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Daddysahole

@daddysahole.bsky.social

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Not a practicing homosexual. I already perfected it. NYC/NJ Shore/sometimes PS 🏳️‍🌈⬇️😈

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · Jan 11

Asked my therapist if my hypersexuality could be a symptom of depression. He said shut up and keep sucking

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 2h

Missionary: so I can see the hate in your eyes

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 3h

Missionary: so you can spit in my mouth

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 4h

One of my semi-regulars coming here at lunchtime and I CANNOT find that damn hood he likes

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 9h

lol. Thanks. Never regretted buying that thesaurus

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 22h

Sometimes I pretend to gag on it bc guys like hearing that

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

My hot straight (cocktease) coworker likes to sit at his desk across from me opening and closing his legs, rhythmically squeezing his hugely bloated … well, you get the idea

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

Hot straight (cocktease) coworker pointing out the pee stain on his pants. His fully, gloriously, obscenely tenting pants

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

Hot straight (cocktease) coworker back from gym. Standing in my cube popping his pecs. “Fųçking pumped today, baby. Gottdamn.”

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh. Haven’t been able to get to the gym all week. And I miss it (words I never thought I’d say)

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

Babe, you are a catch! And don’t you forget it

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

I love all of this for you

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. Just say yes.

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

If you look like this, hmu

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 2d

Need Billy Butcherson to butcher my h0le

Photo still from the movie Hokus pokus of the zombie Billie Butcherson

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh! Missed opportunity! Next time

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 2d

Subway then a cab. It was worth it

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 2d

My noon bļow-n-go slipped me a $20 for lunch

Photo still from the Movie Butterfield-8 of Elizabeth Taylor in a white slip and heels, leaning languidly against a door frame and holding a drink

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 2d

Heading up Madison Ave. OMW to give some guy office hęąd
I ❤️ NY

Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s in a cab putting on lipstick

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 2d

A little life is garbage. 700 pages of absolute unreadable sh*t

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 2d

To be perfectly honest, few things make me hotter than when a guy answers his phone while I’m şųcking him off.
My Therapist: I just asked if you had a nice weekend

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 2d

Need Billy Butcherson to butcher my h0le

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 3d

A Scream mask thirst trap?
For Halloween.

Close up of Meryl Streep in a brown dress jacket and pearls from the movie The Devil Wears Prada with the caption “groundbreaking”

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 3d

Sexy building maintenance man was especially pent up and aggressive this morning. Nearly punched through the back of my head with his …

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 3d

True. But what if I’m not? And he’s dtf? Much to consider

Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 4d

Been ruminating about this.
I think I *might* be getting bi-curious vibes from my hot neighbor.
(it’s also possible—as my therapist suggests— I’m delusional)

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 4d

Yup! So true