirt on. Whomp-Whomp😕
Aaaaand, he flaked 😕
I’ve got a DL dad stopping by my hotel as soon as his in-laws leave 🤫 He is PENT UP and feeling aggressive 😍
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Aaaaand, he flaked 😕
I’ve got a DL dad stopping by my hotel as soon as his in-laws leave 🤫 He is PENT UP and feeling aggressive 😍
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’ve got a DL dad stopping by my hotel as soon as his in-laws leave 🤫 He is PENT UP and feeling aggressive 😍
Seeing Wake Up Dead Man with elderly relative who says “Daniel Craig can park his shoes under my bed anytime” 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Seeing Wake Up Dead Man with elderly relative who says “Daniel Craig can park his shoes under my bed anytime” 🤣
Update: we’re seeing the new Knives Out instead, bc we’re both hoping Daniel Craig will be shirtless at least once 🫢
I saw Wicked with an elderly relative who spent the movie asking: Who’s that? Where are they? Where’s Dorothy? Is the goat the wizard? Who is she? Who is he? Who’s that? And (my favorite) Why is she green?
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Update: we’re seeing the new Knives Out instead, bc we’re both hoping Daniel Craig will be shirtless at least once 🫢
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody hooking up in the Target parking lot near your parents’ place this week
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody hooking up in the Target parking lot near your parents’ place this week
I’m especially thankful for my killer snatch and no gag reflex
Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’m especially thankful for my killer snatch and no gag reflex
Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
Ugh. Can’t stop thinking about this cutie from the local convenience store. Angelic face. Sweet smile. Blue eyes. Blonde cowlick. Thick, curved d***. Big, lusciously soft, pendulous b***s
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ugh. Can’t stop thinking about this cutie from the local convenience store. Angelic face. Sweet smile. Blue eyes. Blonde cowlick. Thick, curved d***. Big, lusciously soft, pendulous b***s
Convenience store cutie came over again this morning. He brought me a scone (?!!) and artisanal coffee, because he knows the hotel coffee is terrible 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Convenience store cutie came over again this morning. He brought me a scone (?!!) and artisanal coffee, because he knows the hotel coffee is terrible 🥰
Convenience store cutie hit me up again. He’s coming by my hotel tomorrow morning.
(And we’re in love)
(And we’re in love)
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Convenience store cutie hit me up again. He’s coming by my hotel tomorrow morning.
(And we’re in love)
(And we’re in love)
As historical sites go, none are as ludicrously anticlimactic as Plymouth Rock. It’s so underwhelming you wonder if Massachusetts is punking you
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
As historical sites go, none are as ludicrously anticlimactic as Plymouth Rock. It’s so underwhelming you wonder if Massachusetts is punking you
Stopped at the convenience store with family to pick up half-and-half. Guy working the counter is the cutie I bļeŵ this morning
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Stopped at the convenience store with family to pick up half-and-half. Guy working the counter is the cutie I bļeŵ this morning
Driving around rural Mass and my cousin pointing out all the houses that recently took down their Maga signs 😊
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Driving around rural Mass and my cousin pointing out all the houses that recently took down their Maga signs 😊
Did a long, slow, sensual bļòw-n-go for this cutie who works at the convenience store by my hotel. Now, off to spend a wholesome day with my family
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Did a long, slow, sensual bļòw-n-go for this cutie who works at the convenience store by my hotel. Now, off to spend a wholesome day with my family
It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh 💦
Kinda sad, really. It’s where I şųċked my first anon dıck
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh 💦
Finding lots of DL married men out here in rural Massachusetts. But they keep flaking. Almost like they have commitment issues or something 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Finding lots of DL married men out here in rural Massachusetts. But they keep flaking. Almost like they have commitment issues or something 🤔
Kinda sad, really. It’s where I şųċked my first anon dıck
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Kinda sad, really. It’s where I şųċked my first anon dıck
Went hiking with family at local nature preserve. The town tore down the cruisey men’s room
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Went hiking with family at local nature preserve. The town tore down the cruisey men’s room
As much as I loathe Massachusetts (my birthplace btw), some of these Masshole men are damn hot
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
As much as I loathe Massachusetts (my birthplace btw), some of these Masshole men are damn hot
Presently locked out of my hotel room. So they’re sending up the maintenance guy 😏
Watch this space
Watch this space
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Presently locked out of my hotel room. So they’re sending up the maintenance guy 😏
Watch this space
Watch this space
Just bļęw a gorgeous straight dude on his way home from work. Wife called to see what was taking him so long 🤪
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just bļęw a gorgeous straight dude on his way home from work. Wife called to see what was taking him so long 🤪
Was worried the apps in rural Mass would be a wasteland. But I’ve got more ďıck lined up than a truck stop urinal 🥁
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Was worried the apps in rural Mass would be a wasteland. But I’ve got more ďıck lined up than a truck stop urinal 🥁